=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 it me
 
 I'm the voodoo doll
 
 stick a pin in me
 
 and you'll hurt me
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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║ │ I Am The Weed Witch Making Cannabutter In My Cauldron                      │ ║
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--- #3 messages/1090 ---
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 programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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--- #4 fediverse/6259 ---
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 AI feels like magic
 
 [to me]
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--- #5 fediverse/5933 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the darkness
 how resplendent
 would be incomplete
 without that present
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--- #6 fediverse/2022 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 spidersilk masquerade
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #8 fediverse/6087 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the
 dummies will believe you wink
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--- #10 fediverse/347 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #11 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded) the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux? the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5 
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--- #12 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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 oh my god what a witch
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--- #14 messages/922 ---
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 {[I'm scary]}
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #16 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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 Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
 on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
 to a black site.
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--- #19 messages/1396 ---
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 -- the blessed, and out of harm
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 Hello, I am a witch and this is my altar.
 
 Here, I dream of a green USA.
 
 covered by the branches,
 my body decays into parts,
 ready to join the next life that needs me.
 
 [read the alt-text on the pictures, or listen to your screenreader for more
 explanation]
a round planter pot with a dead plant growing out of it. At it's feet there are sticks I found outside that are covered in moss - the moss is dehydrated, and so brown and dusty. Sticking out of the pot is a flag of my homeland, and behind it there is a fog covered windowpane. In addition, my cat watches from behind, asking me to open the door for her so she can go out on the porch and freeze for a bit before begging to be let back in. She just wanted to see the cold, I suspect. close up picture of the thirsty moss. There is a small glass jar partly filled with water - I add a bit more whenever I pray, from my water bottle. As it evaporates from the jar, it makes the world just a bit more humid, and better for moss to grow in. there are leaves and detritus in the planter pot as well, to simulate a forest floor covered in soil. I've sprayed the moss with water, and it awakens and spreads it's arms in exultation. The light from the window behind it gives power to it's ever-beckoning grasp, as it sucks carbon from the atmosphere to build itself as a structure that fights back against disorder. Consuming naught but light, water, and air, it grows forever without a care, and tomorrow our world is more beautiful. 
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