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 @user-1352 
 
 You're absolutely right, the compiler knows better than me! Certainly the
 compiler doesn't know best, but certainly the compiler knows better than me.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4025 ---
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 the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
 in on it.
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--- #2 fediverse/5883 ---
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 what's better than [that thing you like]?
 
 nothing. nothing is better than that thing.
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--- #3 fediverse/5663 ---
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
 don't share with anyone
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--- #4 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #5 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #6 fediverse/2405 ---
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 @user-1165 
 
 you might be right, I don't know much about DSA aside from their numbers. To
 me, it feels like it's run sorta like a church? but again I have no idea
 because I've never been.
 
 do you have a better idea?
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--- #7 messages/264 ---
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 Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so
 they know how to use it
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 *she doesn't know* 
 
 Yep that's true
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--- #9 fediverse/2457 ---
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 if your job won't let you strike for a week, they don't want you.
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--- #10 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to like all kinds of
 jam equally.
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--- #12 fediverse/615 ---
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 wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #13 fediverse/2369 ---
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 Most people won't care.
 
 Most people won't come.
 
 They don't need to.
 
 All we need is you.
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--- #14 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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--- #16 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #17 fediverse/1506 ---
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 @user-470 
 
 You're right that is better. If only doing things locally was the default, my
 grievances would be solved. But alas.
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--- #18 fediverse/854 ---
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 the user knows more than the programmer
 
 [more/better]
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--- #19 messages/996 ---
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 A humble princess would say: I don't need the best, i just need my favorite.
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 So you're telling me the speed difference between Python and C is due not to
 the logic that the programmer uses, but rather the optimization capabilities
 of the compiler?
 
 (An interpreter includes a compiler, it just runs it in a loop rather than a
 single pass)
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