=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 something something world of warcraft is a great example of a conduit
 from computer to human. The icons are so cool, they're generic and colorful
 and full of character. Fuck, I can't remember any more.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is
 fucking stupid
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--- #2 messages/510 ---
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 It's not sparkling reconnaisance if you're *fucking telepathic you stupid
 bitch*
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--- #3 fediverse_boost/2964 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Feeling a vibe shift toward the left embracing mom energy and relinquishing our fear of cringe, and can I just say not a fucking moment too soon  
  
                                                            
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--- #4 fediverse/3982 ---
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 I am always trying to be helpful. at all times am I trying to teach. that can
 get real fuckin annoying sometimes.
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 that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
 computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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 bro I get that you're tired and burnt out but like, why the fuck do you care
 about anything else [oh shit cursing mentioned better put a content warning
 because people can't handle things]
 
 [I say this with affection because we're on the same side] [also it's rude,
 sorry]
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 there's something kinda... liberating about working with computers at work.
 
 you always know that worst case scenario, even if you totally fuck up the
 system configuration, you can always reimage the machine.
 
 so... who cares! if you can't get something working, just fucking try shit
 until it works. Whack it with a software hammer. See what happens.
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--- #8 messages/534 ---
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 War is hell - each casualty bids farewell to a wholely unique treasure from
 this world - war is hell - there is nothing that cannot be resolved with
 words. And yet we fight, and yet we pillage. War is hell, and those who demand
 it must do so only to resist evil, elemental evil, the kind that wars on the
 innocent and pillages the bounteous. War is hell. Fucking kill the ones who
 make it.
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--- #9 fediverse/4748 ---
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 @user-608 
 
 none of your friends can find jobs.
 
 none of YOUR friends can find jobs.
 
 I bet THEIR friends can find jobs.
 
 Fuck capitalism.
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 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #11 fediverse/2412 ---
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 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
 imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
 
 plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
 your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
 means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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--- #12 fediverse/5907 ---
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 Please... if you deplatform people, send them with a parting gift of all their
 data. don't just delete it.
 
 "here ya go, here's your trash, now fuck off with it"
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 god's on the fediverse and you want me to work to pay rent? what the fuck is
 wrong with you
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--- #14 fediverse/4718 ---
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 the fact that you have to configure your router in order to do any sort of
 web-hosting at all is one of the fundamental reasons why the internet looks so
 lame and corporate.
 
 if anyone could download a program and start a gallery style file-server with
 all their wedding pictures then why the fuck would you need to upload them to
 imgur?
 
 alas, people are too dumb to open ports. plus, every router has a different UI
 design, so it's not like you can write a guide. What happened to making things
 as easy as possible for the user?
 
 "technical limitations" are failures of imagination. we can do better than
 gatekeeping.
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 if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #17 fediverse/6397 ---
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 literally anyone can create a website.
 
 just write what you want to say and general instructions for how to present
 it, and feed your text file to a computer and it'll spit out a website.
 
 "HOW" scream the masses
 
 oh, easy, you gotta know which specific program to use or what to google, and
 you have to trust that the search results presented to experts (the ones who
 would know thedifference) are different than the ones presented to vile
 simpletons who only ask inane and stupid questions that could have been solved
 if they had just READ THE FUCKING MANUAL PAGES ugh so many words I think I'll
 just tweet about it
 
 (the answer is claude-code btw if anyone's reading this in 2025 with the exact
 same internet as mine, which is definitely real and not silo'd and isolated,
 nay, personalized, for my viewing pleisure
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 linux is not a viable operating system for people who can only troubleshoot by
 restarting their computer because every time they plug in a new audio device
 suddenly their headphones don't work.
 
 fucking alsa, fucking pulse, the entire stack is fucked
 
 (and yes I know it's a very difficult problem)
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 I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
 
 I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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--- #20 fediverse/3103 ---
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 @user-1446 
 
 trans people long ago figured out that a great way to avoid rude comments is
 to change your profile picture to an anime girl or something abstract like
 mine. It's kinda fucked but it's whatever.
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