=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-168 oh whoops. I meant it's something for neurotypicals, but it'd be a
 nightmare. Just like all the other stuff they came up with, like society and
 multilevel marketing
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #2 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #3 fediverse/2145 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 no I didn't know that was a thing
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--- #4 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #5 fediverse_boost/6152 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?           
                                                                              
  It looks like an additional monthly user.                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #6 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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--- #7 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #8 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #9 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #10 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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--- #11 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #12 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #13 fediverse/4215 ---
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 oh whoops, forgot to post these last night, here ya go
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--- #14 fediverse/6102 ---
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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--- #15 messages/90 ---
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 Why would the government make it hard to access psychedelics i just want to
 learn things about myself that make it difficult to work a job
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--- #16 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #17 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #18 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #19 fediverse/4657 ---
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 turns out brains really are that simple.
 
 there's just, a lot of social technology built up which could be forgotten if
 everyone lost their memories at once.
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--- #20 fediverse/2611 ---
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #21 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #22 fediverse/4297 ---
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 @user-1605 
 
 yeh it should just be @user-1657 or possibly RitzMenardi or something like that
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--- #23 fediverse/1369 ---
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 I just unfollowed a bunch of really cool people because otherwise I'd comment
 on their posts without realizing they didn't want to hear from me and anyway
 tbh I'm more of an "opt-in" vibe I'd say
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--- #24 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #25 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #26 fediverse/2801 ---
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 @user-351 
 
 yeah it wasn't anything invasive which was nice. like, it's not an
 interrogation room from TV it's more like, a therapist's office.
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--- #27 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #28 fediverse/1010 ---
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 I'm done trying to be neurotypical. So what if I starve.
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--- #29 fediverse/4843 ---
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 just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
 have to do it that way again.
 
 but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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--- #30 fediverse/2663 ---
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 │ CW: scary            │
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 they say human trafficking is a huge issue but why don't you ever hear about
 it on the news
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--- #31 fediverse/840 ---
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 │ CW: re: csa death-mentioned │
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #32 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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--- #33 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #34 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #35 fediverse/887 ---
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 somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #36 messages/555 ---
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 The biggest problem in my mind with socialism is that you could get all of the
 workers into a room before finding out that they don't like each other
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--- #37 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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--- #38 fediverse/769 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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--- #39 fediverse/2314 ---
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 couldn't sleep. Oh well. Here's what I couldn't get out of my head:
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--- #40 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #41 fediverse/3217 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 ... oh. yeah that checks out.
 
 maybe we could, uh... paint them black?
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--- #42 fediverse/4074 ---
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 │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │
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 "buying something" under capitalism just means that you get less of everything
 else in exchange for this particular thing.
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--- #43 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #44 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #45 fediverse/723 ---
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 Honestly if anyone wanted to just... take any of my stuff, even if they were
 just going to sell it, I'd probably give it to them? People in my life say I
 don't function well in a capitalist society. I guess I just trust everyone
 equally.
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--- #46 fediverse/357 ---
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 @user-5 
 
 and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
 that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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--- #47 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #48 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #49 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
  Either one is fine.                                                         
  
                                                            
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--- #50 fediverse/5418 ---
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 @user-119 
 
 even if they don't know it
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--- #51 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #52 messages/1132 ---
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 marketers know society very well.
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--- #53 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #54 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #55 fediverse/4524 ---
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 │ CW: chatGPT-mentioned │
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #56 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #57 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #58 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #59 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #60 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #61 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #62 fediverse/3768 ---
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 │ CW: implied-yelling-about-autism │
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 you know something that would ACTUALLY help autistic people?
 
 if we gave shopping carts actual tires instead of the hard plastic wheels they
 have. The NOISE is DEAFENING and CACOPHANOUS
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--- #63 fediverse/194 ---
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 │ CW: re: nightmare-app-for-neurotypicals │
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 @user-168 hehehehehehe witch cackles I told you it was a nightmare
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--- #64 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #65 fediverse/3092 ---
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 │ CW: re: why-are-you-so-demanding-ritz-just-give-it-a-rest-everyone-agrees-with-you │
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #66 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #67 fediverse/878 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg would it kill them to add a "synchronous" / "asynchronous" to the end of
 the name, sheesh
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--- #68 fediverse/6014 ---
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #69 fediverse/5485 ---
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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--- #70 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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--- #71 fediverse/3611 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
 package (without seasoning)
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--- #72 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #73 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #74 fediverse/309 ---
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 @user-223 normies need third places too... just, a lot of them, I guess.
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--- #75 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #76 fediverse/187 ---
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 @user-95 sometimes I say "all seriousness aside..."
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #78 messages/1150 ---
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 Please please please, someone do better than me.
 
 Until then, listen and obey.
 
 After then, consider me always.
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--- #79 fediverse/4896 ---
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #80 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #81 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #82 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #83 fediverse/3585 ---
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 hmmmm I should probably put this in "things I almost posted"
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--- #84 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #85 fediverse/3753 ---
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 @user-1071 
 
 ... That doesn't really sound like my jam! Sounds too stressful hehe
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--- #86 fediverse/1801 ---
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 people call me "hypervigilant" as if being constantly aware is not a normal
 state for them.
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--- #87 fediverse/5373 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 I'm sure canadia had something similar...!
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--- #88 fediverse/1293 ---
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 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #89 fediverse/5232 ---
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 TENANTS WORKERS IMMIGRANTS sorry had to say that and the rest tumbled out
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--- #90 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #91 fediverse/476 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... then let me give my money to the people who actually made the damned
 thing...
 
 Ah that's the tricky part, isn't it?
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--- #92 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #93 fediverse/1351 ---
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 @user-521 
 
 people say that kind of thing when they feel alone. maybe "wake up" is another
 way to say "find me"
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--- #94 messages/213 ---
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 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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--- #95 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #96 fediverse/3190 ---
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 "oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
 else's problem"
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--- #97 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #98 fediverse/5249 ---
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 enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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--- #99 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #100 fediverse/4077 ---
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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--- #101 fediverse/4555 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 didn't that guy die in like, the very next scene?? oops spoilers
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--- #102 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #103 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #104 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #105 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #106 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #107 fediverse/4878 ---
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 OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
 strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #108 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #109 fediverse/5176 ---
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #110 fediverse/1518 ---
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 acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
 
 tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
 the job done
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--- #111 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #112 messages/1176 ---
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 it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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--- #113 fediverse/3571 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 all things are intermediate steps, from yesterday to tomorrow.
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--- #114 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #115 messages/485 ---
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 Neurotyping is like astrology for autistic people who are interested in the
 humanities courses at college
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--- #116 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #117 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #118 fediverse/1092 ---
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 if there's too much on your mind then you need more people thinking about
 those problems
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 human porn is just cable porn for humans
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--- #120 fediverse/406 ---
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 "imagine if this was the last thing you remembered"me, last night, in a state
 of mind that I don't remember today
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--- #121 fediverse/3815 ---
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 trying to tame a young dumb monster, wish me luck, I see good in him
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--- #122 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #123 fediverse_boost/6405 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  maybe i should just work on my memoir...                                    
  
                                                            
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--- #124 fediverse/6178 ---
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 ... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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--- #125 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #126 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #127 fediverse/1891 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #128 fediverse/5297 ---
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 @user-1797 
 
 this is something I routinely fail at T.T
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--- #129 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #130 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #131 fediverse/4342 ---
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 @user-1268 
 
 keep it in the back of your mind and maybe it'll come to you
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--- #132 fediverse/2258 ---
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 wow "me from the past" didn't know that you're not supposed to tell Facebook
 shit
 
 but also like, there are soooooo many normies trapped there. it's a shame that
 everything that's seen on that site is AI or content farmed
A screenshot of a notification screen from the Facebook website.  it says "How we use this info:  your gender selection is "fuck if I know". Facebook may use this info to promote safety, integrity, and security. We don't use it to show you ads.  Privacy Policy"
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--- #133 fediverse/4452 ---
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 trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep...
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--- #134 fediverse/3659 ---
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 but to err is to be human
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--- #135 messages/936 ---
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 ohhhhhh there's an incompatibility with our matrix
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--- #136 fediverse/6283 ---
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 please please don't lose the penny! it's one of my favorite five flat penny
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--- #137 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #138 fediverse/5314 ---
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 people are so afraid of defamation lawsuits that they'll refrain from posting
 things like "steam could technically see everything going on on your screen"
 
 what will you say in front of a phone?
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--- #139 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #140 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #141 messages/1011 ---
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 Girls be like "ugh stop trying to solve my problems! They're impossible to
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--- #142 messages/91 ---
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 Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures
 (total) over the course of your life
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--- #143 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #144 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
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--- #145 fediverse/4484 ---
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 okay I really need to get going. It's too easy to scroll mastodon looking
 for... um, "memes"
On the plains, it's easier to pass through a large country than a small one. In forested or mountainous areas, the opposite is true - they are large, wild, and untamed, and thus difficult to get through.  I am not personally prepared for violence, but that doesn't mean I won't tell you why to do it.  Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline.  Don't be worried, be *cautious*. Caution is actionable.  To convert from worry to caution, think about what is within your zone of control.  If you swim in the deep red sea, assume that all of your actions will be perceived
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--- #146 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #147 fediverse/6321 ---
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 "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
 thing."
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--- #148 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #149 fediverse/5823 ---
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 the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
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--- #150 fediverse/6133 ---
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 if there were a drone, 15 feet above my face constantly observing, I would not
 act different at all. It will feel as if nothing has changed.
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--- #151 fediverse/1589 ---
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 When I first came to the fediverse it felt like a breath of fresh air -
 finally, I could speak to the world!
 
 I don't know what happened, but somehow now it feels like I only speak to
 like, 30 people
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--- #152 messages/1106 ---
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 "save yourself, do it for you" ugh what if I don't wanna
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--- #153 fediverse/3894 ---
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 "Here's the thing. If you go around telling people you're crazy, they'll
 assume you're JUST crazy."
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--- #154 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #155 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #156 fediverse/2131 ---
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 oh whoops I should say something, it's at 2019 now
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--- #157 fediverse/428 ---
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 no thing is ineffable.
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--- #158 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #159 fediverse/5053 ---
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 all people are people, and nothing will convince me otherwise.
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--- #160 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #161 fediverse/4083 ---
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 It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
 yourself?? it's impossible!!
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--- #162 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #163 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #164 fediverse_boost/4943 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Ask people to work against their better judgement                           
                                                                              
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--- #165 fediverse/6375 ---
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 what if a necromancer got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent mortality?
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--- #166 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #167 fediverse/2556 ---
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 @user-1056 
 
 yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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--- #168 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #169 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #170 fediverse/1161 ---
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 if you aren't careful, the stuff you own will come to own you.
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--- #171 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #172 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
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--- #173 fediverse/4042 ---
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 "Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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--- #174 fediverse/3781 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 one of those things sounds easier than the other!
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--- #175 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #176 messages/1131 ---
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 what's the world like?
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--- #177 fediverse/5584 ---
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 don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
 Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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--- #178 fediverse/4086 ---
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 I miss a time that never existed, anyone else?
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--- #179 fediverse/1609 ---
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 │ CW: mh-              │
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 @user-1043 
 
 I have intrusive thoughts almost constantly that take over my train of thought
 and make it difficult to focus. Like suddenly I'm thinking about something
 completely different, and I realize no, it wasn't suddenly, I actually just
 stood there and thought
 
 and then I think "what was I thinking again?" sometimes when I write these
 strange uncontrollable spirals down it makes poetry. Which is kinda neat I
 guess. Sometimes I just wonder about how DNS can be a singular point of
 failure in our networking infrastructure or whatever haha
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--- #180 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #181 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #182 fediverse/4980 ---
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 dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #183 messages/1218 ---
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 usually it makes breath-like noiseds
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--- #184 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #185 messages/1201 ---
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 Whoever said that left and right shift had to do the same things?
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--- #186 fediverse/4237 ---
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 I can count all of the people in this room who are too neurospicy to be filled
 with political rage and given a public platform on one hand, and frankly I
 could probably do it on a single finger because I am alone at the moment.
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--- #187 fediverse/1289 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 srry messaged the wrong person hehe
Image attachment
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--- #188 fediverse/5442 ---
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 @user-1839 
 
 the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
 be there.
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--- #189 fediverse/2842 ---
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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--- #190 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #191 messages/300 ---
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 Who would have thought, that those who need the most help best know how to
 help people
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--- #192 messages/267 ---
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 I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
 try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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--- #193 fediverse/738 ---
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 @user-559 
 
 I have no idea what either of those mean 
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--- #194 fediverse/4340 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 nope not gonna, not a chance
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--- #195 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #196 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #197 fediverse/3696 ---
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #198 bluesky#14 ---
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 because it has offices.
 
 for people to work in.
 
 who might not necessarily live there.
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--- #199 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #200 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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