=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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@user-1874
It's only a matter of time until you've gotta wait to take a crap because your
toilet needs to finish a firmware update.
error: please clear log file before using toilet functionality
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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look... evil doesn't care how "good" good has been. It's not in it's nature.
So don't try and build your systems around accepting that behavior.
... what was I saying? is this like, the new "stack overflow" - no that's
fucking stupid wait shit content warning okay that's stupid because defining
your expression based on what gets you views is a flaw in the human condition.
It's a behavior encouraged by the operating outcomes of the method of
expression, but it's not part of the expressed message. You're a really shitty
prophet you know that?
... I'm sorry my brain is low on RAM I guess, surely it's not outside of my
control yep I think itis, damn
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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there's something kinda... liberating about working with computers at work.
you always know that worst case scenario, even if you totally fuck up the
system configuration, you can always reimage the machine.
so... who cares! if you can't get something working, just fucking try shit
until it works. Whack it with a software hammer. See what happens.
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If people are being a bother and just slowing things down, *fucking shoot
them." you have my permission. What time is it? Time to fucking go.
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--- #5 fediverse/2880 ---
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linux is not a viable operating system for people who can only troubleshoot by
restarting their computer because every time they plug in a new audio device
suddenly their headphones don't work.
fucking alsa, fucking pulse, the entire stack is fucked
(and yes I know it's a very difficult problem)
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PROCRASTINATING, AGAIN ARE YE? AWAY WITH YE WENCH
no! please! I haven't finished shitposting!
GO DO YOUR STUDIES YOU LOAF OF BUTTER AND PEAS
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--- #7 fediverse/5181 ---
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the trick to keeping friends is to not piss off more than one person at a time.
apologize, then move on together.
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everyone's all like "everything sucks" but I'm feeling confidence and a kind
of... externalized vigor? that's sweeping me off my feet. We'll see what
tomorrow brings, in the general sense.
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operations: try not to use the last of anything, and always use last-time's
last first.
projects: you better clean your fucking plate because anything you don't eat
is going in the TRASH
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this is my home...
this is where I'm from...
can't wait to turn it into a public park, just fuckin' watch me.
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large corporations will often error check constantly which slows down their
software to an immense degree.
every time data passes from one function to another, there's like... 15
different tests to check if it's this type or that, or in the right random seed
and it's like... wow can you not, like. design your software intelligently and
then you won't need a bunch of slow-ass if checks every time you want to
update a string???
software should be writable without fucking getters and setters. If it isn't,
then your functions aren't complete.
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--- #13 messages/186 ---
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It's obfuscated, such that you cannot know the totality of their purpose for
you (via your data)
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born to write xlock screensavers
cursed to shitpost
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
I know it's gross. Once it's in the trash, you never need to think about it
again. You can do it, just get through it. It'll be fine. You can wash your
hands. Here, use some gloves. It's okay.
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if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
(great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #17 messages/510 ---
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It's not sparkling reconnaisance if you're *fucking telepathic you stupid
bitch*
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dear me:
DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE
that's all, fuck off and be helpful
... wow, rude.
yeah I mean, I do helpful things. useful things, somethings.
helpful.
useful.
many such cases, she says, with ultimate certainty, as if narrative could be
prologued. but pronounced prolonged.
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--- #19 fediverse/3809 ---
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"Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
your legs now."
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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--- #21 fediverse/2173 ---
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bro I get that you're tired and burnt out but like, why the fuck do you care
about anything else [oh shit cursing mentioned better put a content warning
because people can't handle things]
[I say this with affection because we're on the same side] [also it's rude,
sorry]
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Fuck, I hate being incontinent. I especially hate being incontinent in an
apartment building where people might hear you changing through the walls - is
it too much to ask for diapers to be built discrete? Alas, they are fucking
loud, and my neighbors will perpetually hear me tearing loud-ass tapes from
plastic every night at 2am -.-
Oh, I guess I could buy the ones that have velcro attachment points. BUT for
some reason those are always built kinda... shitty? Like, sure yeah we live in
a material world that has material conditions that make things more or less
amenable to perfection - but WHY do they have to be so LOUD fuck me amiright
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@user-1449 @user-1074
I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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I love it when wine doesn't work because it "failed to open program.exe"
... okay, can you tell me why it failed?
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Please... if you deplatform people, send them with a parting gift of all their
data. don't just delete it.
"here ya go, here's your trash, now fuck off with it"
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ngl I kinda hate it when people meme about donald trump being incontinent
like, yeah, he pees his pants, so what? I DO TOO. Fucking sucks. Every time I
read people saying nasty things about it I can't help but read them in my own
voice, and that gives me plenty of ammunition to use against myself when I'm
feeling down.
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to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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I just want to stress that most people know more than me
slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is
fucking stupid
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I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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@user-883
hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
flags" and I'm like "no"
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the "village idiot" doesn't need to lack smarts, so long as everyone else is
in on it.
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Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
of toots to fart out.
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they should make a loaf of bread that's just butts and another type of loaf of
bread that has the crust already cut off
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@user-192
... and like. idk what do you do at that point
say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
collections?
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@user-576
the value proposition of a political party is just as you described - we ask
for shit, they tell us who can get it done.
AND YET.
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Considering the fact that medical care is so expensive, surely that means the
expertise, labor, materials, and infrastructural capability to address
people's health and well-being is in tight supply.
meaning, for things I can understand and live with, I should avoid seeking
help because those resources could be applied toward some cause that can't be
lived with, or is not understood. If it doesn't cause distress, don't touch it.
"babe you literally piss yourself on accident if you forget to go to the
bathroom, what's your plan"
oh um how kind of you to ask, uh, it's mostly just to close my ears and hope
it goes away. like the weird thunder last night haha I'm pretty sure it wasn't
raining but I might have just been stoned?
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it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
trust me
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they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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@user-883
hey! Friends just left but I'm kinda pooped. Might shitpost for a bit then
crash. We should hang out this week ^_^
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using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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something something "all for one and one for all"
something something "ritz you're privileged as fuck your parents would just
buy you a plane ticket to wherever-the-fuck if you needed it"
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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It's easy to stop cringing at others, but how the heck do you stop cringing at
yourself?? it's impossible!!
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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So much of computing is just... handling the quirks of hardware and presenting
it to the user (programmer) in a way that is sane and makes sense, instead of
the arcane and [nebulous/confabulous/incomprehensible] way that physical
nature demands our absurdly potentialized computational endeavors be.
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it's july. we have plenty of time to get our shit together, the election's not
until november!
just... make sure their plans don't hinge on it being past november.
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what if we got together and adopted a new open source project every month and
just collectively worked around the clock to learn and work through the
important problems facing it
or even like, cleared out the backlog of stupid pointless boring tasks that
would allow the developers to work on something better
call it the wandering parade of development
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Fuck you, you deleted the most important parts and left the bit about war, the
part I was most scared to leave in. That shit's important. It taints the
message when you edit it. Please don't do that anymore. You can edit it when
presenting it to whoever you want to present it to, but don't delete the
record of it. Fuck, maybe I should get a damn typewriter >.>
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downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
is a fucking fed -.-
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me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
me - ":O"
she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
the it - a-wawaWAwa
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--- #53 fediverse/4720 ---
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@user-882
it's a security hole though
yeah... there ya go...
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--- #54 fediverse/1089 ---
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│ CW: spirituality-scary │
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to those who guide our fate
choose paradise
make eden
======================= stack overflow =====================
clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
just as they are an affront to mine lungs
or mine body temperature
[acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
[you think that would go unnoticed?]
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--- #55 messages/78 ---
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My biggest fear as an autistic transgender incontinent schizophrenic person is
that one day I'll become a game of hot potato for my relatives to pass around
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--- #56 fediverse/381 ---
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when your home directory scrolls up and off the top of your screen, it's time
to do some cleaning.
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--- #57 fediverse/1233 ---
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low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #58 fediverse/2329 ---
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@user-1088
found this related comic a while back. I also have those problems. I once peed
my pants while staring at the toilet and crying internally.
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--- #59 fediverse/5804 ---
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #60 fediverse/2363 ---
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Don't know what to do? Do anything at all, and odds are you'll either see an
opportunity to do something better or you'll have an idea.
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--- #61 fediverse/287 ---
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I'm better at the "lead" part than the "tech" part which sucks because nobody
will hire me because of my crappy "tech" credentials
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--- #62 fediverse/4428 ---
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@user-1669
sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
around in it. I hope you understand : )
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oh it looks like it's about "time-o-clock", when people in charge decide that
the internet should be de-anonymized, and all the users are like "ew gross"
because then they'd know that all of their neighbors are perverts
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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Goddamnit I spilled something onto some things that will never be clean again
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--- #66 messages/280 ---
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Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #68 fediverse/1389 ---
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my mom used to always say "the computer will always do exactly what you tell
it to" and I've since learned that "the computer's obedience is why you make
backups"
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--- #69 fediverse/322 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who would smell
Like she had pissed herself
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goodnight,
people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of
-rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever.
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--- #71 fediverse/3407 ---
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@user-1218
there's only a password so that if the zip archive is displaced from it's
context it's harder to read.
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--- #72 fediverse/758 ---
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@user-8
sucks... I hope they fix your power and water soon.
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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oh no she's in one of her bipolar moods
um. I'm just gonna log off till it's done, ttyl
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The most expensive is overpriced. The cheapest sucks. The middle option is the
workhorse.
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--- #76 fediverse_boost/4984 ---
◀─╔═══════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════───────────────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Sorry if this makes me a lazy leech on society or whatever but I think we should chuck the Puritan work ethic, hustle culture, grindset mindset, all of that crap. I think people should have time for rest, leisure, self care, family, friends, and civic engagement. We should be letting people enjoy life, not expect them to spend every waking hour working for the sake of work because idle hands do the devil's work or whatever modern paint job you want to put on that 400 year old bullshit. │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────╝─▶
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│ CW: personal │
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nixed my job offer today because something told me to stay in town.
called my ex-boyfriend an asshole today, so he's probably not going to keep
paying my rent.
sold the shares of stock that my grandfather gifted me as inheritance, so I'm
no longer a capitalist I guess.
at least my elbow doesn't hurt anymore. I didn't get outside today but I
cleared a lot of blockers for the coming tomorrows.
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--- #78 messages/49 ---
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[Audio: ramblings-of-a-whackadoodle.wav]
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--- #79 messages/77 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #80 fediverse/827 ---
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2/3 is fair, right? I mean, to keep a majority without overwriting authority.
.> go to sleep you fuck
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--- #81 fediverse/3942 ---
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who gives a shit what you look like just work together for goodness sake
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--- #82 fediverse/3072 ---
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@user-246
That's ridiculous! They wouldn't even let you hand deliver them? Why wouldn't
copies suffice! They should have all that information on file already! I'm
fuming >: (
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #84 fediverse/421 ---
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one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
you.
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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Most of my magic is based on communicatuion. Why the fuck doesn't anyone want
to sit down on a bunch of drugs and attempt to figure out telepathy with me?
It's literally all I want! Though I can't say it's all I'll ever want. I'm
sure I'll want more, but like... It's not that hard, conceptually, so... Let's
just fucking try it please?
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--- #87 fediverse/5942 ---
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I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #88 messages/550 ---
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There's nothing that says your dual booted windows partition can't reach over
into your Linux files and mess around with them. Even writing programs that
execute whenever you're running Linux to do nefarious things like... Stream
your desktop to Microsoft? Send files to wherever? Mine bitcoins? Doxx your
friends? Anything's possible when you install Microsoft's software on your
computer. You might not even have to run it, because it can write a program
into the Linux memory which runs in the background. It's literally just bits,
and all the information to explain which bits do what is just... On the
internet, ready for Microsoft engineers to use as they will. Seriously, you
think they're working on *features*? For the users? Fucking get real, dumbass.
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the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #90 fediverse/3164 ---
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it fails after like 15 or 20 scrapes but I think that's just their scraping
policy. They don't have a robots.txt file that I could find. So... just run
it, then come back every 15 to 30 minutes and restart it until you're done.
Maybe I could increase the sleep duration? one sec lemme try that
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my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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--- #92 messages/929 ---
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{[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #93 messages/272 ---
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Cats only want one thing and its fucking disgusting [cat food]
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--- #94 fediverse/141 ---
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@user-135 if you're cringing at past behavior, then you've learned and grown
enough to see the mistakes of the past in sharp contrast to your temperament
in the present.
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--- #95 fediverse/2108 ---
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Trump can't answer a straight question. Perhaps he's unfit for office.
Biden's got that old-timey charm that only the freshest youngsters respect.
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--- #96 fediverse/3766 ---
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gonna ask my doctor for ADHD meds so I can hopefully jump-skip framebuffer
divebomb spinadoodle half A press my way over the fucking labyrinth that is my
weird and jank af mind
and no I don't watch speedruns but my social group hears me a lot of them.
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--- #97 fediverse/3633 ---
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@user-999
what's a fool to do these days but babble? maybe they'd be better as an
acolyte in the temple but hey, ya'll are the ones that are building it so
don't blame the fool for residing there.
non-foolish people for leaders only, please
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--- #98 fediverse/4718 ---
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the fact that you have to configure your router in order to do any sort of
web-hosting at all is one of the fundamental reasons why the internet looks so
lame and corporate.
if anyone could download a program and start a gallery style file-server with
all their wedding pictures then why the fuck would you need to upload them to
imgur?
alas, people are too dumb to open ports. plus, every router has a different UI
design, so it's not like you can write a guide. What happened to making things
as easy as possible for the user?
"technical limitations" are failures of imagination. we can do better than
gatekeeping.
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--- #99 fediverse/892 ---
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@user-622
ah but a noble house would have armed guards who would drag you kicking and
screaming out onto the cold winter night the moment you offended m'lordship
frankly I could do with a good drag-and-kicking myself, where have all the
good men-at-arms gone T.T
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--- #100 fediverse/2884 ---
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│ CW: tech-paranoia │
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every time I update my system, it breaks.
kinda makes me think they do that on purpose so that you spend all your time
up to date and that way they can quickly patch in and out security flaws fast
enough that nobody notices.
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--- #101 fediverse/1309 ---
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@user-883
just realized when I got disconnected it gave me a different username, so if
you've been messaging me I haven't been getting it. Ooops. relogging now to
try and fix it.
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--- #102 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #103 fediverse/2386 ---
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Tee, hee, look at me, I'm a witch who writes nothing but kookie-dookerie
I pee my pants and stare at trees, what's less harmful than little old me?
The best smokescreen I can think of is to be true to your heart, to be weak,
to be vulnerable. Then you get put on the "worry about later" list, and not
the other kind.
I never lie. When convinced I am wrong, I change my mind. I am always
listening, always ready to hear where I'm flawed. I do my best every day, and
that's enough for me.
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--- #104 fediverse/2518 ---
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it's good to be ethical,
it's good to be kind,
but there will always be assholes,
and sometimes you're not having a good time
it's okay
it's fine
assholes deserve life
times deserve others to be kind
life is not always interesting
and that's often by design
the moments of clarity,
the moments of heart,
these are what define you
and display your own spark.
trust in yourself.
be kind to one another.
you are braver than you know,
and always a bit wiser.
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--- #105 fediverse/3290 ---
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All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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... wait, shit I forgot I was about to go do a thing, ttyl
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I am always trying to be helpful. at all times am I trying to teach. that can
get real fuckin annoying sometimes.
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when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
to just... use it.
ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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@user-358 @user-356
Neat! I'm assuming you can screw in a little antenna? That's awful cute. Like
a robot getting eyebrows.
Why do you need two of them, though? Actually screw it that's a dumb question,
robots can obviously express themselves more clearly if both their eyes are
professed.
Wait... Why do robots need more than one eye? Because it'd be weird otherwise,
duh.
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me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
turn"
me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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The machine cult is just when everyone's job is building and maintaining the
computer.
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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I honestly don't care if someone deadnames me, or calls me the wrong pronouns,
or forgets to put me in the girl section, or asks me to sing baritone
like... I don't give a shit, why are you so worried about all this vapid
nonsense like yeah I get it, being disrespected sucks but like... why do you
want the kind of respect that is a forced platitude
we could all do with being a bit more radical, it's not a race and everyone's
roles are important. Be yourself, and follow people you want to be like.
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come
a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the
internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do
something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist
because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe
it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about
technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in
case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to
download wikipedia, just in case.
If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed
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God can't do shit. He can just pull strings to get shit done.
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so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
they like their life.
their ONLY life.
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everyone's all like "oh we need to help the homeless people end their drug
addictions so let's punish them for having high levels of certain chemicals in
their blood feces and urine" when really what we should be doing is getting
them a Linux gameboy like an Anbernic
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If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because
they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but
someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some
shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my
pajamas, c'mon.
If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that
situation
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We need to find a way to care about all the shitheads who are going to have
their hearts broken by trump
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@user-1655
why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
client we want?
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don't work with me.
work around me.
don't talk to me.
talk about me.
don't share with me.
I deserve nothing.
don't take from me.
I have nothing.
-radio-radio-remedy-
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@user-883 @user-192
I don't update my kernel more than like, once every few months, so maybe that
would be something to look into! how scriptable is it?
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@user-246
yeah that's just called being a jerk! what a jerk! did that happen to you? I'm
mad at this imaginary jerk you put in my head! xD
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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other people: "you smell like you"
my family: "you smell like BO take a fucking shower" throws things at me
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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look, it's alright if you have a pile of clothes on your bedroom floor.
Just... please make sure it doesn't connect to your mattress. Bugs can climb
up it and bite you in your sleep. Trust me.
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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can't wait for season two of Andor, either it totally sucks or it'll knock our
socks off. But something tells me it won't hurt us either way.
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@user-192
oh no! the she can only mow, the meow is incomplete!!
this catgirl needs an E injection ASAP! GET TO IT LADS
hup hup hup hup
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Alright, if the average person is sorta stupid and cruel, then are we not
tending to a kingdom of ogres, rather than humans?
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don't forget to download your mastodon archive! why not, right? just throw it
in a folder with the 19 others.
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Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so
they know how to use it
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the USA is fed by undocumented immigrants who have no other options. I won't
go into which kind of slavery it is, but you can figure it out yourself.
If those workers are deported (or worse), the USA suddenly becomes
significantly closer to famine.
We need them. We need to pay them fairly, obviously, but in a purely selfish
way we need them in order to eat
and he fucking knows that.
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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EDIT: don't read this
When all the catboys are gone because the cultural movement has passed and
it's not retro yet can you honestly say you'd be fine knowing you never fucked
one?
EDIT: I fucking hate that I posted this last year. I'm sorry. It's cringe as
fuck. I wish I could delete it but that'd be wrong.
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what if we took an archive of all of fedi and fed it to users who are hiding
in bunkers or whatever one day at a time so they could still feel like they're
part of society while
---- so ----
I think I should stop ya right there, if there's bunkers involved then we've
already lost. "but muh transgender artifacts" fuck off, I will not concede. If
society wants me to leave, then they can enjoy their dusty rotten future
without me. See if I care.
---- so ----
hence, the curse. do you punish humans for the sins they commit, or do you
teach them how to be good again? Bah, as if they'd listen. Stupid fucking apes.
they're the best we got
yeah, well, they can fuck off, I'm gonna pout for at least half an eternity.
... Okay it won't be that long but still, gimme some time to wind down.
---- so ----
and no, I refuse to elaborate for all the humans in the audience. This
conversation may or may not have actually occurred. Monologue style
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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oops, the file wasn't working before.
here's the updated link:
https://youtu.be/qeNhQQXvpxQ
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I'm not here to convince you. If you're reading this, odds are we already
agree.
I'm here to give you memetic weapons to use when convincing *liberals* to wake
the fuck up and check the time.
Don't fucking talk to conservatives anymore. Unless you got a thing going and
you're close to deradicalizing / converting them already. It's not worth it
anymore, and I fear for their souls, but we need to focus on building a
bedrock of support rather than wasting compassion on our enemies-to-be.
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whenever my cat is whining I walk around doing things that she might want
until she stops trying to claw me - oh you want your litter cleaned? yeah sure
I gotchu. oh you wanna go outside? nah okay how about playing with this yarn?
no? okay let's see... oh dear you can see the bottom of your food bowl,
conveniently forgetting the other mostly full food bowl over there... 😅
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thank you for everything you've done for me, she says to nobody in particular
but everybody in vaguerie
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@user-1201
like throwing bricks at cop cars without having the infrastructure in place to
keep you safe from their wrath? they're asking for trouble by pissing you off.
🥰
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@user-1074
the more you try, the more you have to calculate, which is a problem, because
endlessly recursive calculations create infinite loops, which frankly are
impossible to compute because they defy computation! Not good, not ideal, no
thank you, not for me, no thanks, not what I'd like.
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neat
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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just compiled my digital writing and apparently I've written about 60,000
lines of 80 characters :ms_confused:
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@user-1501 @user-1502 @user-1201
if so, then don't think about it too hard, you might need disability too!
speaking as someone who needs disability aid but can't get it because of
restrictions like this (also can we talk about the multi-year process to
secure such rights, like c'mon rent's due every MONTH) I have to say that
you're right, it's bullshit, UBI for all, disability benefits for those who
need more, and employment for people who believe a cause is worthy enough to
apply themselves towards it.
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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socialism is when you know a guy who knows a guy who can install your washer
and dryer.
communism is when she'll do it for free because she has everything that she
needs.
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"trick or treat" doesn't mean "give me a trick or a treat"
that's awfully presumptuous and demanding.
No, it means "give me a treat or I'll trick you" meaning "give me my candy tax
or I'll fuck up your lawn"
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why would you gatekeep content by keeping us from easily using LLMs some
people aren't technical and still need to write computer programs because
that's how you enlighten a people is empower them with new tools
"I've never heard of that programming language, but luckily I can fit all of
it's documentation in my context window."
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@user-246
Yeah plus the second time around you're likely to make something better than
whatever incomprehensible hack you did the first time.
More time working on the project == more context which means you might even
have solved the problem twice already and now just have to copy-paste
something that's more robust than your previous one-liner.
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Here's Ritz Menardi's section in the history books:
Ritz Menardi was a witch. She did nothing important and wasted everyone's
time, while giving lots of people anxiety. She sucks and we all love her.
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@user-1209 @user-1262
just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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@user-1218
can echo into a file if nothing else, though that's quite a big hassle =P
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don't wanna rush ya'll but every day that goes by they remove
"enemy-of-my-enemy"s from the equation.
oh, hang on you're just a cute computer nerd. Nevermind, go back to
programming or writing fanfiction or sleeping like a cute cat! Thanks for
letting me CORRUPT YOUR SPACE AND VIOLATE YOUR BOUNDARIES OF CONTENTMENT AND
EMOTIONAL SAFETY whoa sorry dunno where that came from I, uh, think I need to
do evil every time I make something important? It's like, a cosmic balance
kind of thing. I notice that after I write a banger poem or something I always
end up doing something evil afterwards like snapping at my girlfriend or
letting someone down or even just accidentally breaking one of my things. why
why why does it have to be that way? why why why am I so confusing of the way
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I will forgive anyone for anything. But if you break my heart again I will
hate you forever. and if you hurt someone I care about I will fuck you up.
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Archaeologists be like "we evolved molars to grind down grains or whatever" as
if our ancient cavemen ancestors didn't know how to fucking boil water in
metal pots smh
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@user-431
the rookie mistake was bringing your phone to the protest... you can pee
anywhere, but your phone can only ever be on your person. According to the
feds, at least.
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@user-192
is okay, girl
time will be richer sooner
don't poop your pants just yet
remember, good is just a shade of gray away from silver which you can use to
line your pockets with tinfoil hats
beep boop computer touchers anonymous called they said they want their secret
handshake back
if you wanna diss your associates go ahead but I sure as heck love my rad-ical
com-patriots just as much as I love my ice-cream salad friend witches
... whoops there I go being insane again, hope you feel better friend
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you know, [you can just randomize your profile every time you log in] .... oh
there was a stack overflow at the last one so
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just waiting for the day when they build wifi antennas into flash drives and
constantly broadcast their contents to whoever wants them...
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BASH with the syntax/semantics of LUA and the performance of C would probably
be the perfect language, IMHO
procrastinating again, damnit
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Lying wide awake at night with things that I want to say drifting through my
mind one by one
getting up to write them down? forgetting them all.
I think I'm just gonna leave my computer online to reduce friction hehe.
up and down, till everyone's in town, maybe I'll nap between tweets.
[they're called toots here, dummy]
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side note, but the reason PINs were invented was so that people didn't have to
type in a long-ass password.
"it's only more insecure when it's on a network" - someone who didn't design
every product after that
(actually no that's bullshit because the first PIN numbers were probably used
a long-ass time ago, and besides it's not like a short password was all that
uncommon - when asked "what's the password" usually people will say something
like "applesauce" or "butterflies" but really the better way is "10, 16, 26,
46, 99, butts")
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@user-1074 @user-1209
"we still have slaves, we just enslave mexicans instead of blacks."
"don't forget all the offshored jobs, those too"
"oh yeah and all our stuff is made by slaves in the far east"
"yeah but like fuck them right who cares they're so far away"
"yeah bro totes"
"anyway what do you want for dinner bro"
"i dunno bro I had chinese last night"
"cool cool so mexican then? I know this great paraguanese place"
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hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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According to a sign that I passed just four days ago, I have one day left.
Whatever that means.
so next week better be good.
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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buying guns is one thing
but food is just as important.
stores run out, but quartermasters know where to find things.
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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"the world would be better if you deleted your account"
yeah, well, I don't want to live in a world like that, so fuck you
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Most people:
On a scale of "yes" to "no", how much does this pair of jeans smell like
laundry? If yes, then clean. If no, then hamper.
My gross-ass ass:
On a scale of 0-10 inches, from how far away does this pair of jeans smell
like pee or sweat? It's cleanliness score depends on who you're meeting today.
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literally anyone can create a website.
just write what you want to say and general instructions for how to present
it, and feed your text file to a computer and it'll spit out a website.
"HOW" scream the masses
oh, easy, you gotta know which specific program to use or what to google, and
you have to trust that the search results presented to experts (the ones who
would know thedifference) are different than the ones presented to vile
simpletons who only ask inane and stupid questions that could have been solved
if they had just READ THE FUCKING MANUAL PAGES ugh so many words I think I'll
just tweet about it
(the answer is claude-code btw if anyone's reading this in 2025 with the exact
same internet as mine, which is definitely real and not silo'd and isolated,
nay, personalized, for my viewing pleisure
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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I'd still be a useless, horrible person even outside of capitalism.
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@user-774
can't get mine to work because the font it uses is specific to that printer
model, and while I could download Windows and use their proprietary driver
which has the several additional fonts, none of them will let me draw
box-drawing-characters. So clearly the entire thing is useless T.T
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there will always be people who shine in moments of strife
yet those people will inevitably fail, just as a toothbrush bristle looses
it's strength or a pencil loses it's lead
the trick is to test them in times of peace, so you can know their value
during times that lack it, the trick is to replace them before they become
stalin
never forget that power corrupts, yet power must be wielded by the worthy,
else we fall into shame and despair.
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trans people aren't allowed to go to florida now because mean people don't
want them on beaches where everyone's being sexy and disneyworld where they
keep all their children's treasured memories
and it's like fuck off I earned to be who I am as you see, I'll be as I damned
please in whoever's memories I decree.
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code is useless
the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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Fucking cursed autocorrect, changing words it thinks I shouldn't say. Fuck
you, if it's in the dictionary don't fucking touch it.
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Fucking cursed autocorrect, changing words it thinks I shouldn't say. Fuck
you, if it's in the dictionary don't fucking touch it.
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@user-608
none of your friends can find jobs.
none of YOUR friends can find jobs.
I bet THEIR friends can find jobs.
Fuck capitalism.
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if your grandfather came to you and told you to prepare the tribes for war,
what would you do?
machine guns on the back of trucks?
machined barrels with ignition systems, enough to chew up a suburb or a
ware-house?
target is a warehouse
everyone needs groceries
how about bottle rockets with mile-long range that could turn around and fly
back if the enemy wasn't around
"build mustangs" mustangs are jeeps, dumbass
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◀─╔═══════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════───────╗║┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐║║│ Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/ │║║││║║│ Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\ │║║└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘║╠─────────┐┌───────────╣║similar│chronological│different║╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────╝─▶
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what if we psyopped the copps um I mean what if we flash-mobbed the cops er
wait hang on what if we marched with signs and changed what was on their minds
uhhhh that won't work it's disabled so they say wait hang on who said you
could poop your pants this is a combat scenario there's no time for fooling
around in her pants with the hand
... wait, what was I going on about?
oh yeah,
-- stack overflow --
anyway, as I was saying, [something completely unrelated]
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if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
be my friend forever.
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I can tell when I'm overbooked when I don't have energy to shower every time I
need to go out.
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the feral urge to post unfinished projects on the internet and ask for
guidance or motivation
the civilized urge to keep them on a flash drive and swap them with people you
trust in real life and ask them to finish it while you work on their stuff
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if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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I'd rather fight my foes in a fair fight than butcher them in the night.
just because I suck at fighting doesn't mean I don't understand honor.
I'm unreliable, not dishonorable, there's a difference, and it's not about
reputation.
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@user-547
That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
reread what you wrote and think
perfect, no notes
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<bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
used for.
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