=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I wonder how many people think of Sheik as "that weird mummy girl from super
 smash bros"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5967 ---
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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--- #2 fediverse/6408 ---
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 I wonder how many people would get SRS to have a smaller penis
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--- #3 messages/1333 ---
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 ... how many people can say that
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--- #4 fediverse/3258 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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--- #5 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #6 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #7 fediverse/450 ---
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 @user-334 
 
 You wouldn't believe the amount of time I spend wondering if a particular typo
 was divinely inspired and actually super important or... if it was just a
 fat-finger and I accidentally pushed a button I didn't intend.
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--- #8 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #9 fediverse/6367 ---
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 what if: fediverse for people in submarines
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 @user-1074 
 
 I think anyone who is against circumcision would also be against those other
 things
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--- #11 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #12 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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 who do I want? the coolest people around.
 
 who do I want? everyone else.
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #15 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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 @user-1074 
 
 fediverse has a metamour? who is she, I never met her
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--- #17 fediverse/2101 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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--- #18 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #19 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #20 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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