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 @user-883 
 
 !!!! this is a GREAT and FANTASTIC idea!!!
 
 then all the components would be guaranteed to have a synchronous clock
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 @user-1573 
 
 ooooo both good ideas!!
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg would it kill them to add a "synchronous" / "asynchronous" to the end of
 the name, sheesh
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 @user-883 
 
 proud of you! 
 make that your job! 
 you can do it!!!
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country. the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet 
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right. on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness. on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red. in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue. 
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 this, but with my "ideas" or whatever
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 @user-1550 
 
 me too T.T
 
 give it time
 
 someday everyone will be paid to do whatever they wanted
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 The greatest game is an imagination shared with a friend.
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic. 
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 @user-570 
 
 yes exactly! that's an illustrative example.
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 @user-1597 
 
 Oh! Good thinking! Thank you! ^_^
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 @user-1074 
 
 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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 I have an idea! I'll psycherwaul instead! dear diary...
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 wow what if we could get it working
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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 if you're a fan of both political posts and kookie-dookerie:
Attacking your enemies weaknesses is the route to victory. Safeguarding your own helps ensure the avoidance of defeat. But when your enemy is a culture, who do you target? Their women and children of course. The GOP attacks abortion rights. They attack trans kids in sports, schools, and bathrooms. And that which you resist is what you'll find, so they find rallying cries of leftists defending the weak. And when you maximize your weaknesses, you leave yourself vulnerable. So how do you protect yourself from all sides when you're only hit where it hurts? Women, children, the disabled, the mentally ill, the kindhearted loving men, the oppressed minorities and marginalized workers. All people who belong to the left, and all essentially deadweight in a fight. What can they do but serve as a banner that others fight for? A man in a wheelchair cannot shoot a gun, and a woman hooked on drugs should not have children. Yet the left protects them. Give me your tired, your hungry, your broken and your poor. Liberty, liberty, freedom for all. But freedom is won with a hard hand clenched in a fist, a hand holding the stock of a rifle. Violence solves no problems, but solutions aren't always necessary - sometimes the threat is enough. But who cares for the soul of the murderer? None but the gravediggers, who reap the benefit of his rampage and the crows who listen for gunshots. ... there's not enough characters remaining for alt. sorry. you can read the rest on my website if you'd like. 
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