=== ANCHOR POEM ===
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
 stole this from reddit
a screenshot of a twitter post where someone says in all caps "NO WAY GUYS..." there's a picture of a bisexual flag with the color codes displayed and they are from top to bottom: #b00b69, #a55ea7, and #1d1cc9 the letters spell out the words: "boob69", "ass eat", and "1 dick 9" 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘

=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/3342 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
 stole pic from reddit
Twitter screenshot. "Came to the realization that my entire childhood I felt like an "adult" in a kid's place. I constantly heard "you have an old soul" and "you're so mature & smart for your age". but over time it reversed. Now I'm 25 & I've never felt more like a child trapped in an adult body." 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘

--- #2 fediverse/4222 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
 [stolen from reddit]
the words "strange nerd" has all the same letters as "transgender" just in a different order. Implying they are related somehow. They must be, right? It's clear as day to me. If you just follow the evidence, starting with the fact that ess tee are aye enn is easily re-arranged into "trans" by moving the ess to the end, and moving on to the gee enn in "strange" and the enn in "nerd" is easily seen to be the start of "gen" as in "gender" and well, I think you can handle the rest 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #3 fediverse/4321 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
 ┌───────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: silly-sexuality-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────┘


 [stolen from reddit]
a four panel comic. The first has a man naked in bed holding a walkie-talkie. "I lost my phone, so we have to do phone sex over walkie-talkie" next panel, he lies back and gets comfortable, resting an arm underneath his head and stretching to fill his available space. He speaks with command into the microphone and says "Bend over." She, in the third panel, holds her walkie talkie with grace, and listens with the blankest of face. "Bend what?" ... fourth panel. She remembers what she forgot. "Over." 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #4 fediverse/3229 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────
 found this on reddit
A series of illustrated portraits of women in various compared lifestyles, moments, decisions, body types, fashion choices, confident normalities, and other various constrasts. the captions alongside them say things like "this is a woman, this is also a woman" and showing a crucial connection they share in their common humanity. there's no difference between she and her, just two people living different lives. They are both worthy, they are both valid, and they should fear no retribution for being their truest form. the positivity and the joy inherent in the neutral yet confidently positive expressions of each face show a world where people are not valued based on cultural beliefs that a person has, but rather on their shared common humanity. 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘

--- #5 fediverse/4248 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
 jan soweli
 
 [stolen from reddit]
a picture of a fox person in the background with the words "jan" and "soweli" imprinted above in Toki Pona, the language for good, "jan" means "person" and "soweli" means "animal", essentially implying that animal people are valid and precious and super-cool-friendly-pals. 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #6 fediverse/4106 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────
 @user-192 
 
 relevant

┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘

--- #7 fediverse/30 ---
═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────────
 @user-33 sup
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────────────┘

--- #8 fediverse/2606 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 @user-249 
 
 sup
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘

--- #9 fediverse/2553 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────
 ┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐
 │ CW: my favorite kind of tea is chamomile! │
 └───────────────────────────────────────────┘


 food-mentioned
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘

--- #10 fediverse/18 ---
══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────────────
 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

--- #11 fediverse/5288 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────
 @user-1785 @user-1370 
 
 D:
a picture of a search box entering the requested terms and also there's a red bar along the bottom for some reason 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┘

--- #12 fediverse/1284 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────
 @user-883 
 
 weird
Image attachment 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘

--- #13 messages/134 ---
═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────
 "]
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘

--- #14 fediverse/1153 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────
 @user-258 
 
 awesome ^_^
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘

--- #15 fediverse/5706 ---
═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────
 @user-192 
 
 thanks 
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘

--- #16 fediverse/6019 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────
 @user-1074 
 
 thanks
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘

--- #17 fediverse/5960 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────
 brb
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘

--- #18 messages/1189 ---
════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───
 ... )
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┘

--- #19 fediverse/5014 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────
 @user-803 
 
 witches
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┘

--- #20 messages/699 ---
══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────
 —,
┌─────────┐                                                           ┌───────────┐
│ similar │                       chronological                       │ different │
╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┘