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 portland trans girls be like "hey wait a minute, I recognize that 20$ bill -
 didn't I give that to [name] two weeks ago in return for a [noun]? how the
 heck did you get it, you don't even know her"
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 @user-883 
 
 yeah, fair enough... Mine was like 20$ for a year but that's like, 10% of your
 rice and bean budget so yeah don't do that
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 hey if we send 600$ total to the paypal, cashapp, or venmo "MaliceDiscontent"
 before January then Portland will have another trans girl and some other place
 will have one less.
 
 Not me, but from a Discord server I trust.
 
 #mutualaid #MutualAidRequest
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 my cat doesn't know I had to cancel her vet appointment because we have 70$ to
 eat and they wanted a thousand
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 I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat.
 
 you know what that means...
 
 yep, that's right!
 
 it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then
 drop random bills on the ground near me.
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 if you give me a quintuple digit salary, I could fix all the problems of the
 world. One by one... A BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET for solving one problem
 forever... until needs chagne of course.
 
 "yeah but it's not about money it's about throughput and demand" some guy in
 arkansas probably idk I've never been
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 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that 100 bucks is useless. Totally useless.
 Sure it can get you some sandwiches, but it's not going to solve any problems.
 10,000 dollars is a convenience, and 100,000 dollars lets you chip in.
 projects are measured in millions of dollars, and only royalty or national
 importance deserves billions. Nobody has trillions of dollars. That number is
 reserved for the earth, of whom dollars we are borrowing.
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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 I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
 trash. Or in a store.
 
 so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
 dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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 did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
 
 It's true! they do thing instead!
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 Can you imagine 
 
 Going to your tribal shaman 
 
 Saying "hey you gotta pay rent"
 
 ... Shamans are fine on the street. I should learn. >.>
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 for the autistic / ADHD people in the audience, I recommend this:
 
 https://kinektdesign.com/products/gear-ring
 
 It's currently 90% off and when a company puts their stuff for sale at 90% off
 you know there's a reason. I bought mine more than a decade ago for 200+
 dollars, now they're 25$
 
 If I had a million dollars I'd make these the signet ring of my house, but
 alas I have but few dollars
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 hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
 
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 if trump dropped out and musk took his place
 
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 good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
 will never tactically retreat
 
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 maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
 now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
 
 what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?]  ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view.  "live life like you're merry, as do but a few."  do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse.  it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning:  right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing.  depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible?  when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds...  ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time.  what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov
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 "what are you doing?" doxxing myself. If she wanted to save as many lives as
 possible, she'd do it in a shed. She's been tricked into doing it for the
 money by people who don't want to die in a warehouse. That's valid, but they
 aren't giving her money anyway.
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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 this is what the crypto news looks like rn, if you know anyone who's into that
 kinda thing... wait, why not? me either, huh
 Latest Cryptocurrency News Malicious Crypto Wallet App Submitted to Apple Store Leads to Fraud Charges 26 minutes | news.bitcoin.com Steam’s Clicker Game Sensation Opens Debate About NFTs And Crypto Gaming 46 minutes | newsbtc.com Court allows most SEC claims to proceed in Binance suit 54 minutes | cointelegraph.com Dozens Killed in Riots as Kenya Revolts Against Tax Hikes, Calls for Presidential Resignation 1 hour | news.bitcoin.com Market Tremors: $10 Billion in Bitcoin Dumped in May Alone, What Does This Signal? 2 hours | newsbtc.com North Carolina Passes Bill to Block State Participation in Federal CBDC Testing 2 hours | news.bitcoin.com Is The Bitcoin Bottom In? Crypto Expert Predicts Bullish Price Reversal 3 hours | newsbtc.com Study: Crypto Assets Worth $572.7 Million Lost to Hacks and Fraud in Q2 2024 3 hours | news.bitcoin.com Bitcoin’s price won’t ‘dramatically’ increase from here, says billionaire 4 hours | cointelegraph.com Yield App Suspends Operations Ahead of Liquidation 4 hours | news.bitcoin.com Ethereum’s Breakout Moment: Is a $7,500 Target Achievable? Experts Weigh In 4 hours | newsbtc.com
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 something I literally posted on facebook literally 2 minutes ago
 
 normalize radicalization of normies
 
 normalize reaching out to people who don't hang out in the places you hang out
 in
 
 normalize understanding our shared humanity and defining ways in which we can
 all exist cooperatively
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 girls (me) would literally rather be paid 200$ a month and have free rent and
 food than be paid 2200$ per month and pay 1600 in rent and 400 in food
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