=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "I only clean my body when it gets dirty. Which is why I brush my teeth after
 every meal."
 
 - said the girl who brushes her teeth more than me
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 "I don't use toothpaste" said the girl whose teeth were naturally pale
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--- #2 fediverse/5269 ---
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 "girl why do you talk"
 
 girl why do you listen
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--- #3 fediverse/5602 ---
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 "so wait why can't we go outside again"
 
 "I'm huuuuungry"
 
 girl we just ate
 
 "I'm tired"
 
 girl it's like 10am
 
 "can we snuggle?"
 
 yeah okay.
 
 that's why haha
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--- #4 fediverse/2082 ---
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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 @user-258 
 
 got it, so don't brush right after and drink water. Both of those sound like
 good ideas! I only brush my teeth when they feel weird and gross anyway, and
 after eating pickles they feel like I just went to the dentist.
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--- #6 fediverse/2939 ---
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 "you look like a mess who can't take care of herself"
 
 oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself
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 I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss.
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--- #8 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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 "it's weird how depressed I am"
 
 says the girl who is always depressed
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--- #10 fediverse/5539 ---
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 don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
 
 put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
 
 [it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #11 fediverse/1531 ---
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 An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
 she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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--- #12 fediverse/3116 ---
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 "I am just a person, and I will do what I can."
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--- #13 messages/109 ---
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 That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more
 likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about.
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--- #14 messages/1425 ---
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 I'm just a girl. This is free speech. Or would you sacrifice me to gain a
 martyr?
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--- #15 messages/1388 ---
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 I spend time on Reddit because it feels like a conversation. Well, it used to.
 Now it's... different.
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--- #16 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #17 fediverse/6075 ---
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 I always go fast which is why I'm not doing anything
 
 she lapped you and is trying for another go
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 "I hate it I hate it I hate it" she begged herself to make it true.
 
 her thoughts were easily interrupted by reality, however, and so she started
 to clean up.
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--- #19 fediverse/732 ---
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 @user-191
 
 teehee I know a girl like that
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--- #20 fediverse/4085 ---
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 I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
 start feeling the urge to do pushups
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