=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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"I only clean my body when it gets dirty. Which is why I brush my teeth after
every meal."
- said the girl who brushes her teeth more than me
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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"I don't use toothpaste" said the girl whose teeth were naturally pale
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--- #2 fediverse/5269 ---
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"girl why do you talk"
girl why do you listen
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--- #3 fediverse/5602 ---
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"so wait why can't we go outside again"
"I'm huuuuungry"
girl we just ate
"I'm tired"
girl it's like 10am
"can we snuggle?"
yeah okay.
that's why haha
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--- #4 fediverse/2082 ---
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I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
for my teeth.
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--- #5 fediverse/360 ---
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@user-258
got it, so don't brush right after and drink water. Both of those sound like
good ideas! I only brush my teeth when they feel weird and gross anyway, and
after eating pickles they feel like I just went to the dentist.
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--- #6 fediverse/2939 ---
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"you look like a mess who can't take care of herself"
oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself
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--- #7 fediverse/1669 ---
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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--- #8 fediverse/3859 ---
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"it's weird how depressed I am"
says the girl who is always depressed
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--- #9 fediverse/5539 ---
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don't put dirty dishes in the sink you filthy animals
put them on the counter NEXT to the sink
[it's not arbitrary it's just better]
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--- #10 fediverse/1531 ---
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An American princess wears turquoise and silver, not diamonds. Though I'm sure
she wears diamonds sometimes too.
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--- #11 fediverse/3116 ---
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"I am just a person, and I will do what I can."
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--- #12 messages/109 ---
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That's why I like talking about things I'm interested in. It makes me more
likely to be able to bring up something I've been thinking about.
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--- #13 fediverse/6087 ---
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@user-1074
why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
dummies will believe you wink
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--- #14 fediverse/6075 ---
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I always go fast which is why I'm not doing anything
she lapped you and is trying for another go
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--- #15 fediverse/3242 ---
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"I hate it I hate it I hate it" she begged herself to make it true.
her thoughts were easily interrupted by reality, however, and so she started
to clean up.
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--- #16 fediverse/732 ---
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@user-191
teehee I know a girl like that
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--- #17 fediverse/4085 ---
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I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
start feeling the urge to do pushups
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--- #18 fediverse/4857 ---
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"of course I'm a furry. I'm not a coward."someone way cooler than me
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--- #19 fediverse/4307 ---
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the easiest part of cleaning is taking out the trash
the hardest part of cleaning is deciding what belongs in the trash
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--- #20 messages/309 ---
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sometimes I'll accidentally get food on my hands and think "oh gross is this
why humans like to have napkins handy when eating?"
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--- #21 fediverse/4620 ---
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"is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #22 fediverse/6321 ---
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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--- #23 fediverse/3437 ---
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@user-579
my problem is figuring out which thoughts are intrusive and which are actually
mine
I usually err on the side of "would you want your sister to do this" or "how
would you feel if your mom told you that" or "do you think a cute sweet soft
cat would ever think such a thing" and that usually works.
usually.
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--- #24 fediverse/3696 ---
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why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #25 messages/103 ---
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*which is why I try to be as unique as I can.
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--- #26 fediverse/3220 ---
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"I'm not depressed~!" I say as I exist
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--- #27 fediverse/2734 ---
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holy shit I have a lot of laundry to do in the bathtub today. have I really
not showered all week? ? ?
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--- #28 fediverse/2434 ---
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I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #29 fediverse/5094 ---
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"how the heck is this girl not dead yet"
- said the someone who has a threat model that's incomparably different than
mine for historical purposes
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I find maybe one or two days a week to work on my projects. About one or two
days to be spent publicly. The rest of the time I'm handling myself, my
chores, my girlfriends, and various mundane things.
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--- #31 fediverse/5267 ---
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"okay but why are you so focused on outliving it"
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--- #32 fediverse/6213 ---
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I think I officially say "girl" more than "guy" now.
I still say "guys" more than "girls", though.
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I like my room. have you ever been in my room? you'd like it too.
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--- #34 fediverse/2774 ---
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I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
part.
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--- #35 fediverse/2095 ---
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Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun!
Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉
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--- #36 fediverse/5758 ---
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it's not about me but it's also totally my fault. I take responsibility for
things which is why I'm so cautious
"girl your opsec is non-existent"
yep
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--- #37 fediverse/4855 ---
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #38 messages/77 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who smelled
Like she had pissed herself
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--- #39 fediverse/3336 ---
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eating fiery hot cheetos makes me feel drunk. Probably because I only eat them
when I'm drinking.
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--- #40 fediverse/1749 ---
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"eat food, dearest one. Tea has no calories."
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--- #41 fediverse/4141 ---
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@user-1268
I often walk to the grocery store, even though it's on the other side of the
highway
also I will walk sometimes to meet people nearby
it's a fun occasion
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I just wanted to be a silly girl who climbs trees and roasts marshmallows on
campfires why did I end up like lain in bed listening to thunder T.T T.T
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--- #43 fediverse/3624 ---
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I am sincere, which is why I die so quickly
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--- #44 fediverse/1866 ---
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listen, girls are cute and all, but have you considered...
boys?
and I mean yeah, true, but listen boys are cute and all, but have you
considered...
girls?
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--- #45 fediverse/4939 ---
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me - "I have to wear diapers and it sucks because I hate them"
my girlfriend - "okay but what if you didn't"
me - ":O"
she/her - "how did you make that sound with your mouth"
the it - a-wawaWAwa
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--- #46 fediverse/3463 ---
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@user-192
I can relate to that impulse, which is why I'm liking this reply
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I only take things that aren't mine if they're in the trash. Or near the
trash. Or in a store.
so weird how the store won't let me leave until I give them some of my
dollars. This quartermaster drives a hard bargain!
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--- #48 messages/1039 ---
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I'm worth it.
I don't demand much. Feed me, take change of me, care for what i do, that's
pretty much all.
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😑 🚿 warm showers on a cold morning
🥰 🚿 cold showers after a hot day
brb taking a shower 😉
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--- #50 fediverse/1648 ---
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #51 messages/546 ---
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I always disappear right when you need me the most because you're supposed to
take the next step.
The reason I do that is because...? You fill in the blanks. Tell me why I do
that. I know, and I want you to know, but I can't say it.
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--- #52 fediverse/6103 ---
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I should get more hats. I only have 4 or 5.
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--- #53 fediverse/3996 ---
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@user-246
quite often... But I usually work with what I got, depending on how many
characters I can spare
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--- #54 fediverse/978 ---
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@user-699 @user-78
I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
thoughts
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--- #55 fediverse/2607 ---
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@user-249
most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a
common chord that you and I share
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--- #56 fediverse/359 ---
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@user-258
neat! explains why I haven't died from dehydration so far... Although my teeth
are looking a little eroded from all the vinegar-acid : )
Dear teeth: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
At least with sugar you can brush and floss...
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--- #57 fediverse/4252 ---
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sometimes I think I'd be better without social media.
And then I remember that it's the only way I know to talk.
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--- #58 messages/664 ---
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Part of the reason I like Reddit is because you can have multiple different
conversations about the same topic at once.
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--- #59 fediverse/6081 ---
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boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get
in the way.
girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere.
they-are-not-the-same.jpg
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--- #60 messages/921 ---
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I didn't know I was a princess until I saw how people acted toward me.
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--- #61 fediverse/5874 ---
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"hey, I heard we'd be good boyfriends? okay I'm good at yadda yadda ya, it
says hwere you're good at yodda yodda yo, here's what kind of ice-cream I
like, lemme know about meals."
- i'm a girl actually
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"I'm not paid enough to care" is a symptom of capitalism.
Why would you not care? Because you're paid not to.
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@user-883
My friends and I decided to hang out for two days in a row, I guess they
aren't tired of me yet hehe - I might be around tonight but I'll let you know!
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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my bike has been squeaking. I should be kinder with it when going over curbs.
It's an old guy, older than I!
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I'm a helper and everyone wants me to be more agentic but it's like... no... I
don't wanna...
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@user-95 one of the most empathetic people I ever met on VR chat was consoling
me with their mic off while I was oversharing about some stupid things people
did to me in the past. things that stupid me thought were okay and actively
encouraged because I was stupid. anyway when their mic was off their body
language spoke for them. I'll try that next time.
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I'm not scared. I know that whatever happens, we're here for each other.
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I miss my cat, but now that it's dark I can go looking for her again. : )
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--- #72 fediverse/2260 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
eat your vegetables when you can.
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"I came to the conclusion that I would really rather be known as the person
who wears diapers than the person who needs diapers and doesn't wear them."
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"The supreme court has criminalized homelessness. I should become homeless."
Is not a thought that in my twenties I would have thought I'd wrestle with in
my thirties
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you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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"I give you my sympathy, not my empathy, for if given empathy, I should surely
go mad with grief."
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just
puke, okay?"
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--- #78 fediverse/1895 ---
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@user-1074
yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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What do I want to be when I grow up?
someone who doesn't have to do chores
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--- #80 fediverse/322 ---
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And lo!
She would forever be know
As the girl who would smell
Like she had pissed herself
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spilled water on my keyboard by living with a cat. it might be broken so I'm
using a spare that my girlfriend lent me. if you're wondering why my password
sounds different...
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--- #82 fediverse/3462 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-minus │
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"why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
deserve to decay?
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@user-1052
am depressed... though I care less for society's opinions and more for my
adherence to my ethical morals. same effect different reason when it's time to
shame myself.
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Rent is expensive because they only want you living there if you're working.
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Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people
you like, and one for people you trust
(I have one)
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and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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how do I keep finding myself here. it's like I wake up in some new fingers and
think "woh, vavadane" and then start itching my bored keys.
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--- #89 fediverse/5864 ---
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@user-1074
I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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this is how I nourish my brain.
By being hopelessly profane.
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still waiting for a brand of kitty litter that absorbs moisture at about the
same rate that you need to replace it...
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ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
definitely why.
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--- #93 fediverse/3452 ---
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the goddess of madness is pretty sane, tbh
it's not like there's just one tho
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@user-1061
that happens sometimes, no clue why.
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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--- #96 fediverse/1086 ---
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"I like you" neat
"I don't like you" guess I'll die
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--- #97 fediverse/6323 ---
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"eeek! it's that ghost girl that no-one can unfollow!"
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first step to cleaning a kitchen is always to unload the dishwasher.
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--- #99 messages/630 ---
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Pay attention to me, for I am convinced that "me" is what we need.
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just because you live in one neighborhood, doesn't mean you can't walk around
in others.
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@user-1796
"You again? I thought we fixed the... Ah, well, nevermind, let's just wipe her
again and hope she turns out evil this time."
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"come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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me, waking up in the morning and reading my own posts
alright what's the damage this time
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"Is... is she advocating for tax evasion??"
lol
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I'm not like him.
he's like me.
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when I complain about being lonely, it's not because I want followers.
it's because my family doesn't use Mastodon. :'(
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--- #107 fediverse/1469 ---
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│ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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"She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
insane on main"
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gonna go on a walk. my cat is missing because I let her out last night. I'm
worried sick! this morning I almost puked all over my toes.
she'll probably show up when it gets dark. I bet she's hunkered down
somewhere. Ah, well, might as well walk around my neighborhood actively
searching bushes and such. Why not? It's not like I got anything else to do
right now.
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--- #109 messages/255 ---
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Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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"yay! now that the war is won, we can go back to being moderate!"
not ideal.
did you forget to be for something when you set yourself against your foe?
(if my girlfriend reads this: I'm not referring to the conversation we had
about that one thing, but I have been thinking)
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I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
of faith)
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--- #112 fediverse/4468 ---
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oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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--- #113 fediverse/4543 ---
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@user-1698
Ha that does sound pretty "fun" - I take it you aren't a pianist?
I smell bad because... reasons... so I am always hyper-aware of myself when
I'm in situations like that. The idea that I might ruin someone's day by being
there terrifies me.
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│ CW: gross │
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I just fed some of my earwax to my cat.
she wanted more.
what have I done.
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@user-1322
my god is kind.
I am the resentful one, and I spite only myself.
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humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
do
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--- #117 fediverse/1537 ---
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I'm better at waterfall than agile, why is agile the only option T.T
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--- #118 messages/1116 ---
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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"I can do whatever I want" said the liar
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #121 fediverse/3856 ---
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I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #122 messages/625 ---
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I am not personally prepared for violence, but that doesn't mean I won't tell
you why to do it.
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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--- #124 fediverse/2425 ---
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picture this: gig work for free, because you are paid a salary
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--- #125 messages/215 ---
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Nobody tells me they like my artwork. No one! So why do I keep making it?
What's wrong with me?
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--- #126 fediverse/4302 ---
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"did you know in ancient rome they used to brush their teeth with urine
because it was cheaper than toothpaste? It's true! We could really learn a lot
from the old ways"
- guy in the great depression with a piss fetish
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@user-1074
so, you're saying we should select for good people, rather than loyal people?
If so, I tend to agree.
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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--- #130 fediverse/5322 ---
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"I am liberatory" they tell me, yet everyone I know has a job.
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--- #131 fediverse/3965 ---
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maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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"A witch is neither late, nor is she early. She intentionally arrives when you
don't need her, so that you can learn what to do when you do need her instead
of needing her."
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I'm wasting time.
face them
my soul tells me
for some reason
I can't stop writing poetry
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--- #134 fediverse/3276 ---
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why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #135 fediverse/2852 ---
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@user-570
quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get
recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day.
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my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
other people who visit the house.
but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #137 fediverse/2882 ---
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in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
sake.
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--- #138 fediverse/6051 ---
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I wish I could go outside and see how things are going.
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@user-192
"reason not available" doesn't tell me anything except that my experience is
valid
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--- #140 fediverse/2858 ---
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I've had the same zit on the middle back of my neck for like, 6 months now, at
least. how weird right
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I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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--- #142 fediverse/3441 ---
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capitalism is non-consentual, which is... pretty much the main reason why I am
against it.
like, I don't really care about whether it's more or less efficient. the fact
that you cannot opt out means it is unethical.
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
wants to be hypnotized >.>
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"oh also I should mention that if you think about her too hard or too often
there's a chance she'll overhear what you're talking about anyway so try not
to think about her too much."
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"this sledgehammer is part of my outfit, I call it "sledgecore" and no I won't
take off my mask"
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in high school I would wear a glowstick bracelet every day
so everyone would know who I was
in a word, fashion
I did it because I felt like the bright vibrant colors reminded me
of me
I love glowsticks!
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for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something
she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but
should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also
like Celeste")
you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to
play Magic the Gathering or whatever.
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when I go out on walks
before I set out again
I wait until my blisters healed again
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@user-1755
... I do that, but I do it because I want to find common subjects to talk
about. Or I think "if I was working on a project, who can I ask if I need
help?"
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if you're ever hanging out with my cat and she puts her paw on your face, that
means she wants you to kiss her forehead. 😋
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I smile at each and every person I pass on the street. Unless it looks like
they're having a bad day, and then I try to switch to neutral as fast as I can
so they can feel their feelings without me interjecting and making it about me.
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Brushing my teeth and then I'm hopping on my bike.
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downside is, one of my bracelets broke. Well, mostly broke. Only a witch like
my mother could restring it correctly, but she's somewhere in the other half
of the country.
worth it though, for the ducks.
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I am *sincere*, which is why I die so soon
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--- #157 fediverse/3029 ---
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don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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the lawful good in me says "clean up that spill you just made"
the chaotic good in me says "throw a brick at a cop car"
and the part of me that listens says "uhhhhh okay somewhere in the middle of
those two points is "ignore the spill and the cops and just finish making your
ramen I guess?" and frankly that's the one I'm more likely to listen to" and
frankly that's the one I'm more likely to listen to.
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@user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃
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I'd rather fight my foes in a fair fight than butcher them in the night.
just because I suck at fighting doesn't mean I don't understand honor.
I'm unreliable, not dishonorable, there's a difference, and it's not about
reputation.
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--- #162 fediverse/2826 ---
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why yes, I am just talking to myself. how did you guess?
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I always figured if people didn't like what I was saying they'd contest me so
I could change it.
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--- #164 fediverse/3367 ---
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"I'm a waste of space and a worthless pile of garbage"
- the most beautiful, wonderful, and kind person you've ever met
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--- #165 fediverse/3913 ---
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"uhhhh, I dunno she's drunk or something"
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--- #166 fediverse/1040 ---
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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--- #167 messages/394 ---
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Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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--- #168 fediverse/3291 ---
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"I am indescribably furious right now"
... great now the whole house is going to smell like straw-berry-icecream
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if you sit down to write and nothing comes to mind, then either nothing needs
to be said or maybe you should spend time reading instead.
... okey dokey, time to read I guess.
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--- #170 fediverse/27 ---
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*looks in a mirror*
why do all the gorgeous ones have to be fucking insane
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there's no rule that says you have to keep your dorm room door closed
what if I wanted to do that in an apartment? someone might murder me or
something haha
(white girl problems)
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I've never felt cleaner than when I wash my body in a river. Something about
the comforting bio-film on the rocks gives my skin a nice ooze. [ew gross]
it's really not gross I promise it feels like it's how it's supposed to be
[use lotion??] no that's different it's not about moisture [weirdo]
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@user-246
a short whistled tune that you both know? it's a classic
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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A humble princess would say: I don't need the best, i just need my favorite.
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--- #176 fediverse/4878 ---
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OH NO costco changed their smoothies THAT WAS A COMFORT FOOD wahhhhhhh autism
strikes back part twoooooo
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--- #177 fediverse/183 ---
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ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
most beautiful.
like below the crust.
or space.
the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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--- #179 fediverse/963 ---
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@user-690
clarity and focused will, respectively
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--- #180 fediverse/4243 ---
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so I guess I'm a chaotic-good witch paladin?
and yes I know "chaotic" and "paladin" don't usually go together, but...
somehow I make it work
... I should do more pushups. Practice with my sword some more. That part of
me's sorta been asleep for four-ish months.
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#CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
to it
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--- #182 fediverse/1591 ---
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│ CW: sad │
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none of these jobs are going to hire me anyway. Why bother? It's degrading to
be turned down so many times.
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--- #183 fediverse_boost/5882 ---
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║ │ I am always open for people to prove me wrong. │ ║
║ │ I welcome it. │ ║
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--- #184 fediverse/3475 ---
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you know that feeling when you realize the person you're talking to is a
demon? sometimes I think they don't even realize it. other times, they do.
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maybe if I slept until the end of time,
I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #186 fediverse/3180 ---
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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why am i here T.T
oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
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You know, you can always ask me what the fuck I'm talking about. I am more
than willing to share, and I don't mind taking a moment or three to explain.
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Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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║ │ maybe i should just work on my memoir... │ ║
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot
about and I can go back and see it for the first time.
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"what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
some pretty spicy kush
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@user-122
because you were born, and you grew!
what else would you ask a person to do?
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I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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on one hand, conversation to spark insight.
on the other, being connected to me.
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why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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