=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "I only clean my body when it gets dirty. Which is why I brush my teeth after every meal." - said the girl who brushes her teeth more than me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/5613 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── "I don't use toothpaste" said the girl whose teeth were naturally pale ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5269 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── "girl why do you talk" girl why do you listen ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5602 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "so wait why can't we go outside again" "I'm huuuuungry" girl we just ate "I'm tired" girl it's like 10am "can we snuggle?" yeah okay. that's why haha ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2082 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not for my teeth. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/360 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Kinda lewd; half-joking; playful │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-258 got it, so don't brush right after and drink water. Both of those sound like good ideas! I only brush my teeth when they feel weird and gross anyway, and after eating pickles they feel like I just went to the dentist. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/2939 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── "you look like a mess who can't take care of herself" oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 messages/1288 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── I am an incontinent girl. Of course my bed smells like piss. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #8 fediverse/1669 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what to describe as." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/3859 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health │ └──────────────────────┘ "it's weird how depressed I am" says the girl who is always depressed ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/5539 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals put them on the counter NEXT to the sink [it's not arbitrary it's just better] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/1531 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure she wears diamonds sometimes too. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3116 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── "I am just a person, and I will do what I can." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #13 messages/109 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 messages/1425 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ I'm just a girl. This is free speech. Or would you sacrifice me to gain a martyr? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #15 messages/1388 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ I spend time on Reddit because it feels like a conversation. Well, it used to. Now it's... different. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #16 fediverse/6087 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── @user-1074 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the dummies will believe you wink ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #17 fediverse/6075 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── I always go fast which is why I'm not doing anything she lapped you and is trying for another go ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #18 fediverse/3242 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewdness-implied │ └──────────────────────┘ "I hate it I hate it I hate it" she begged herself to make it true. her thoughts were easily interrupted by reality, however, and so she started to clean up. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/732 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── @user-191 teehee I know a girl like that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4085 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I start feeling the urge to do pushups ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ |