=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I will forgive anyone for anything. But if you break my heart again I will
 hate you forever. and if you hurt someone I care about I will fuck you up.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3809 ---
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 "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break
 your legs now."
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--- #2 fediverse/3150 ---
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 I fucking hate how games give dopamine
 
 they're so much more educational than that.
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--- #3 fediverse/2173 ---
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 bro I get that you're tired and burnt out but like, why the fuck do you care
 about anything else [oh shit cursing mentioned better put a content warning
 because people can't handle things]
 
 [I say this with affection because we're on the same side] [also it's rude,
 sorry]
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--- #4 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #5 fediverse/3982 ---
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 I am always trying to be helpful. at all times am I trying to teach. that can
 get real fuckin annoying sometimes.
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--- #6 fediverse/5942 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health-   │
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 I suck at everything I do T.T
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--- #7 fediverse/3427 ---
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 │ CW: re: death-of-a-family-member-mentioned │
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 I didn't even give him a chance.
 
 Not because I was afraid.
 
 no. it was worse.
 
 I didn't see him because I was busy.
 
 Fuck that.
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--- #8 fediverse/5907 ---
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 Please... if you deplatform people, send them with a parting gift of all their
 data. don't just delete it.
 
 "here ya go, here's your trash, now fuck off with it"
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--- #9 fediverse/2523 ---
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 I just want to stress that most people know more than me
 
 slept on my back. had a good dream. gonna shut the fuck up for a bit and see
 what ya'll get up to. ;) 😉
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--- #10 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #11 fediverse/6091 ---
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 me as a kid: "fuck you mom I'm not unloading the dishwasher it's my sister's
 turn"
 
 me now: what if I did your dishes for you uwu
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--- #12 fediverse/3289 ---
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 Fucking cursed autocorrect, changing words it thinks I shouldn't say. Fuck
 you, if it's in the dictionary don't fucking touch it.
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--- #13 messages/480 ---
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 Fucking cursed autocorrect, changing words it thinks I shouldn't say. Fuck
 you, if it's in the dictionary don't fucking touch it.
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--- #14 fediverse/3256 ---
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 humanity survives in the dark forest because all the information we create is
 fucking stupid
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--- #15 fediverse/2910 ---
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 anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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--- #16 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #17 fediverse/3104 ---
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 │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │
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 @user-1449 @user-1074 
 
 no. fuck no. trans people and black people stand in solidarity with one
 another. Fuck division.
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--- #18 fediverse/3496 ---
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 downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
 is a fucking fed -.-
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--- #19 fediverse/6437 ---
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 if I was writing a programming language, I'd name it C just to fuck with people
 
 (great, now others can decide how it's known)
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--- #20 fediverse/216 ---
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 if you spot an ambush about to strike, shut the fuck up and get in position.
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