=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I bet you can imagine a few similarities to society or something idk

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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-138 
 
 I'm sure canadia had something similar...!
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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 stole pic from reddit
Twitter screenshot. "Came to the realization that my entire childhood I felt like an "adult" in a kid's place. I constantly heard "you have an old soul" and "you're so mature & smart for your age". but over time it reversed. Now I'm 25 & I've never felt more like a child trapped in an adult body." 
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 marketers know society very well.
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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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 @user-192 
 
 relatable... somehow
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 humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can
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 found this on reddit
A series of illustrated portraits of women in various compared lifestyles, moments, decisions, body types, fashion choices, confident normalities, and other various constrasts. the captions alongside them say things like "this is a woman, this is also a woman" and showing a crucial connection they share in their common humanity. there's no difference between she and her, just two people living different lives. They are both worthy, they are both valid, and they should fear no retribution for being their truest form. the positivity and the joy inherent in the neutral yet confidently positive expressions of each face show a world where people are not valued based on cultural beliefs that a person has, but rather on their shared common humanity. 
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a screenshot of a twitter post where someone says in all caps "NO WAY GUYS..." there's a picture of a bisexual flag with the color codes displayed and they are from top to bottom: #b00b69, #a55ea7, and #1d1cc9 the letters spell out the words: "boob69", "ass eat", and "1 dick 9" 
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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 @user-1153 
 
 my views are similar!
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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 @user-1074 
 
 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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the words "strange nerd" has all the same letters as "transgender" just in a different order. Implying they are related somehow. They must be, right? It's clear as day to me. If you just follow the evidence, starting with the fact that ess tee are aye enn is easily re-arranged into "trans" by moving the ess to the end, and moving on to the gee enn in "strange" and the enn in "nerd" is easily seen to be the start of "gen" as in "gender" and well, I think you can handle the rest 
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 [stolen from reddit]
a four panel comic. The first has a man naked in bed holding a walkie-talkie. "I lost my phone, so we have to do phone sex over walkie-talkie" next panel, he lies back and gets comfortable, resting an arm underneath his head and stretching to fill his available space. He speaks with command into the microphone and says "Bend over." She, in the third panel, holds her walkie talkie with grace, and listens with the blankest of face. "Bend what?" ... fourth panel. She remembers what she forgot. "Over." 
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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 dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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 @user-246 
 
 me too, probs
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