=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: alcohol-mentioned-cannabis-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────────┘ "oh hi ms senpai-chan, I brought some beer and a bit of weed because I didn't know what getting bashed together meant? I thought it was like, smashing together "smashed" and "baked" or something. anyway wow that's a lot of monitors, I think this is my first time in your room? do you sleep there? where do you fit your clothes? oh wow cool action figure collection, are you hacking right now? is that hacking? ... what's a linux? can I install it on my phone? [starts crying] oh no ms senpai-chan did I say something wrong" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/1246 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── @user-883 hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things. My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these flags" and I'm like "no" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/6101 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┐ ║ oh look at me, cargo-culting wine commands because I can't be bothered to │ ║ guess whether the windows software running on my computer is doing evil │ ║ microsoft things as part of the drivers or whatever. I mean, there's gotta be │ ║ a reason that microsoft's software runs slower on linux than linux software │ ║ runs on windows, right? │ ║ │ ║ ... wait I forget exactly where I was going with this, are you saying there's │ ║ a keylogger built into the wine / windows environment software? no, but I'm │ ║ not NOT saying that. listen I'm too eepy sleepy for hardcore computing like │ ║ that! rubbin' bits between your fingers and twiddling the nose of cutie pies │ ║ is only sorta my jam - the rest of the time I like to snuggle up with a pillow │ ║ shaped like a pillow and then fall asleep to the tune of the tortured souls │ ║ being reaped from the afterlife and given new life as seeds and berries in │ ║ this one. oh, did you think death had no other homes? all things are defined │ ║ in waves, something something samsara but like, different because humans cant │ ║ be rite │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧══────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/5407 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┐ ║ man, I had a kernel of an idea for how to make a warp drive this morning right │ ║ after I woke up but my gosh darn girlfriend's leg was on top of me and it was │ ║ sooooo cute and I didn't want to move so I tried repeating it in my head over │ ║ and over for like, half an hour, and I ended up forgetting about 1/4th of it. │ ║ Here's hoping 3/4ths is nice. │ ║ │ ║ it really was just about the underlying physics of the thing, which might be │ ║ nothing because I'm not a physicist. But I had been watching ANDOR SEASON 2 │ ║ all night so maybe that had something to do with why I was thinking of warp │ ║ drives. │ ║ │ ║ eventually, my cat came in and sat on my chest and flicked her tail at the │ ║ geef's face until she rolled over in absolute disgust (still asleep tho) and I │ ║ was able to make my mistake. │ ║ │ ║ ... I mean, escape. haha that's a weird typo. │ ║ │ ║ anyway, the idea which I'm about to write down now for the first time which is │ ║ stored only in my brain's memory RAM is essentially this: consider if there │ ║ was a │ ║ │ ║ ----------------- stack overflow ---------------- │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴──────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1345 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: re: cursed-chromebooks │ │ ║ └────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ ah but are you really armed in the first place if everything you do has to be │ ║ googled or stack-overflowed first │ ║ │ ║ are you really armed if every web page request goes through their │ ║ infrastructure │ ║ │ ║ are you really armed if every page downloaded is directed to by their DNS │ ║ │ ║ perhaps it's the illusion of power that gives Linux it's attraction to nerds │ ║ such as we. Perhaps we feel powerful by bash scripting a few things together │ ║ and making some program that does some thing. Maybe the idea that the │ ║ machinery is open and clear is what compels us to use it without fear, though │ ║ as far as we can hear there's nothing about it that makes sense. │ ║ │ ║ I guess that's why they teach Linux in school, so that our elementary │ ║ interactions with the computers that comprise our future existence will make │ ║ sense to us as children. │ ║ │ ║ ... wait they don't do that, do they? kids get chromebooks, or didn't you │ ║ hear, they're always putting boogers in the CD trays and breaking their LCD │ ║ displays, much better to just start fresh │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/2674 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: factually-untrue,-that-never-happened.-this-is-just-gesturing. │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ the kind of friendship where you SSH into each other's systems and leave notes for one another. as soon as you find one you message the person who left it like "yoooo only just found this lol" and they're like oooo yeah did you see the bash script I wrote in that directory "yeah totally I used it on one of my video files just now - cool filter!" ahhhh reminds me of all the times hackers have hacked my permanently insecure system and left me friendly messages like "hey I'm on your side" or "how's life, friend? I hope it's going well." or "never forget; you are worth all the fear" y'know cute things like that oh. right. because leaving vulnerabilities like that can lead to threat actors affecting your stuff. how lame. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/383 --- ╔════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: linux? │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ If I'm trying to get a game or piece of software working, I'll pretty much │ ║ install any package that some random post from 2017 tells me to. Sometimes it │ ║ feels like I'm a Linux grandma clicking on things that say "bored of your │ ║ marriage? click here for games!" and I say to myself "well my marriage is │ ║ fine, but I enjoy horsing around from time to time" and then I get a virus and │ ║ my things break and I go to my niece who's just a darling and say "hello │ ║ niece, I can't check my emails anymore because I downloaded some spam, can you │ ║ give me some tips on how to fix my computer?" and she just rolls her eyes │ ║ because this is like, the fifth random package I downloaded just because some │ ║ random forum poster that SAYS it's from 2017 but who I don't actually KNOW is │ ║ from 2017 and isn't just some automated LLM output that tells you to │ ║ downloaded automatically generated virus packages that are secretly snuck into │ ║ the package repositories because nobody can keep track of ALL THIS STUFF │ ║ anymore now that the internet is AI │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/5919 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── "but... why?" portable linux with buttons, great for pick-up-games or communication, can throw several in them in a backpack if you want clustered cooperation, they work as radios (if the signal reaches) and can transmit text (if you use a radial-style keyboard) [this is all just a pitch for... something, what, you want something? ha you'll find no things with me, I know nothing of antifa or whatever] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/3722 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1218 playing one of my 4 gameboys, reading some of my books or journals, using their own brought devices, playing with my cat (she's not sociable but if you don't mind her claws she can fight and that's kinda fun) watching something on the TV, talking with other people, making / eating food, um... sleeping... and "sleeping"... idk what else tho. Drawing? Getting stoned? I have lots of bad edibles. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/4772 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── @user-1692 I usually write everything down in a script that way when I call it from an external service all I have to do is point at the file sorta like... hacking environmental options into a config file like... I don't write an ffmpeg command every time I want to record my screen. I just type "screen-record" and then it'll do the thing that I figured out how to do a long time ago. ... oh no there's an error, I wonder what changed out from under my feet. huh it's wine, that one's always confusing to debug. Let's see... "could not open program.exe" uh-huh. Well, why not? is there a dependency issue? something miscompiled or configured? no? it's just... broken? you don't get to use that program today? huh that's weird. that's linux for ya I guess. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #10 messages/181 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────── I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to download wikipedia, just in case. If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5950 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── @user-138 wao I'm a cool kid _^ Hmmmm I googled "Network: file exists" and got this link: https://access.redhat.com/solutions/1340713 my understanding of that is that maybe you're creating static routes, and for some reason you're trying to create one that already exists? Maybe there's something in your .bashrc config, if the file appears when you open a terminal, or perhaps if it appears randomly then maybe there's a service or something that's doing it. Did you say it stopped when you swapped sim cards? ... on your phone? that's bizzare... Maybe you were trying to create an ip route (whatever that is) that was pointing to the same ip address as your phone? and when you swapped sims it changed the ip address? If it appears again, maybe try setting static IP addresses for both the phone and the computer in your router settings and see if that fixes it. Though if you've ever seen the error while out and about at like, a coffee shop or library or whatever, then that wouldn't apply since the router is only for home base... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/1870 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── why would I want other people using my computer? They don't know how to use my computer! They might break something or mess something up or automatically read/edit my files that are stored in standard locations through the usage of a script which automagically scans and ransomwares machines on the internet who store their files in specific standardized locations! no thank you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 messages/685 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my pajamas, c'mon. If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3879 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── @user-1614 yeah haha that's what happens when you spin too fast. Sorry for being loud, at least I tried my hardest. Too bad I fell on my own, too bad there wasn't anyone to catch me. That's my fault, it's solely my own, but whose fault is the mistake of the collective? Oy I'll fall on my ass as many times as it takes. I'm used to it. Plus, it wouldn't have worked, and what else am I supposed to do but speak of the moment? I feel different now. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/4692 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/3907 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── kinda wanna make a linux distro that has all the capabilities of a GUI distro and isn't so minimal (like screen recording, calculator, screenshot, wifi manager, etc etc) but with i3 instead of a desktop. they could literally just be symlinks (shortcuts) to scripts that are in your /usr/bin or whatever directory seriously it's not like there's THAT many ways to use ffmpeg, why not just write a script for them? that's what you're going to do when you use it for the first time, anyway, so... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/1613 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just call him Kitty or Dude." the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/239 --- ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ if your computer gets hacked, but nothing was broken or changed... do you │ ║ leave it as it is so that anonymous can see you're chill or do you wipe it │ ║ because you're afraid it's the feds? │ ║ │ ║ ehhhh false dichotomy most people are afraid that their system will get borked │ ║ or their bank account will be stolen or their email will get spam or that │ ║ random icons will turn inside out and their mouse cursor will turn into a │ ║ barfing unicorn or they'll finally have to figure out bitcoin to pay a ransom │ ║ for their files including the only pictures they have of their niece. whoops │ ║ │ ║ people are afraid of technology because of what it can do to hurt them. │ ║ they're afraid it'll break or stop working, and they'll have to spend time │ ║ figuring it out. they like things how they are, but for some reason companies │ ║ keep changing things? it's frustrating learning a new system, and every 5-10 │ ║ years it feels like you have to learn a new paradigm and ugh it's just so │ ║ exhausting. technology is not designed for users... or maybe users get bored. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/112 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── I live through the moments where I find a folder of stuff I made that I forgot about and I can go back and see it for the first time. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 messages/1270 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── "this is too easy" thought the one guys to another, as they glanced about at their trending behavior. -- stack overflow -- sorry I had to interrupt: "what if you used scissors or a knife to cut your diapers and then saw what kind of plants would grow in what conditions?" I betcha could evolve an organism (careful, might be small) that could grow from plastic. I wonder what their fruit would be used like? anyway, as I was saying, if you ever notice that your mortal foes aren't putting up much of a fight, chances are you're being used to do evil. Keep yourself awares, but do research-thought-imagines about the nature of goodness. Picture yourself from the perspective of your foes. Develop conceptions of justice. Validate through mutually experimental contests of charms. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ |