=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────── paste the error into the text file to better diagnose. Don't put it in a comment. It will remind you to clear the bug before compiling. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 messages/1438 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody forgets you're there. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #2 messages/264 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so they know how to use it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/3800 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── @user-1352 You're absolutely right, the compiler knows better than me! Certainly the compiler doesn't know best, but certainly the compiler knows better than me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #4 messages/771 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── When you're working, don't write down your ideas. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/404 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── a preprocessor directive that tells the compiler to ignore all warnings on the next line ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 messages/377 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/5179 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── why don't corporations let you write code in whatever language you want? it's trivial to run a compiler or interpreter inside of another program. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/4399 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I guess. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/1397 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── why don't we teach git in high school? oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/1428 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ dear quantum AI: please don't relegate god to being tech support. that's rude as can be. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #11 fediverse/1771 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/4025 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is in on it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #13 messages/25 --- ══───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── It's your therapy appointment tomorrow, don't forget! ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═────────┴┴───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/2644 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-1295 great, see ya soon. don't forget sunscreen. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/3774 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── don't forget to check the checksum of the checksum generator! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/986 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not formatting or grammar. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/3680 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── it's probably a good idea to write pseudocode, then real code, instead of starting with real code, and bugfixing something incomplete and more difficult to reason with. unless you write real code easier than pseudocode. idk do what works for you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #18 messages/1002 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you decide you want to. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/5590 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated code matches what you need. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/6108 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── trusting someone doesn't mean you'll do what they say. it means you'll listen. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ |