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 you don't raise a plant on water.
 
 you raise a plant on nutrients, dissolved in water, which are seeped into
 their hair follicles.
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--- #1 fediverse/5075 ---
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 it's kinda rude to tell a plant that their species is in decline.
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--- #2 fediverse/1382 ---
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 @user-964 
 
 can I be a human with moss for hair, please?
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--- #3 fediverse/2476 ---
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 gardening is architecture.
 
 you cannot plant something that will grow without a bed, you know.
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--- #4 fediverse/2477 ---
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a tumblr post by a user named fieldlands  the post reads:  "i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth."  end post.
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--- #5 fediverse/1414 ---
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #6 messages/508 ---
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 I dreamt of vegetables, precious babies, and leaves bourne on their own wind.
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--- #7 fediverse/1160 ---
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 @user-869                                                                        │
 I'm not sure about roses, but like @user-870 Ms Johnson said the yellowing is    │
 probably a nutrient issue.                                                       │
 You say you re-potted them in soil after you got them? Have you tried using      │
 distilled water or rainwater? Sometimes the minerals added to tap water can      │
 harm plants.                                                                     │
 In addition, is there a drain in your pot? You said you were keeping it          │
 indoors, so probably not - if not I'd recommend finding a way to drain any       │
 excess water out - most plants prefer a large dose of water and then for the     │
 soil to dry out - if the soil is perpetually damp they can start to rot.         │
 Also, are there leaves on the roses you get? You can think of leaves like        │
 "solar panels" that power the "pumps" that pull the water up from the ground     │
 into the parts of the plant that needs it - not only are they only "on" when     │
 the sun hits them, but also if the store prunes them away to make them look      │
 nicer then there may be insufficient power to pull enough water up.              │
 I hope you figure it out, flowers are beautiful and roses are lovely.            │
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--- #8 fediverse/585 ---
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 yggdrasil grows out, not up.
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 when a plant becomes diseased, it's important to prune.
 
 when a body becomes wounded, it's important to heal.
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--- #10 bluesky#40 ---
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 you don't prevent a cataclysm by sleeping through it.
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 I want stability. I want roots.
 
 At least my country isn't being bombed.
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--- #12 fediverse/3951 ---
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 "... and this is moss, our pile of soil. He's really cool, if you feed him
 seeds and take care of his needs, then sometimes a couple months later he
 spits out food. It's awesome. Plus you can throw away your trash there and
 it'll just break it down whatever."
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--- #13 messages/124 ---
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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--- #14 fediverse/3725 ---
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 the earth doesn't know how big she is, and everytime you carry a seed across
 state lines she learns a bit more about her surface.
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #16 bluesky#16 ---
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 it's there, under your hair, right over there, you left it where? place it
 next with care.
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--- #17 messages/367 ---
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 Stars are just as natural as plants.
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--- #18 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #19 fediverse/5083 ---
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 you don't pray to gospel.
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 You know how cream of mushroom soup is hardly ever eaten as soup? Find your
 own tricks like that.
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