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 if you're a fan of both political posts and kookie-dookerie:
Attacking your enemies weaknesses is the route to victory. Safeguarding your own helps ensure the avoidance of defeat. But when your enemy is a culture, who do you target? Their women and children of course. The GOP attacks abortion rights. They attack trans kids in sports, schools, and bathrooms. And that which you resist is what you'll find, so they find rallying cries of leftists defending the weak. And when you maximize your weaknesses, you leave yourself vulnerable. So how do you protect yourself from all sides when you're only hit where it hurts? Women, children, the disabled, the mentally ill, the kindhearted loving men, the oppressed minorities and marginalized workers. All people who belong to the left, and all essentially deadweight in a fight. What can they do but serve as a banner that others fight for? A man in a wheelchair cannot shoot a gun, and a woman hooked on drugs should not have children. Yet the left protects them. Give me your tired, your hungry, your broken and your poor. Liberty, liberty, freedom for all. But freedom is won with a hard hand clenched in a fist, a hand holding the stock of a rifle. Violence solves no problems, but solutions aren't always necessary - sometimes the threat is enough. But who cares for the soul of the murderer? None but the gravediggers, who reap the benefit of his rampage and the crows who listen for gunshots. ... there's not enough characters remaining for alt. sorry. you can read the rest on my website if you'd like. 
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #2 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #3 messages/493 ---
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 The Greek choir wants to kill me, but I'm a fan favorite. Or is it the other
 way around?
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--- #4 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #5 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #6 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #7 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
 seen by everyone around.
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--- #8 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #9 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #12 fediverse/6343 ---
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 you can revolute whenever you want to.
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #14 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #15 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #16 fediverse/553 ---
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 @user-401 
 
 I LOVE THIS! YOU'RE SO COOL!
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 you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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--- #18 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #19 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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