=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 @user-1074 
 
 alternatively, "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
 
 brb taking a nap
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-470 
 
 sorry, I'll go to sleep now : )
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--- #2 fediverse/114 ---
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 made this, now I'm sleepy, goodnight
garth was born at the age of 25. he came from his mother's womb wielding a club, and he beat the men who came to kill her. Unfortunately though, they succeeded, and so began the single moment when garth has ever lose ed. garth was walking down the forest path one day, when a man came upon him. garth killed him. then another man came, and garth slew him as well. there was a tuff and a scruffle, and garth came out of it on top. garth once fought a boar, a rabbit, and a coccoon at the same time. he defeated them all through sheer patience and determination, and from it he took a tusk, a tooth, and a shattered glass of wine. garth came to a dungeon, and within it he found a treasure. he brought it to his elders, and they gave him a pat on the back. garth wanted more pats, so he searched and searched for treasure and always found it. because he was doing the right thing, and treasure wants to be found by those who would do good with it. I'm sure you don't know this, but once garth fought a dragon. they crashed through the skies and littered the fields of their home with the broken and crashed symbols of their own. garth defeated the dragon when one of it's claws broke, thus giving him the advantage. he took from that fight a shield of dragonscale, and a tabard made out of some cloth. there are more stories of garth that won't fit in this description box. 
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--- #3 fediverse/2313 ---
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #4 fediverse/3707 ---
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 phew I'm tired of productivity, gonna play a game and fall asleep ^_^
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--- #5 fediverse/5485 ---
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 why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also
 sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams.
 /shrug
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--- #6 fediverse/2629 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 oh y'know just sleeping until I see something I can do.
 
 I am not afraid, now or ever, but I am sleepy.
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--- #7 fediverse/2272 ---
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 They say that the most natural sleep schedule for humans is taking a bunch of
 tiny naps during the day, and ngl I think I kinda get why.
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--- #8 messages/633 ---
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 Rest.
 Sleep.
 Heal.
 Recover.
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--- #9 fediverse/3856 ---
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 I'm tired of working as hard as I can and still ending up wrong
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--- #10 fediverse/116 ---
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 @user-95 didn't work, I think I'm too tired
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #11 messages/656 ---
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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--- #12 fediverse/2496 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 if sleep won't come I'll write down the thoughts that are keeping me up. that
 usually makes it easier.
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 @user-1221 @user-1074 
 
 That. Will. Not. Help.
 
 You are asleep still.
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--- #14 messages/146 ---
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #15 fediverse/5606 ---
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 I pulled 3 almost-all-nighters in the past week or so. I gotta sleep more.
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--- #16 fediverse/4279 ---
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 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #17 fediverse/4280 ---
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I am brave with what I say but fearful with what I do 
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--- #18 fediverse/6452 ---
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 goodnight ...zzzZZZzzz...
 
 don't push when sleep
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 @user-95 i'm too sleepy to comprehend roko's cobra so I'm going to try again
 tomorrow
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--- #20 fediverse/3003 ---
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 phew glad that's over. I'm going to sleep. sorry ya'll for talking so loudly.
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