=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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local image recognition on your desktop and local image generation on your
desktop that ran at 144 frames per hertz that you could interact with like a
dream with optional vr capability
[and they use it for office software]
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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wow... how has it only been 14 years since I graduated high school?
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--- #2 fediverse/2429 ---
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│ CW: politics-nazi-flag-depicted │
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something I made in 10 minutes
literally 10 minutes
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--- #3 bluesky#27 ---
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you can have as many processes running on a computer as you please, just make
sure they're all named chrome.exe so the user doesn't suspect a thing.
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--- #4 fediverse/3337 ---
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bugs exist at a different framerate than larger lifeforms and no I won't
elaborate
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--- #5 fediverse/6065 ---
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│ CW: something-to-do-if-you're-feeling-bored │
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get 10 people on a team and have each listen to 1/10th of the fediverse feed
while working on other projects
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--- #6 fediverse/149 ---
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@user-95 you seem pretty cool, would you like to play VRchat with me sometime?
I have like, 1 friend in that game, and I'm too shy to make more xD
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--- #7 fediverse/4900 ---
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if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
at once
[statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #8 fediverse/6246 ---
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@user-1915
I love the statues in the background on the 1st floor!
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--- #9 fediverse/3199 ---
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@user-763
@user-883
me three, and I was 13 T.T
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--- #10 messages/511 ---
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That feeling when running a command on my laptop causes the fans to spin up on
my desktop...!
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--- #11 fediverse/3368 ---
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@user-883
They do value your privacy. They value it for exactly as much as those 1444
partners are willing to pay for it.
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--- #12 fediverse/4192 ---
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whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
enough.
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what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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--- #14 messages/1129 ---
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ai-stuff - this is how to program a society. (or software project) there are
lots of other implementations
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--- #15 fediverse/3760 ---
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DID YOU KNOW if you ask someone 15 times over the course of an activity
whether or not they're "having fun" then odds are they won't, in fact, have
very much fun
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dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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--- #17 messages/1089 ---
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[Image: 20251218_143410.jpg]
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--- #18 notes/ideal-raleigh-structure ---
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with a baseline directory structure,
a measure of order and semblance of
direction and purpose enable three.
next, of course, is the final of 1
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--- #19 fediverse/2639 ---
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Lua is 100% better than Python in every way, fite me
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--- #20 fediverse/848 ---
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wrote this in an hour, used a local LLM to generate the regexes.
haven't tested it yet because I'm not on gentoo rn, so don't run it. which is
why I shared the code as an image.
if you really want the text of it then check out the visual description of the
image.
![#A script written in bash. It is used to update the Gentoo type system to the most recently written functionality. Should not be used more than once a day, and the program written here must be specifically configured to act against that functionality. However, should the user persist in their attempts to break that rule, they simply have to flip a particular switch. #!/bin/bash function gentoo-update(){ RED='\033[0;31m' NOC='\033[0m' if [ "$#" -eq 0]; then date | cat >> ~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target LAST_UPDATE_DATE="$(tail -n 1 '~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target' \ && echo "${LAST_UPDATE_DATE}" \ | sed -r 's/\b(\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2})\b/\1/g' THIS_UPDATE_DATE="$(date)" \ && echo "${THIS_UPDATE_DATE}" \ | sed -r 's/\b(\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2})\b/\1/g' if [ ${LAST_UPDATE_DATE} = ${THIS_UPDATE_DATE} ]; then printf "don't sync more than once a day! ${RED} a witch will curse you >: (${NOC}\n" else echo "syncing..." echo "${LAST_UPDATE_DATE}" | cat >> ~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target emerge --sync fi elif [ "${1}" == "-l" ]; then cat ~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target elif [ "${1}" == "-f" ]; then echo "okay but it's your funeral buddy. or worse." energe --sync fi }](/similar-different/media/a1640a320af86532.png "#A script written in bash. It is used to update the Gentoo type system to the most recently written functionality. Should not be used more than once a day, and the program written here must be specifically configured to act against that functionality. However, should the user persist in their attempts to break that rule, they simply have to flip a particular switch. #!/bin/bash function gentoo-update(){ RED='\033[0;31m' NOC='\033[0m' if [ \"$#\" -eq 0]; then date | cat >> ~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target LAST_UPDATE_DATE=\"$(tail -n 1 '~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target' \ && echo \"${LAST_UPDATE_DATE}\" \ | sed -r 's/\b(\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2})\b/\1/g' THIS_UPDATE_DATE=\"$(date)\" \ && echo \"${THIS_UPDATE_DATE}\" \ | sed -r 's/\b(\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2})\b/\1/g' if [ ${LAST_UPDATE_DATE} = ${THIS_UPDATE_DATE} ]; then printf \"don't sync more than once a day! ${RED} a witch will curse you >: (${NOC}\n\" else echo \"syncing...\" echo \"${LAST_UPDATE_DATE}\" | cat >> ~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target emerge --sync fi elif [ \"${1}\" == \"-l\" ]; then cat ~/scripts/.gentoo-update-target elif [ \"${1}\" == \"-f\" ]; then echo \"okay but it's your funeral buddy. or worse.\" energe --sync fi }")
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