=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #2 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #3 fediverse/2095 ---
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 Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
 
 Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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 I swear I'm not evil I'm just making cursed artifacts because I feel threatened
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #6 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #7 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #8 fediverse/1333 ---
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 @user-944 @user-803 
 
 I'm sorry that what I said resonated with you : (
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--- #9 fediverse/5445 ---
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 @user-1283 
 
 just make sure you add alt-text!
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 whoops nevermind sorry I'm such a clutz
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 whoops, I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and started posting, my bad!
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--- #12 fediverse/2234 ---
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 oh, two more things I forgot that I made yesterday.
a picture of a mouse cursor which has a user's profile picture next to it with their name and address so you can more easily remember who you're trying to be. a bunch of random text that I thought was artistic layered on-top of the previous picture which was a mouse-cursor with a user's profile picture next to it so you could see who you're supposed to be.
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--- #13 fediverse/1428 ---
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 hello everyone, Discord is down for me and I can't reach any of my friends
 over SMS.
 
 You know I'd just... give you my address if you asked, right?
 
 oh no sorry turns out they were just busy haha silly me why would I worry
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--- #14 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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 don't mind me just dreaming of a future where I can have whatever I want : )
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--- #16 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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 if you aren't careful, the stuff you own will come to own you.
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--- #18 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #20 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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