=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat. you know what that means... yep, that's right! it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then drop random bills on the ground near me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/5738 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: guns-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat. you know what that means... yep, that's right! it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then drop random bills on the ground near me. what are they gonna do, track you? c'mon, you already wear black red and blue, they're gonna know what you believe from the random cameras around the city and such. Besides, if they're tracking people through dollar bill serial numbers then we seriously have gotta upgrade our threat models. https://margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/your-threat-model-has-changed Also... I kinda want them to know that there's a headless hydra organizing against them. The good news is that I don't have to pay rent, I don't have to buy food, and I don't have to buy diapers. Thanks, government, now I don't have to rely on kindness or clout for aid. The bad news is that I have 6 slugs for my shotgun (oops guns mentioned one sec) I'm almost out of cat food and I need dollars to buy wood and nails for projects and solutions. clout--; ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/2472 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── beep boop gonna pedal my bike might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/2474 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── might spend 200$ on a flea collar for my cat tho because she needs it. turns out it was only 60$, which is a nice surprise. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1622 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-883 yeah, fair enough... Mine was like 20$ for a year but that's like, 10% of your rice and bean budget so yeah don't do that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 bluesky#25 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── if you give me 1000$ I will dine with you for a week. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1535 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the trash. Or in a store. so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/1470 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that 100 bucks is useless. Totally useless. Sure it can get you some sandwiches, but it's not going to solve any problems. 10,000 dollars is a convenience, and 100,000 dollars lets you chip in. projects are measured in millions of dollars, and only royalty or national importance deserves billions. Nobody has trillions of dollars. That number is reserved for the earth, of whom dollars we are borrowing. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #8 fediverse/1207 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 okayyyy I have catgirl installed https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/ let me know what server or whatever to join ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/4549 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── portland trans girls be like "hey wait a minute, I recognize that 20$ bill - didn't I give that to [name] two weeks ago in return for a [noun]? how the heck did you get it, you don't even know her" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4336 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── gonna play more video games, currently have 11 tabs of written posts open in my browser... (okay a few of them get a little off-topic, but hey I have ADHD what do you expect of me) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/1459 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the same rate that you need to replace it... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/5503 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after a while that big cat would be domesticated ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #13 bluesky#38 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘ --- #14 fediverse/6386 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── feed homeless people unopened trail mix bags literally just drop it near them anything helps. even if they don't want it. dollars? sure I heard coins jingle just around the corner. oh cool another pencil, that's the 15th I've found on this street corner this month. only half a month more to go... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ --- #15 messages/727 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── Can you imagine Going to your tribal shaman Saying "hey you gotta pay rent" ... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/4977 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/4642 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── i type too much, gtg to sleep. my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1718 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell) and it'll just, do that thing how cool is that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/4849 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── sometimes I'll hear my cat meow the way she does when she wants something but then I turn around and she's halfway through giving herself a bath /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/2434 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ |