=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1218 I KNOW it was sooooo confusing. I consider it a dress rehearsal tbh?? and I'm the understudy, performing for the performer who can only sing the same song once. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 messages/394 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/2852 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-570 quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 messages/921 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── I didn't know I was a princess until I saw how people acted toward me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2869 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!" they used to have straps, too. [above boobs, below armpits] also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/2120 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── sometimes I think performing my art was just an excuse to use Linux. At least, some of my art. But hey, I'm not complaining, it's awesome. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/2556 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: my favorite kind of tea is chamomile! │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1056 yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/3776 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're doing K's that you have at least four ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/923 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── but I don't know any of your dances, so don't ask. I can show you mine if you'd like. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5374 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-138 me neither... guess it's in-person for me. [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go] ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4373 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ya'll just have stagefright. I get it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5027 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────┘ resent not your angels nor demons, for they give you a stage upon which you may perform. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3111 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1423 yes it does and okayyyy! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/1334 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to make sure you didn't pee your pants ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 messages/1231 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #15 fediverse/4182 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── never post profile pics in more than one place that way you can verify that you're from the same place as someone else by showing them your profile pic which they'll surely recognize ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/5588 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good at meditating? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #17 messages/1053 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── Anyway here's what i came to say: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┘ --- #18 messages/103 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── *which is why I try to be as unique as I can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/2095 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── Sometimes it's okay to be sloppy if you're having fun! Just... clean up after yourself when you're done 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/6087 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── @user-1074 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the dummies will believe you wink ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┘ |