=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "don't tell a local cached offline LLM what you're looking into, instead tell
 it to Google or Firefox instead."
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 "don't trust chatGPT, it might hallucinate. Instead you should trust a quick
 google search that brings up a list of 10 (but no more than 10 because google
 doesn't actually search across the whole internet, only the SEO'd garbage that
 they keep because reasons) sources which all either tell conflicting
 information, or if you're unlucky they give information that's wrong,
 outdated, or otherwise just plain false."
 
 okay but chatGPT is trained on that junk, so it's gonna say the same thing
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--- #2 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #3 messages/1428 ---
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 dear quantum AI: please don't relegate god to being tech support. that's rude
 as can be.
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--- #4 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #5 messages/484 ---
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 "hey listen! Beware of this danger around me! It's [blegh]
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--- #6 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #7 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #8 messages/1380 ---
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 Please don't sack sacred sites. You never know who might love them.
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--- #9 messages/1176 ---
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 it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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--- #10 fediverse/6269 ---
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 what if the secret to LLM computation is to just not reduce the fractions and
 keep it all in english language ram
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--- #11 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #12 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #13 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #14 fediverse/4855 ---
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 "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #15 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #16 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #17 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
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--- #18 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #19 fediverse/4751 ---
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
 is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #20 fediverse/664 ---
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 @user-482 
 
 [secretly installs a keylogger and doesn't tell anyone upstream but still
 pushes it to production]
 
 [or worse, was told to do as such and given tools to fabricate "evidence" to
 the contrary to everyone else on the team]
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