=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 │ CW: something-to-do-if-you're-feeling-bored │
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 get 10 people on a team and have each listen to 1/10th of the fediverse feed
 while working on other projects
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2429 ---
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 │ CW: politics-nazi-flag-depicted │
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 something I made in 10 minutes
 
 literally 10 minutes
image of a unicorn, surrounding by allies, piercing and shattering a nazi flag.  there are words present to the side. they read:  "shatter" "you are stronger than they think you are" "time is ticking for them"
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--- #2 fediverse/2639 ---
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 Lua is 100% better than Python in every way, fite me
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--- #3 bluesky#25 ---
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 if you give me 1000$ I will dine with you for a week.
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--- #4 fediverse/6244 ---
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 numbers are one-dimensional numbers and vectors are multi-dimensional numbers,
 fight me
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--- #5 fediverse/4192 ---
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 whyyyyyyy am I cursed with this 1024 character limit
 
 why can't it be like, 16 characters total. I think that'd limit my thoughts
 enough.
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--- #6 fediverse/1739 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 oh, you mean the "/100" button? saves three keypresses I guess!
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--- #7 fediverse/1900 ---
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 On one hand, socialism.
 
 On the other hand... people.
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--- #8 fediverse/4825 ---
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 mutual aid level 12:
 
 "this one is closer to that one over there, and I like this area better, so
 this one is mine, and that one can be yours"
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--- #9 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Need that E2EE fedi right now                                               
                                                                              
  i'd be at least 70% more feral                                              
                                                                              
  and feel cozier opening up and sharing                                      
  
                                                            
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--- #10 fediverse/3562 ---
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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--- #11 fediverse/1825 ---
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 if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
 anything they want to keep hidden.
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--- #12 fediverse/6278 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
 or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
 and leave it in a public place or~
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--- #13 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #14 fediverse_boost/665 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  sogginess levels are 13% and steady                                         
                                                                              
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--- #15 fediverse/6246 ---
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 @user-1915 
 
 I love the statues in the background on the 1st floor!
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--- #16 fediverse/3192 ---
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 │ CW: re: politics-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │
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 @user-1475 @user-1476 @user-1280 @user-1074 @user-1477 @user-1478 
 
 You logic is sound for "this is what we should do next"
 
 it's unsound for "this is how we save ourselves"
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--- #17 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #18 fediverse/1242 ---
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 one way to network is to connect other people.
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--- #19 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #20 fediverse/2564 ---
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 │ CW: frontline-tactics │
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 pretend like you're playing leap-frog
 
 one person goes up to a sightline, watches with bated breath, another
 cautiously advances through the area covered by their teammate, before
 covering their back-to-forth advancement. first one, then the other, watch out
 for flanks.
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--- #21 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #22 fediverse/2145 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 no I didn't know that was a thing
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--- #23 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #24 fediverse/5382 ---
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 they are the players, we are the pawns, and there are oh-so-many more of us.
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--- #25 fediverse/4049 ---
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
 do
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--- #26 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #27 messages/1157 ---
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 And then if there's 10 of them [clones] that are in on it...
 
 They can spy on them by being different "selves" of their own at once.
 Systematized identity refraction.
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--- #28 fediverse/3496 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: cursing-mentioned-conspiracy │
 └──────────────────────────────────┘


 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #29 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #30 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #31 fediverse/99 ---
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 @user-116 get ready to be discorporated : )
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--- #32 fediverse/174 ---
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 One of the neat things about the fediverse is that all the accounts posting
 things like train schedules or sports scores gently encourage users to learn
 how to curate their feeds by blocking people who are irrelevant, not just
 those who hurt you
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--- #33 fediverse/6319 ---
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 programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
 can
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--- #34 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #35 fediverse/4175 ---
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 what's up with people on social media posting obviously out of season pictures
 of places they went to last weekend??
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--- #36 fediverse/1272 ---
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 get yourself a fedi friend who knows everyone and boosts the cool people
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--- #37 fediverse/5124 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
 └────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #38 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #39 fediverse/3674 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics         │
 └──────────────────────┘


 On one hand, elected officials! 🤩 
 
 on the other hand... elected officials 😒
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--- #40 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #41 fediverse/135 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: algorithms and primed │
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #42 fediverse/5574 ---
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 don't forget to download your mastodon archive! why not, right? just throw it
 in a folder with the 19 others.
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--- #43 fediverse/566 ---
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 @user-407 
 
 something I made a couple [time] ago
A visual of two hard disk drive designs, current design and proposed design.  the current design features a rotating platter where memory is magnetically stored and a "read/write head" (which the author mistakenly labels as a "laser")   the proposed design features many heads all arranged in a spiral outward such that many parts of the disk can be accessed at once. This hard drive design seems to be designed for parallel access to data.
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--- #44 fediverse/1181 ---
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 @user-171 
 
 Hi, I wanted to say that all the posts you boost significantly improve my time
 on the fediverse. I appreciate you and value you, and my feed is made more
 engaging due to  the things you find interesting enough to share. Thank you.
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--- #45 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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--- #46 fediverse/4374 ---
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 ┌────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
 └────────────────────────┘


 anything I do I'd do for free for a leftist
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--- #47 messages/440 ---
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 A Mastodon server owned by the employees and only available to people who work
 at the company (people who once worked there can see some posts but not all)
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--- #48 fediverse/4896 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
 └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #49 fediverse/2795 ---
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 this is me on the fediverse:
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--- #50 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #51 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #52 messages/1093 ---
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 when people lose their phone, a part of them dies
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--- #53 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #54 fediverse/1169 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 I have one foot on each side of that portal
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--- #55 fediverse_boost/5363 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  External post: https://fedi.underscore.world/objects/1099400e-b65f-4b17-9872-15669829343b  
  
                                                            
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--- #56 fediverse/346 ---
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 @user-246 or is it 010010 which == 18 in binary?
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--- #57 fediverse/2731 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I can 100% relate, to all of this.
 
 we are multifaceted. all people are.
 
 on social media, you follow someone for a particular facet, and if they don't
 like your other facets well then it wasn't meant to be.
 
 there's also no shame in pruning people who post things that upset you or that
 aren't interesting.
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--- #58 fediverse/3760 ---
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 DID YOU KNOW if you ask someone 15 times over the course of an activity
 whether or not they're "having fun" then odds are they won't, in fact, have
 very much fun
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--- #59 fediverse/2510 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 if I wanted to accomplish this goal, I would host a fediverse server on a
 raspberry pi and post the link around the building (the owners will remove it
 so you gotta keep posting them)
 
 then, potlucks.
 
 then, friendships.
 
 then, organization.
 
 be patient with them. people are slow to be constructive.
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--- #60 fediverse_boost/4338 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Different websites following the election are showing very different numbers.  
  
                                                            
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--- #61 fediverse_boost/4622 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Distributed FAFO                                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #62 fediverse/1945 ---
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 ┌─────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: sexuality-mentioned │
 └─────────────────────────────┘


 @user-1074 
 
 darn I should kick it up a notch
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--- #63 fediverse/5287 ---
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 we all need each other, no matter how much we don't want to need.
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--- #64 notes/think-of-a-kite ---
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 11-25-2022
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--- #65 fediverse/4336 ---
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 gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in
 my browser...
 
 (okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you
 expect of me)
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--- #66 fediverse/664 ---
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 @user-482 
 
 [secretly installs a keylogger and doesn't tell anyone upstream but still
 pushes it to production]
 
 [or worse, was told to do as such and given tools to fabricate "evidence" to
 the contrary to everyone else on the team]
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--- #67 messages/626 ---
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 Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline.
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--- #68 fediverse/6145 ---
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 then, here's the cool part, if you share your software people might like it
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--- #69 fediverse/3431 ---
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 about to download "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) to see what all the fuss is about
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--- #70 fediverse/4600 ---
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 they say the fediverse is at it's best when it's you and your collection of
 weirdos hanging out in a room together making toots and posting funnies
 
 then the reply guys ruined the fun. how do they keep finding???
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--- #71 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #72 fediverse_boost/4874 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  .                                                                           
                                                                              
  RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/CordiallyChloe/statuses/113957636149012456      
  
                                                            
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--- #73 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #74 fediverse/2811 ---
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 this is the world I want to live in and I'm not even kidding
a picture of the Earth with no lines drawn for country borders
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--- #75 fediverse_boost/5557 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  External post: https://pleromer.net/objects/b535b6f6-2f4b-4018-8e8f-b45df0d7bbbd  
  
                                                            
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--- #76 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #77 fediverse/2619 ---
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 cats and dogs are people too
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--- #78 fediverse/3199 ---
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 @user-763 
 @user-883 
 
 me three, and I was 13 T.T
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--- #79 fediverse/4960 ---
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 vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #80 fediverse/5103 ---
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 di ba di de waziwa
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--- #81 fediverse_boost/4747 ---
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  i love capitalism bc everywhere is understaffed and none of my friends can find jobs  
  
                                                            
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--- #82 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #83 fediverse_boost/4454 ---
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--- #84 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #85 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #86 fediverse_boost/5566 ---
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  We have to figure out how to take care of each other and fight alongside one another which means we have to actually, like, listen to each other.  
  
                                                            
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--- #87 fediverse/4090 ---
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 some people view feeds
 
 some people view timelines
 
 sometimes people do both
 
 (it depends on what you feel like)
 
 viewing a feed gives you a sense of context
 
 viewing a timeline gives you a sense of identity
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--- #88 fediverse/5213 ---
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 what if we had hackathons for fedi friends if none of them had a more
 important active project
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--- #89 fediverse/4376 ---
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 Ride the truck TO battle, not into it.
 
 a thread in 19 parts
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--- #90 fediverse/276 ---
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 │ CW: mathematics      │
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 why the heck would -11/2 be defined but 1/0 not be? seems kinda sus to me.
 maybe it's just... not reducible, the same way that 5+i isn't?
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--- #91 fediverse/1044 ---
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 #CDCsays to always cheese the cat when they need it
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--- #92 fediverse/5584 ---
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 don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
 Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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--- #93 messages/431 ---
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 Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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--- #94 fediverse/4316 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 plural people still use one person's worth of resources, so... they should
 contribute one person's vote toward the distribution method of those resources
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--- #95 messages/716 ---
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 When did people lose hope for the world?
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--- #96 fediverse/3694 ---
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 if advertisers feel comfortable putting an ad on your profile then you're not
 using the fediverse correctly
 
 if anyone tells you how to use the fediverse then they're using the fediverse
 wrong
 
 if anyone ever tells you to do anything ever at all for any reason you are
 legally obligated to bite their flesh
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--- #97 messages/583 ---
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 What if we taxed 100% of a farmer's profit so they were forced to sell their
 goods at 100% market rate with no markups and we paid them based on how much
 food they produced based on market factors that are calculated and constantly
 updated according to expected and desired demand
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--- #98 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #99 messages/1160 ---
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 Give your money to purple and orange and green, not yellow and white.
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--- #100 fediverse/4930 ---
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 hi does anyone know of an app that non tech people could use that's like
 "signal but organized like discord" with channels and threads and such?
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--- #101 fediverse/2213 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 Perhaps something that utilizes institutions that people are familiar with
 like Walmart and Amazon to logistic goods and services around? But, like, in a
 socialist way, where everyone gets what they want.
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--- #102 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #103 messages/933 ---
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 WOW an entire world of work raft
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--- #104 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #105 fediverse/676 ---
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 would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon
 unless you filled out a content warning for it.
 
 sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel
 like reading something from X perspective right now"
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--- #106 fediverse/3050 ---
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 │ CW: politics         │
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 you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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--- #107 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #108 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #109 fediverse/2926 ---
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 when I first came to the fediverse everyone was so fucking cute
 
 now everyone's all somber all the time.
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--- #110 fediverse/3942 ---
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 who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #111 fediverse/5823 ---
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 the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
 attention to them.
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--- #112 fediverse/4729 ---
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 all people deserve a decent life
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--- #113 fediverse/6283 ---
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 please please don't lose the penny! it's one of my favorite five flat penny
 device!
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--- #114 messages/323 ---
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 Some human cultures learned competition through hunting, and some through
 agriculture, and it really shows
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--- #115 fediverse/3191 ---
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 On one hand, people should be free to do as they want to.
 
 on the other, people can be really horny sometimes.
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--- #116 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #117 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #118 fediverse/1481 ---
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 if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
 ever find them again.
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--- #119 fediverse_boost/6097 ---
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--- #120 fediverse_boost/5098 ---
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--- #121 fediverse/2601 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 you can host anything you'd like on a raspberry pi. If the software
 requirements are within the hardware specs, of course.
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--- #122 messages/679 ---
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 What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
 aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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--- #123 fediverse/4341 ---
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 if you've liked 100 of my posts in the past, I automatically assume you're
 subconsciously liking them still. Do you really expect anything else from me?
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--- #124 fediverse/5943 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health+   │
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 wow I'm just the greatest
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--- #125 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #126 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #127 fediverse_boost/248 ---
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--- #128 messages/139 ---
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 Layoffs are the perfect opportunity for a bunch of people who worked with the
 same tech stack to sit down and think "what could we make together?"
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--- #129 fediverse/2937 ---
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 If I could see myself today when I was 10 years younger I'd think
 
 "holy shit... why can't I be like that today??"
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--- #130 fediverse/2551 ---
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 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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--- #131 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #132 fediverse/1045 ---
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 │ CW: re: religion lh  │
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 @user-5 
 
 god is trans, why else would [redacted] hang out on the fediverse?
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--- #133 fediverse/6289 ---
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 no I haven't!
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--- #134 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
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--- #135 fediverse_boost/4888 ---
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--- #136 fediverse/1510 ---
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 number of tabs open: 15 thousand
 
 number of tabs in regular use: 5
 
 EDIT: average distance between tabs: 15
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--- #137 fediverse/988 ---
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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--- #138 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
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--- #139 fediverse_boost/5847 ---
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--- #140 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #141 messages/555 ---
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 The biggest problem in my mind with socialism is that you could get all of the
 workers into a room before finding out that they don't like each other
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--- #142 fediverse/1885 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 also just to add, more people biking is absolutely the right goal to have
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--- #143 fediverse/3530 ---
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 🖼
picture of a jacked guy with a backward baseball cap who honestly looks like he's 18 or 19 like low key kinda young for me but the picture's got a good message which is:  "yeah bro like... don't worry if it's gay or straight bro. Just like who you like bro. It's all social constructs bro."
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--- #144 fediverse/3646 ---
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 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #145 fediverse/4714 ---
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 ... make that 100$. idk where the last 20 went. I love you dad.
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--- #146 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #147 fediverse_boost/4413 ---
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--- #148 fediverse/5880 ---
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 I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
 write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
 citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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--- #149 fediverse/5232 ---
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 TENANTS WORKERS IMMIGRANTS sorry had to say that and the rest tumbled out
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--- #150 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #151 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #152 fediverse/6343 ---
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--- #153 messages/1204 ---
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 when people say they want a woman president what they want is not a woman
 president. what they want is a kind old lady.
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--- #154 fediverse/2640 ---
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 capitalism is like if your thread allocator gave 90% of the work to 10% of the
 threads in the pool and your tech lead claimed it was more efficient because
 the remaining 90% of threads would have the results of the program "trickle
 down" to them somehow
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--- #155 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #156 fediverse/3282 ---
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 I hate how fragile Linux is
 
 It deserves to be strong and durable
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--- #157 fediverse/1092 ---
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 if there's too much on your mind then you need more people thinking about
 those problems
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--- #158 fediverse/5357 ---
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #159 messages/218 ---
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 Capitalism pays developers massive salaries because it doesn't want them
 developing
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--- #160 fediverse/6286 ---
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 how can you call it a computer science education if the students can't even
 send packets
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--- #161 messages/910 ---
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 all you need is to be steam friends with one person and then your whole
 organization knows what you're trying to say with game titles
 
 (I just like games)
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--- #162 messages/350 ---
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 Like, UBI that encourages education mixed with wage equality laws.
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--- #163 fediverse/4191 ---
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 [breaking up fediverse posts into little parts like this is nice because it
 allows people to "like" more specific things about what you're writing]
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 I love textbooks 
 
 they're so full of one particular thing
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 @user-1074 
 
 they also lived a couple hundred years later... lots of time for political
 philosophy to advance.
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--- #166 messages/1057 ---
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 A weight or a bias applied toward decisionmaking
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 @user-1254 
 
 gee I hope not. Then they might arrest me.
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--- #168 fediverse/3144 ---
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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--- #169 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #170 fediverse/1746 ---
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 politics is easy, just show the opposite of what your constituents want to
 watch and put it next to your enemy's team-name.
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--- #171 fediverse/5148 ---
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 [when everyone's seen them]
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--- #172 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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--- #174 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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--- #175 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #176 messages/49 ---
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 [Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #177 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #178 fediverse/3650 ---
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 anything with layers is an open-faced sandwich
 
 or a pizza in disguise
 
 rawr ex dee
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--- #179 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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--- #180 fediverse_boost/5687 ---
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--- #181 fediverse/4437 ---
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 buying guns is one thing
 
 but food is just as important.
 
 stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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--- #182 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #183 fediverse/1696 ---
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 smartphone_max_battery_life = int_to_percent(100 - update_count);
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--- #184 messages/128 ---
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 Opt in usage tracking that distributes a pool of money (single donation or
 recurring charitable subscription) to each of the open source software
 projects that a particular user uses
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--- #185 messages/597 ---
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 Ride the truck TO battle, not into it.
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--- #186 fediverse_boost/1134 ---
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--- #187 fediverse/4844 ---
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 working on open source software projects is praxis
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--- #188 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #189 fediverse_boost/5869 ---
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--- #190 fediverse/2581 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 not always (but often)
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--- #191 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?]  ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view.  "live life like you're merry, as do but a few."  do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse.  it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning:  right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing.  depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible?  when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds...  ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time.  what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov
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--- #194 fediverse/5195 ---
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 whenever you test one extreme, you must also test it's opposite, just for the
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--- #195 fediverse_boost/4890 ---
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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 @user-1074 
 
 what do you do with the people who don't want to do that in particular and
 want to try a different sort of socialism?
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--- #198 messages/486 ---
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 You can find a lot of interesting pictures by going to the "media" tab of
 various random discord servers you've been in since forever
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--- #199 fediverse_boost/5243 ---
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