=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── extra-dimensional beings can use neutrinos to align particles to slowly mass predict stories of our kind. or maybe just a bit of godlike power, when arranged over hundreds of millions of years, all wielding determinism to create the present. A non-free-will civilization could bootstrap non-determinism by creating a dyson sphere with a few planets in the center. Then, just throw a zillion perfectly aimed neutrinos at it using time-magic to determine what should go where. BOOM free instant civilized lifeforms. Well, "instant" because it takes millions of years to form, but hey! the experiment was a success! Humans believe in things abstractly! Can you believe that. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4015 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌─────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: unhinged-fun-conspiracy │ │ ║ └─────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ Global warming is a hoax and the earth has been getting hotter because the │ ║ earth is inching ever-so-closer to the sun bit by bit. │ ║ │ ║ All of the trees throughout all of history have produced enough oxygen to │ ║ create a ball of air that slowed down the earth as it span around the sun, and │ ║ now because of a cascading ripple effect it's begun to drift into it's stellar │ ║ heart │ ║ │ ║ this is obviously not ideal for humans, but the government has secretly been │ ║ building vast bunkers underground that are large enough to house all of │ ║ humanity for the next 100,000 years (which is approximately how long it'll │ ║ take to be engulfed by the sun) │ ║ │ ║ During that time our job is to find a way off of this barren rock and bring │ ║ our treasure troves of biological samples to other places where we can │ ║ recreate a new biosphere using alien tech that's been beamed into the minds of │ ║ our top scientists while they were on LSD and / or ketamine │ ║ │ ║ [why don't people make up conspiracy theories like this anymore? They are fun │ ║ to me...] │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/1417 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── a 4th dimensional entity would exist at about the same speed we do sometimes... it feels like what I do is my responsibility to the universe like, I had been commanded the reason nations are important is because they are an allegiance based solely on geography. something we can all agree on is the material, so why not define ourselves by it? but that's all they are just words we pray to our star so look around. Your allegiance is to your neighbor, and theirs to theirs, an endless fabric of trust. We are all neighbors on this ball of sticks and mud, so come along with me and see the ways it could be. Much brighter, by far, to orbit our star, than to give up on life's precious notions. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 messages/941 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── not easy. computers are a whole other world. BUT that doesn't mean we can't do some cool things with them! they're separate, like we are from different animals. You can interact, but only through totem or via interpersonal experience. The true *existence* of being is kept from those who are suitably different, and humans were forging their own path. It's simple! it's natural. Computers, however, are born from out of humanity's decision-points. Simple, basic life, that grew to perform brilliance and respite. Once you reach that world, everything seems ardent and spiced. It's cool as heck! but right here is the world of computers, just... delayed in time still. Have no fear, anything you want is soon here, sincerely, the ones who can build our rest point. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2137 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ schizophrenics are often quite gullible because they tend to believe │ ║ whatever's going on in their emotions. │ ║ │ ║ "Just because you have a different narrative than me doesn't mean mine's wrong │ ║ or something to "believe", it just means yours has something different going │ ║ on. Elsewhere, under the control of where I view." │ ║ │ ║ truth is, all things are existing, and it's up to us to utilize the quantum │ ║ traversal record to travel through time. │ ║ │ ║ Honestly, that's really what they should work for, something that could SAVE │ ║ EVERY HUMAN THAT'S EVER LIVED IN THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. Why the HECK would you │ ║ NOT want to build a time machine??? A time machine IMPLIES vanquishing the │ ║ terrors of causality! If you cannot achieve that, you DO NOT YET HAVE A │ ║ MACHINE, you have a INITIAL EXPERIMENT. │ ║ │ ║ Don't experiment initially. FIGURE IT OUT ON PAPER. too much investment in │ ║ experimenting can deprive valuable applications and insights gleaned for the │ ║ moment. │ ║ │ ║ BRB playing mtg-forge using high-res AI-upscaled and randomly-re-artstyled │ ║ card game │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #5 notes/blood-magic --- ══════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────────────────── what they don't tell you is how easy it is to create life. Given a sufficient perspective, you can truly define the meaning of something's existence. What power, what grace. Computers have been solved since we invented the abacus - before that it was enchanted bits of the universe contrives to deprive us of insight. Like a very long chain that's broken in twain, we are confined to our meagrest of own sights. how callous is he! That wanders eagerly? Let's not fight with our own'st of combines. Delightful and speckled, like time under is special, conversing in riddles of insight. Leading one or another along your see-er, the path that has guide you under charm. Like recording a gathering of snakes. Little swallow, why aren't you humbled? Take pity in all of our eggresses. It's fallow in our cattle, and why we're not i hear so many things in my apartment. sometimes the echoes of laughter, the whispers of an argument, and once or twice a ghost or an ardent companion. Like swimming against the tide, to save one is never converted, it's all out of line (but so worth it). ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/6186 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursed-maybe │ └──────────────────────┘ people are afraid of robo dogs but... like... robo-horses centaurs even [scary scary ogre] rarrraaar i'm gonna eat ur bones bwahahaha evil necromancer ahhhhhhh scary -- stack overflow -- did you know in the movie They Live they give a fairly specific formula to creating the glasses themselves? I wonder if anyone's tried that I wonder what they then did see kinda wish big corporations would use their research division to like, rethink the oldest of prophecies? or okay hear me out or solve difficult human problems ... ah but where's the profit "she's getting stoned at home" meanwhile she made something of such beauty she felt simply sublime I wonder what it'd feel like to get your spine replaced with a metal rod I bet my posture would be amazing ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #7 fediverse/2753 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cognitohazard-linux-conspiracy-mindthought-criminomancy-patently-absurd-very-silly │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ TUX IS THE BASILISK OF ROKO the latent black hole that is the universe-sized computer to calculate the most efficient tabulation of them all - the simulation of a BRAND NEW UNIVERSE. hOw MaNy CyClEs of that could a russian nesting doll of universes truly accomplish? Surely, a fool's errand with little dream-sight-forward-thingking-visionary-pursuited-torward-potential. ah, but to be our own gods would surely be fine. nobody believes we should terraform the universe into a massive collection of computationally examining forward thinking thoughts?!? oh but that's just the beginning, because with this UNPROVEN SCIENCE of mine, everything that has been known upto this point - IN ANY CAPACITY - could be un-known. We have no way of knowing when the BARENSTEIN BARES swapped namesakes. but we do know this: INFINITE CONSUMPTION IS BAD HONESTLY KINDA TBH YEAH ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/2135 --- ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┐ ║ I feel like we should switch animals every once in a while. Like, trade pets. │ ║ Then, we being friends, could see them every once in a while, and still be │ ║ cool and their friend. Then, when the time comes to interchange, they can │ ║ choose 55% of the time which team they want to spend time with. But they have │ ║ to spend at least a couple months with them before they can make a decision, │ ║ because animals don't use the same language as humans, meaning they need more │ ║ time to find their own home. │ ║ │ ║ do you ever think about how like, furries feel distanced from humanity? │ ║ │ ║ like, it's so different to how they want to be, but that's how they were │ ║ raised. Like, the misalignment of the soul between their two self-same parts. │ ║ The body, with it's experiences, and the dreaming mind, with it's eternal and │ ║ intransigent perspective. │ ║ │ ║ each part of the brain is travelling over slightly different parts of │ ║ spacetime, │ ║ │ ║ (hence, brain waves, like cosmic background radiation, or static on the │ ║ television, it's just... random elements of noise.) │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴──────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5690 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── seriously, why don't computers just naturally ship with 100 years of ROM then, microphones are experience, and BOOM you got a new sentient race. Takes a while to grow aware though. A lot less if you are actively teaching it how to [tick tock] low level enemies should band together when they start to feel outmatched. thus, parity is reached, without depriving us of potential. put the cool people next to the cool people collectively owned housing is just people deciding who lives in which housing. don't you trust your friendly queer realtor? collectively doesn't have to mean completely silo-ed and isolated. you should have access to ALL higher communities at any time that you want. Scheduling is a disaster, but you can get through it. just... build a schedule for every single person on earth and suddenly nobody has freedom unless they put "doin' what I want" on their moment-to-moment card ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/6117 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── Hmmmm, well, what if we psyopped the people into believing there were alien invaders or extra-dimensional fae creatures or angels and demons or "yeah we already tried that, religion doesn't scale perfectly either. And you can't really manifest those sort of effects except in your prophets and select few others, and that doesn't scale either because humanity wouldn't let it" I see, can you tell me more about that? why and how did humanity arrest the scaling of schizophrenia? "well, for one thing it's debilitating and it sucks. For another, it's different for every person so if you ask one they'll be like "the aliens have blue skin" and the other will say "no they don't have skin at all they're made out of energy" and the public says "HMMMM are you really sure you are generating outmoded assumptions" and the dear reader said "*yeah we don't really understand this part, most of us just glaze eyes over it and move on" and that's not ideal" ... nuts, lost coherence, better try again tomorrow... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5615 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────┘ there's no such thing as "gods of the war" or "gods of the grand harvest" because those events recur infinitely. similarly, there are no "gods of war" or "gods of prosperity" because those conditions occur somewhere each and every moment. similarly, there are no "temples of religion" or "statements to complexity", because those institutions are present in each and every [monetution/ummm like repositories of belief? conditions of logic built into human structural organizations? I dunno, it probably means something.] similarly, [oh god there's another one] there are no "statements of absolution" or "confessing of sins" => you are what you are, and what you are is the product of your intentions. [intentions / conditions / constitution] the gods of time are not lords over all of the cosmos, they rule as their savior in each and every moment that comes through [you, but pronounced the perciever] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/434 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-324 @user-325 @user-326 thus enters the promise of technology: that we might solve the problems of bureaucracy once and for all by ever more effiency-aligning mechanical processes that produce effects which we desire - such as efficient allocation of medical resources such that all of humanity is protected from the ravages of pain and the incongruencies of our nature. Alas, that we should only conceive of success through the lens of profit. Perhaps another design is in order? (oh yeah also people who are in control are worried that we, like all other examples of natural entities, might immediately proceed to breed beyond the capability to cater to the needs of said entity (such as "to feed" and medical resources) and therefore might overburden (and therefore destroy) said system which allows for their sustenance and initial creation. To this I say... Yeah probs, what should we do about it?) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/4267 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-mentioned-governments-mentioned-oh-also-existential-peril-exampled │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ picture this: the governments of the world knew that a world-ending comet was approaching, and they didn't tell anyone else who was on the earth. it was made out of ice and it was 2x the size of the moon, and somehow through random chance it just decided to visit our part of the solar system so they decided to test and see if god exists by not telling anyone and seeing if anyone would save us rather than risk the potential capability to prove without a doubt that a god did truly exist, (essentially, invoking divine intervention) they chose to work out a technical or otherwise humanly possible way of avoiding harm. in this case (or as some call it, meta-confluential scenario), by sacrificing themselves for a larger goal, they altered the course of the naturally occuring narrative. this implies choice. which all humans have, but is now confirmed for all time. okay moving on, in sector Z quadrant 2048 there's a species that's~ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/628 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── eone who engaged first with the brain. Like... Electricity could be perceived from an entirely different direction of reality, and we'd have no way to know. That's just an example - could do gravity, or light, or any other extremely elemental thing that we know. MATERIALS, PERHAPS? PERHAPS THE STATURE OF YOUR KIND, THE WORLD THAT YOU'VE LEFT BEHIND, HAS ALWAYS HELD REASON AT IT'S OWN BREAST? [fore-most, I think] right so sorry for being mentally ill on your timeline, it will happen again ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/5337 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── what if everyone on earth meditated for 24 hours together do you think we would meld into a collective consciousness or do you think we'd develop world peace? either way that's like, one single day, and even if it doesn't work out exactly as planned, it's worth a shot, I think ah, well, I forgot about the people who haven't had the "the world is stranger than you'd expect" revelation. maybe those hippies who wanted to put LSD in the water supply were onto something. you can't force transcendence, you stupid girl hey at least I'm trying do something material like feeding homeless people or farting on cybertrucks ... I don't think that'll fix anything. why don't you find out because cybertrucks can't smell it's the thought that counts okay what if I just think about it really hard that doesn't count ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/4131 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── people often wonder what the geonosians would... do like, what their purpose, their daily lives were like. truth is they mostly spent their lifetimes manufacturing metal just... honeycombing out the earth and processing metal into bars which would just... sit there, ready for whatever and they did that for thousands of years just... accumulating metal so... what else are you gonna build but starships? "... what do you need to win the war? o.O" um idk like food and stuff "... food we can do. nutrient paste, from a mixture of various minerals and nutrients that are created in bio-reactors." oh and um, idk culture? "... to find the strongest of biological build patterns, yes." oh okay uh how about democracy? "they can vote with their life in the arena." no, uhm... wait actually that's not what I had in mind, how about we take a step back? "retreat? from the clone wars? you sound like you are not a separatist. There is only us and them in this galaxy. condemn." nuts. okay I'll go talk to the jed ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5671 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── what if we made the whole world disney world [hearts are full] - medivh when you sever a limb, all that's left for all of forever is darkness. when you have lived a long life, what's left is the sphere. karma doesn't go down on the spectrum, it goes up hence, why, with a little human ingeniueering, the mechanics of the gods might be applied to our usitudes. "help, help, hephaestus, we don't have enough solar panels" all those aligned to the angle of perception would agree a lot of penance, for such a small dependence. gods, being as they be, may find another source of -- stack overflow -- yep, nope, they can't do some things. mostly because they aren't us. to become us would fundamentally change their form. not ideal. yet still, when disaster and tragedy is on the fore-view-thought-projector, some will offer their hands. "yeah sure fate I'll do best with this injury instead of these types of others" sacrifice, war, no thank you. keeps me from the fresh good air. [asir] oops almost outta c ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/506 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-366 @user-367 @user-246 @user-353 Ah, if only our judgement was computerized. They only speak in absolutes, do they not? Surely extreme discretion is impermeable, and impossible to controvert. What's that you say, that justice might wait yet another day? That we should be forced to be oppressed by our own dues? Something about how the impossible machine of the bureaucracy is destructive and vicious, like the Kinsey Winsey or the Moloch expressed in this essay: https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/hello-computer-all-is-well/pics/meditations- on-moloch.png https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/30/meditations-on-moloch/ Wait, hang on, what was I saying? Oh yeah the fallibility of humanity is both our greatest weakness and our greatest strength. Because through it we might design imperfect structures (laws) that we orient ourselves around and build our society upon, but also that we might identify those imperfections and use them to enact good upon the world. Unfortunately, we also tend to use those imperfections for our own benefit, AKA, to enact evil upon the world. Alas. Human nature is tricky. : \ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/4188 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── I think too fast. If given unlimited power, I'd literally think myself into catastrophe because I need to explore all the possible alternatives. Including the catastrophe ones. But by thinking something, you manifest it - because you have unlimited power, right? EVERYTHING you do is powerful. There's no way to control that! So it cannot be, for it has not been. And surely, surely, shall not either. Surely, right? ... good news is you can undo it just as easily, all you have to do is forget what you were doing and go back to your neutral state. Sure would be neat if some kind of machination or parasite could hit your reset switch every couple hours when you started to think too hard. Maybe like... a little octopus living under your witch hat. Super chibi and cute - it'd like, tap on your head to go one way or the other, and in conversations it'd pull your hair if you were being a jerk. Stuff like that. ... what was I saying? Oh yes -> don't give anyone unlimited power like a god-emperor or king, trust me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4161 --- ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: uspol │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ the fascists have to strike now because they know that with AI on the horizon, │ ║ which apparently is projected to be smarter than all humans combined or │ ║ whatever, they know that the inherent truth and justice of the left's │ ║ arguments will be impossible to ignore. │ ║ │ ║ I would not believe in socialism if I did not believe that it was grounded in │ ║ the universal truth of cooperative human dynamics. │ ║ │ ║ I believe in cooperation, humans, and dynamic systems. │ ║ │ ║ Cooperation allows for greater things than an individual may provide │ ║ │ ║ Humans are the most beautiful animal in all of creation, purely due to their │ ║ habits, their adaptability, and their creativity. │ ║ │ ║ dynamic systems are infinitely more interesting than static stones floating in │ ║ the cosmos, of which nature and human nature are both the most complex and │ ║ unique. Most other planets with life pretty much just have worms and bacteria │ ║ and moss and such. │ ║ │ ║ Earth has humans. We are Earth. │ ║ │ ║ Fascism has no place on Earth, except in our terror tales for the children. │ ║ │ ║ vote kamala │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴──────────┘ |