=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 what if the Star Wars galaxy legitimately just has a handful of planets and
 all the other matter in the galaxy is stars, black holes, and gaseous balls of
 dust and smoke
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3215 ---
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 tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
 
 can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
 signals to-and-fro?
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--- #2 messages/1166 ---
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 A black hole's event horizon is just when the matter "broke through" to the
 other dimension and now light can't escape because the surface is in shadow.
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--- #3 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
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  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #5 fediverse/2900 ---
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 what if all the AI advancements they're doing are just them building more
 hardware infrastructure in datacenters and not actually improving the software
 that much
wouldn't that be neat I think it would because it means once they collapse under the weight of their own ambitions that hardware's gotta go somewhere and knowing them they're probably going to ship it to south-east asia to be "recycled" (read: burnt with the metals salvaged) instead of selling them second hand because you know they can't really justify the business expense of selling stuff like that and besides what if some driver or something on the firmware was proprietary do you really want to pay techs to wipe every single thing off of them and plus who's gonna categorize and sort them according to their form and function that's just extra payroll and listen the company's not doing so hot anyway I mean we're literally shutting down but yeah sure we'll find a way to justify spending all that non-existent dosh so some hippies can feel better with their servers they didn't build or justify with their profit-producing capitalist enterprise that we've built with our own two hands well really the hands of everyone else but like, they're not actually doing the building the REAL work of course happens in board rooms like this one where we spend MINUTES and HOURS sometimes discussing how to get things in order and aligned to both of our goals because that's the REAL work that has to happen in order for stuff to get done, you know it's true yeah I thought so anyway what are you doing after this meeting wanna get lunch it's almost quitting time at 2pm
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--- #6 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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--- #7 fediverse/1733 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 eye of the dark hole
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--- #8 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #9 fediverse/6032 ---
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 what if we built all our houses to have space for a room to the outside
 
 invisible walls, yet open floorplans
 
 suddenly don't get lost in the mall
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--- #10 fediverse/6134 ---
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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--- #11 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #12 fediverse/3715 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 I see flossing teeth
 
 I see thongs in a butt
 
 I see a gravity well with a pinprick of a singularity
 
 I see the Mandelbrot set being caressed by inter-spatial wind
 
 I bet if I stared a bit longer I'd see more
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--- #13 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #14 fediverse/2045 ---
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 what if we taxed every ounce of resource that companies wasted
 
 (maybe with a multiplier for the current relative value of the substance -
 diamonds are more valuable than apples per pound)
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #16 fediverse/2331 ---
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 @user-1230 @user-1007 
 
 what the, all I see are ⭐
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--- #17 fediverse/5933 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the darkness
 how resplendent
 would be incomplete
 without that present
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--- #18 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #19 fediverse/796 ---
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 @user-588 
 
 this just implies that bigfoot has a similar habitat to black bears.
 CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION something something
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--- #20 messages/763 ---
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 what if the reason god doesn't intervene is because all of their powers are
 warcrimes
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--- #21 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #22 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #23 fediverse/1777 ---
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #24 fediverse/110 ---
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 @user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
 wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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--- #25 fediverse/4692 ---
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 what's that? a bunch of houses burnt down in california? what if we built a
 couple warehouses and stored all our trans girls in bunkbeds there, with rooms
 for LAN parties and snuggle parties in rooms full of stuffed buddies plushies
 with massive kitchens and sad ballpits where you can go to vent your feelings
 by writing on a ball with a sharpie and then when someone else is feeling sad
 they can come and read the balls and maybe feel something
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--- #26 fediverse/2611 ---
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #27 fediverse/5872 ---
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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--- #28 messages/1229 ---
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 What if we just banished people who broke the rules? Then nobody would rarely
 get hurt. [do they take care of them elsewhere?]
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--- #29 fediverse/171 ---
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 unless of course you're a higher dimensional being, in which case it'd be
 read-only. unless your dimensions intersect with our own, in which case it'd
 be read/write.
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--- #30 fediverse/4111 ---
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 @user-1636 
 
 ... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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--- #31 fediverse/5509 ---
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 what if instead of doing anything worthful I got high and posted invisible
 secrets on the internagram
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--- #32 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #33 fediverse/105 ---
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 has anyone ever done drugs in space?
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--- #34 messages/968 ---
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 what if you painted every house twice, to ensure you got the color completely
 applied [ bright green or yellow would shine through in little spots, clear
 and obvious to even the most undiscerning of patrons of the arts
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--- #35 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #36 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #37 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #38 fediverse/1081 ---
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 the Force in Star Wars isn't a magical force, it's a spiritual one.
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--- #39 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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 I bet if Cascadia secedes then maybe the bad guys will send their brown people
 to us. The more the better, I say!
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--- #42 fediverse/5988 ---
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 but I like moonmen T.T
 
 what if the ISS was untethered
 
 "send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
 that extra oomph!"
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 @user-1443 
 
 they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
 
 which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
 
 there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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--- #44 fediverse/4286 ---
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 @user-1652 
 
 the last couple chapters of this short story I wrote are kinda cosmic horror-y
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/w7/table-of-contents
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--- #45 fediverse/5352 ---
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 what if we just went to nazi bars and fucked them up with crowbars until they
 were collectively forgotten
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--- #46 fediverse/4077 ---
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 what if I bit this piece of glass so hard that it shattered in my mouth
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--- #47 fediverse/3817 ---
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 hey, anyone wanna build the matrix with me? minus the human CPUs of course.
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--- #48 messages/1167 ---
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 I wonder if you made a laser 1/3rd of a light-year wide and pointed it at a
 black hole, would you see a reflection?
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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 if we had a universal basic income then we could pay each other to solve our
 problems and they just can't have that.
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--- #51 fediverse/5079 ---
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 what if you boosted everything when someone liked it [when someone liked your
 post] and if they boost it then you read the first couple posts on their
 paragraph, just to say "hey" in return
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--- #52 fediverse/6360 ---
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 @user-1623 
 
 here's a star: ⭐ 
 
 may good fortune find you
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--- #53 messages/929 ---
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 {[booooo that writing stinks, the writers of the first few lines were better]}
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--- #54 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #55 messages/901 ---
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 If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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--- #56 fediverse/3927 ---
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 okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
 seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
 thing
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 Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
 
 it's a tree
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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 okay what if we bio-engineered a shield that would grow around your nuts
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--- #60 messages/132 ---
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 Man, who has the audacity to look at the breadth of the universe and say "is
 that all?"
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--- #61 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #62 fediverse/144 ---
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 @user-122 have you ever seen Adventure Time? It's sublime. : ) : ) : )
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--- #63 fediverse/4105 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 it's in space, duh
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--- #64 fediverse/6333 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people gasoline for their c~
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--- #65 fediverse/6331 ---
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 what if we bought homeless people motorcycles
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--- #66 messages/400 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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--- #67 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #68 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #69 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #70 fediverse/1125 ---
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 @user-838 
 
 x2 scales exponentially but it will never equal 3 (using integer values of x
 of course)
 
 perhaps the force can do things that make the destruction of a planet seem...
 childish and arbitrary
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--- #71 fediverse/4281 ---
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 @user-1649 
 
 or what their "stars" mean when they like your post - I heard that some
 mastodon instances lets you react with an emoji, but for me it's just stars T.T
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--- #72 fediverse/4913 ---
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 pyrite is gold to a fool, but 
 pyrite is not foolish
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--- #73 fediverse/1579 ---
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 fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
 permanently revoke their ways
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--- #74 fediverse/3649 ---
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 double tapping the star button because I want them to know I appreciate them
 but I don't want to clog up my "pinned for all time" section of this neat
 little website
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--- #75 fediverse/2907 ---
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 we should put a big ass-mirror in space so nerds with telescopes can take
 earth-selfies
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--- #76 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #77 fediverse/5124 ---
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 │ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #78 fediverse/3320 ---
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 Infinity is not the highest number.
 
 Infinity is not any number of numbers.
 
 Infinity is all of the numbers in one sigil.
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--- #79 fediverse/6374 ---
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 what if a paladin got high with me, do you think we'd reinvent morality?
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--- #80 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #81 fediverse/5176 ---
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 │ CW: cursed-post      │
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 what if corporations gave better quality products to people who clicked
 through their advertisement
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--- #82 fediverse/1104 ---
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 @user-812 
 
 Super Mario 64?!? Scarry! D: D:
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--- #83 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #84 fediverse/1300 ---
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #85 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #86 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #87 fediverse/2776 ---
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 │ CW: re: us politics  │
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #88 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #89 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #90 fediverse/771 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 yeeeesh that sounds like a hornets nest. impossible to untangle, like a rats
 nest! I prefer my homes like a robin's nest, neat, orderly, and made to design.
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--- #91 fediverse/5582 ---
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 why do adult babies like to live in space?
 
 because then they can be picked up and moved around easier. All you need is a
 push, no matter how hard, and you can build up inertia.
 
 plus, astronauts use diapers I heard.
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--- #92 messages/740 ---
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 had a dream that we gamified all work and then put them into one single
 mega-game so whenever you wanted you could work on an arbitrary project and it
 would spin up a new game and take your inputs and use them to accomplish
 whatever was happening
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--- #93 messages/367 ---
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 Stars are just as natural as plants.
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--- #94 fediverse/2379 ---
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 │ CW: uspol            │
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 they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
 revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #95 bluesky#8 ---
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 what if the *one ring* was a flash drive
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--- #96 fediverse/3245 ---
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 │ CW: silly-conspiracy │
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 "what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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--- #97 fediverse/541 ---
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 @user-216
 
 this is what Earth looks like to the sun
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--- #98 fediverse/6263 ---
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 gryphons are bears with beaks and bird arms
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--- #99 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #100 fediverse/5086 ---
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 nobody could have expected rogue trickster spirits operating in the pacific
 northwest, but hey here we are.
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--- #101 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #102 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #103 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #104 fediverse/5588 ---
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 did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good
 at meditating?
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--- #105 fediverse/589 ---
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 @user-440 
 
 please please please please please please please please please please please
 please
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--- #106 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #107 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #108 fediverse/417 ---
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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--- #109 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #110 fediverse/4900 ---
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 if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your
 code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all
 at once
 
 [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged]
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--- #111 fediverse/347 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #112 fediverse/3388 ---
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 what if they made grass only able to be cut with horizontal strikes and pots
 only able to be smashed with vertical
 
 to encourage the player to learn the difference
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--- #113 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #114 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #115 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #116 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #117 fediverse/19 ---
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #118 fediverse/1414 ---
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 │ CW: cursed-strange-weird-gardening-tip │
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 they say that slugs don't like salt because they turn into pickles
 
 of course that's not true, cucumbers turn into slugs when fed a diet of leaves
 and cucumbers
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--- #119 fediverse/135 ---
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 │ CW: re: algorithms and primed │
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #120 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
 about
 them
 .
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--- #121 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #122 fediverse/3875 ---
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 @user-1611 
 
 all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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--- #123 fediverse/5549 ---
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 they be like "hey remember the end of Cabin in the Woods where it's like "hey
 what if we ignored the ancient prophecies and allowed dark gods to run free
 through our realm in exchange for not sacrificing a fragment of our cultural
 soul that can never be reclaimed, let us simply flip the board and fight those
 evil masters on our own terms" energy is all up in the vibes of this part of
 spacetime"
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--- #124 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #125 messages/97 ---
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 Would you prefer the world went on turning, with or without you?
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--- #126 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #127 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #128 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #129 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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--- #130 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #131 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #132 messages/1163 ---
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 why are we wasting our skyscrapers on offices? we have those at home! we could
 do so much more with our open floor plans. there could be ports on the side
 for drones to enter and leave. suddenly, factory forest trees.
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--- #133 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #134 fediverse/6224 ---
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 │ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
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 @user-1912 
 
 cannabis :blobcatwitch:
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--- #135 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Be the cringe you want to see in the world.                                 
  
                                                            
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--- #136 fediverse/3917 ---
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 │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │
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 people who don't play games are fucked in the afterlife, just sayin'
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--- #137 fediverse/5185 ---
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 frankly it makes a ton of sense to me that computer programmers would have a
 game playing in the monitor. Gotta keep those brains active after all.
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--- #138 fediverse/4297 ---
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 @user-1605 
 
 yeh it should just be @user-1657 or possibly RitzMenardi or something like that
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--- #139 messages/578 ---
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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--- #140 fediverse/3266 ---
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 how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
 are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
 html?
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--- #141 fediverse/4954 ---
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 what if I never posted again
 
 "yep, then there'll be nevermore stack overflow"
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--- #142 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #143 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #144 fediverse/6141 ---
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 fediverse software that downloads every post you've ever seen to your hard
 drive in an easy-to-read text file so you can go back and look at it later
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--- #145 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #146 fediverse/988 ---
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 4/20
14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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--- #147 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #148 fediverse/4697 ---
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 I want to pee in your pants and throw javelins at visions of bad guys while
 climbing on boulders and gazing to the horizon
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--- #149 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #150 fediverse/2614 ---
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 literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength.
 
 or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about
 the things you share.
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--- #151 fediverse/5261 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #153 messages/166 ---
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 What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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 I wish I could buy some locally native spiders on the internet to live in my
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--- #155 fediverse/4108 ---
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 what if you could make multiple mastodon accounts in the UI and sort your
 followers into bins that corresponded to which account you wanted to see and
 switch between with the push of a button
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--- #156 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #157 messages/935 ---
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 wow what if we could get it working
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--- #158 messages/957 ---
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 What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
 anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
 anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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--- #159 fediverse/920 ---
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 bring back savory teas, where did they go
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--- #160 fediverse/4789 ---
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 what if there was a bank or credit union or something which created a randomly
 generated credit card number for you every time you made a purchase? and
 randomized your account number too, just in-case they're forced to display
 their records. would be cool.
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--- #161 fediverse/167 ---
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 @user-150 leave it dusty. if you're concerned, throw a can of compressed air
 at it and see what you can get done.
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--- #162 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 what if we put all the nukes in a big pile and launched them into space
 
 (nuclear themed asteroid showers?) njot ideal
 
 plus they could just build more in sectret.
 
 okay, so... we made these things, and they're really hard to get rid of. we've
 been able to dissasemble at least one per year, but there's... so many...
 they're really far too conceptually simple to build. it's not right. such
 destructive power should be wielded with might, not for it.
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--- #164 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #165 fediverse/2906 ---
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #166 fediverse/4904 ---
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 @user-1751 
 
 proportion ally, there are more.
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--- #167 fediverse/1879 ---
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 interesting times in peaceful times: 😎 
 
 interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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--- #168 fediverse/3431 ---
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 about to download "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) to see what all the fuss is about
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--- #169 fediverse/292 ---
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 normalize majestic tapestries under thicc planes of glass instead of carpet
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #171 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #172 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #173 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #174 fediverse/6296 ---
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 @user-1918 
 
 I can't wait to see a timelapse! The universe is gorgeous, and the fact that
 we can see this is beyond amazing!
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--- #175 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #176 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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--- #177 messages/521 ---
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 War doesn't care if you use guns or swords or words or waves. War is conflict,
 conflict is motion, and you are in the eye of the storm.
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 🖼
I can't describe it, I'm sorry. It's too long. Ask someone to copy / paste it to you so you can read it in your own way.  It's a picture of a fediverse post where I go on a long rant. However it's far too long to post in one post, it goes several thousand characters over! In addition, there are notes added on the side from the assumed creator of the document, titled: stay-with-me.png  Here are some samples:
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--- #179 fediverse/4132 ---
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 [previous poster was slain by palpatine's assasins]
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--- #180 fediverse/3615 ---
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 code is useless
 
 the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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--- #181 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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 @user-921 
 
 where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
 about
 
 ... are you talking about me
 
 [silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #183 fediverse/1530 ---
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 made a video about ghost ninjas
 
 https://youtu.be/WQ3nQqR40Ac
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--- #184 fediverse/6175 ---
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #185 messages/552 ---
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 There is no past, only history 
 There is no future, only planning 
 
 Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep
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 when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
 to just... use it.
 
 ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
 
 I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #187 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
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--- #188 fediverse/959 ---
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 @user-233 
 
 they were betting on selling us spaceflight and advertisements, but wouldn't
 you know it most of us cared more for food and water
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--- #189 fediverse/2295 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 can echo into a file if nothing else, though that's quite a big hassle =P
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--- #190 fediverse_boost/5625 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Tihi :blobcatgiggle:                                                        
                                                                              
  How the tables have turned! :blobcatangel:                                  
  
                                                            
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--- #191 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #192 fediverse/5184 ---
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 what if we made vitamin cheetos
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--- #193 fediverse/3617 ---
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 true. what do you want to do with all those bits, hmmm?
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--- #194 messages/145 ---
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 Any political or moral philosophy is useless until tested against both good
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #196 fediverse/4950 ---
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 have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT??
 
 I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is
 possession time. woohoo.
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--- #197 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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 honestly we should be building cities in the most boring locations, not the
 most beautiful.
 
 like below the crust.
 
 or space.
 
 the surface is a pleasuredome, why waste it on scrubland and turf?
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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