=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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@user-1874
It's only a matter of time until you've gotta wait to take a crap because your
toilet needs to finish a firmware update.
error: please clear log file before using toilet functionality
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/826 ---
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look... evil doesn't care how "good" good has been. It's not in it's nature.
So don't try and build your systems around accepting that behavior.
... what was I saying? is this like, the new "stack overflow" - no that's
fucking stupid wait shit content warning okay that's stupid because defining
your expression based on what gets you views is a flaw in the human condition.
It's a behavior encouraged by the operating outcomes of the method of
expression, but it's not part of the expressed message. You're a really shitty
prophet you know that?
... I'm sorry my brain is low on RAM I guess, surely it's not outside of my
control yep I think itis, damn
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--- #2 fediverse/1334 ---
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #3 fediverse/3672 ---
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there's something kinda... liberating about working with computers at work.
you always know that worst case scenario, even if you totally fuck up the
system configuration, you can always reimage the machine.
so... who cares! if you can't get something working, just fucking try shit
until it works. Whack it with a software hammer. See what happens.
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--- #4 fediverse/4381 ---
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If people are being a bother and just slowing things down, *fucking shoot
them." you have my permission. What time is it? Time to fucking go.
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--- #5 fediverse/2880 ---
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linux is not a viable operating system for people who can only troubleshoot by
restarting their computer because every time they plug in a new audio device
suddenly their headphones don't work.
fucking alsa, fucking pulse, the entire stack is fucked
(and yes I know it's a very difficult problem)
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--- #6 fediverse/1325 ---
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PROCRASTINATING, AGAIN ARE YE? AWAY WITH YE WENCH
no! please! I haven't finished shitposting!
GO DO YOUR STUDIES YOU LOAF OF BUTTER AND PEAS
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--- #7 fediverse/5181 ---
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the trick to keeping friends is to not piss off more than one person at a time.
apologize, then move on together.
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--- #8 fediverse/5853 ---
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everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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--- #9 fediverse/4306 ---
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operations: try not to use the last of anything, and always use last-time's
last first.
projects: you better clean your fucking plate because anything you don't eat
is going in the TRASH
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--- #10 fediverse/4552 ---
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this is my home...
this is where I'm from...
can't wait to turn it into a public park, just fuckin' watch me.
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--- #11 fediverse_boost/3887 ---
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--- #12 fediverse/2859 ---
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large corporations will often error check constantly which slows down their
software to an immense degree.
every time data passes from one function to another, there's like... 15
different tests to check if it's this type or that, or in the right random seed
and it's like... wow can you not, like. design your software intelligently and
then you won't need a bunch of slow-ass if checks every time you want to
update a string???
software should be writable without fucking getters and setters. If it isn't,
then your functions aren't complete.
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--- #13 messages/186 ---
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It's obfuscated, such that you cannot know the totality of their purpose for
you (via your data)
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--- #14 fediverse/3655 ---
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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--- #15 fediverse/1540 ---
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
I know it's gross. Once it's in the trash, you never need to think about it
again. You can do it, just get through it. It'll be fine. You can wash your
hands. Here, use some gloves. It's okay.
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--- #16 fediverse/6437 ---
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if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
(great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #17 messages/510 ---
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It's not sparkling reconnaisance if you're *fucking telepathic you stupid
bitch*
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--- #18 notes/dear-me ---
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dear me:
DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
that's all, fuck off and be helpful
... wow, rude.
yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
helpful.
useful.
many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #19 fediverse/3809 ---
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"Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
your legs now."
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--- #20 fediverse/3919 ---
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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