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 AI users be like:
 
 "hello, can you solve all my problems and do all the work for me? I'll give
 you relatively vague instructions in return, and maybe throw 20$ per month at
 your owners if they're lucky."
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 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #2 fediverse/1576 ---
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 people be like "I don't want you to solve my problems" but, like, that's
 literally all I do. solve problems. problem solve. it's my default operation
 methodology.
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 if you want to solve EVERY housing issue in the United States, at least in the
 short and mid-term, add a ramping tax penalty for unoccupied houses that
 doesn't reset to 0 upon being occupied but rather starts ticking down at the
 same rate that it increases.
 
 Something like 0.5% to 1% of the property value for every month it's gone
 unoccupied as a primary residence.
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--- #4 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #5 messages/284 ---
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 "alright I'm going to ask around, see if I can solve the problem another way.
 If I can't, I'll be back, and I won't take no for an answer. Let me know what
 you need and I'll make it happen."
 
 - cowboy addressing an issue
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--- #6 fediverse/1850 ---
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 There is no problem that one single person can solve, which is why nothing
 ever gets fixed.
 
 ... also the powerful who benefit from it being broken, but that's a different
 problem which is much easier to fix.
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--- #7 fediverse/3404 ---
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 ya'll we have bigger problems than [whatever you're working on right now]
 
 like the problem of deciding which problem to work on.
 
 we should make deciding which problems are problems and how problematic they
 are a priority for our problem solving discussions
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--- #8 messages/392 ---
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 Hey, can someone please accomplish my dreams for me? I'm too busy being a
 waste of potential!
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--- #9 fediverse/6292 ---
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 I'm stuck. I don't know how to leverage whatever talents I have into making
 things happen. Maybe I should seek advice from a wise elder...
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--- #10 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #11 fediverse/2003 ---
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 The most important programming language to master is pseudocode.
 
 With a firm grasp of pseudocode in your toolbox, you can solve any problem in
 any language.
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--- #12 fediverse/4255 ---
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 I think a lot of my problems would be solved if I could internalize the
 thought/feeling of telling yourself "stay focused"
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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--- #14 messages/555 ---
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 The biggest problem in my mind with socialism is that you could get all of the
 workers into a room before finding out that they don't like each other
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 @user-1074 
 
 the more you try, the more you have to calculate, which is a problem, because
 endlessly recursive calculations create infinite loops, which frankly are
 impossible to compute because they defy computation! Not good, not ideal, no
 thank you, not for me, no thanks, not what I'd like.
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 I bet we could solve capitalism if everyone on earth went blind for a day
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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  true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
  that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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--- #20 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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