=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 if you're a fan of both political posts and kookie-dookerie:
Attacking your enemies weaknesses is the route to victory. Safeguarding your own helps ensure the avoidance of defeat. But when your enemy is a culture, who do you target? Their women and children of course.  The GOP attacks abortion rights. They attack trans kids in sports, schools, and bathrooms. And that which you resist is what you'll find, so they find rallying cries of leftists defending the weak. And when you maximize your weaknesses, you leave yourself vulnerable. So how do you protect yourself from all sides when you're only hit where it hurts?  Women, children, the disabled, the mentally ill, the kindhearted loving men, the oppressed minorities and marginalized workers. All people who belong to the left, and all essentially deadweight in a fight. What can they do but serve as a banner that others fight for? A man in a wheelchair cannot shoot a gun, and a woman hooked on drugs should not have children. Yet the left protects them.  Give me your tired, your hungry, your broken and your poor. Liberty, liberty, freedom for all. But freedom is won with a hard hand clenched in a fist, a hand holding the stock of a rifle. Violence solves no problems, but solutions aren't always necessary - sometimes the threat is enough. But who cares for the soul of the murderer? None but the gravediggers, who reap the benefit of his rampage and the crows who listen for gunshots.  ... there's not enough characters remaining for alt. sorry. you can read the rest on my website if you'd like.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #3 messages/493 ---
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 The Greek choir wants to kill me, but I'm a fan favorite. Or is it the other
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--- #4 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #5 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #6 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #7 fediverse/3180 ---
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 I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
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--- #8 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #9 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #11 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #12 fediverse/6343 ---
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 cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #14 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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--- #15 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #16 fediverse/553 ---
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 I LOVE THIS! YOU'RE SO COOL!
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 you can only vote with your words if your words sway your audience.
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--- #18 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #19 messages/377 ---
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 infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #20 fediverse_boost/2054 ---
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--- #21 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #22 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #23 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #24 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #25 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #26 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #27 fediverse/654 ---
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 @user-475
 
 perhaps you're right : )
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--- #28 fediverse/1129 ---
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 misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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--- #29 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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  i post compulsively lmfao                                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #30 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #31 fediverse/2494 ---
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 @user-1274 
 
 sometimes is often all you need!
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--- #32 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #33 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #34 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
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--- #35 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #36 fediverse/4770 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #37 messages/977 ---
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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--- #38 fediverse/946 ---
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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--- #39 messages/926 ---
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 how cherished. how divine.
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--- #40 messages/426 ---
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 How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
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--- #41 fediverse/3111 ---
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 @user-1423 
 
 yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #42 fediverse/4216 ---
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 @user-1582 
 
 good morning, have a bunch of posts from last night : ) 
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--- #43 fediverse/3655 ---
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 born to write xlock screensavers
 
 cursed to shitpost
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--- #44 fediverse/5416 ---
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 if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much
 be my friend forever.
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--- #45 fediverse/5345 ---
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 you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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--- #46 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #47 messages/103 ---
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 *which is why I try to be as unique as I can.
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--- #48 fediverse/5018 ---
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 if you want to do communism in a city, you must first buy a parking lot.
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--- #49 fediverse/297 ---
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 @user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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--- #50 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #51 fediverse/94 ---
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 @user-107 If you can figure out how to do it well, everything else seems less
 difficult. : )
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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--- #53 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #54 fediverse/5128 ---
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 @user-1698 
 
 if you do, come find me
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--- #55 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #56 fediverse/1676 ---
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment.
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--- #57 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #58 messages/1154 ---
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 Freedom to do anything, and the liberty to choose as you please.
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--- #59 fediverse/61 ---
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 @user-71 omg how~!
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--- #60 fediverse/5191 ---
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 do you love linux or do you just love fixing dependency errors?
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--- #61 fediverse/2069 ---
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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--- #62 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #63 fediverse/3741 ---
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 you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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--- #64 fediverse/2795 ---
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 this is me on the fediverse:
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--- #65 fediverse/6272 ---
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 I feel plentiful, wholesome, and healthy.
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--- #66 fediverse/3123 ---
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 using linux requires constant maintenance and that's kind of unfair, actually.
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--- #67 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #68 fediverse_boost/4779 ---
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  I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head.  
                                                                              
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--- #69 fediverse/891 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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--- #70 fediverse/1002 ---
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 @user-735 
 
 so, club penguin?
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 @user-1748 
 
 they want you drained and overloaded.
 
 makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #72 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #73 fediverse/1636 ---
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 [Forged Alliance Forever does this automatically btw]
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 @user-1742 
 
 anything for you!! 🥰 🥰 🥰
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--- #75 fediverse/5342 ---
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 I love gay people because gay people are special precious and unique
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--- #76 fediverse/1969 ---
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 @user-1117 
 
 That guy loves his job ^_^
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--- #77 messages/1132 ---
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 marketers know society very well.
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--- #78 fediverse/1502 ---
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 @user-1010 
 
 kinda makes me wonder how those mature kids are doing now.
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--- #79 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #80 fediverse/3379 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 proud of you! 
 make that your job! 
 you can do it!!!
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--- #81 fediverse/5357 ---
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #82 fediverse/127 ---
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 @user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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--- #83 fediverse/6008 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #84 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #85 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #86 fediverse/3639 ---
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 love nature no matter what
 love nurture if they earn it
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--- #87 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #88 fediverse/87 ---
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 │ CW: scary-hypnotic-trance - - - politics-entropy-philosophy │
 └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘


 🖼
I can't describe it, I'm sorry. It's too long. Ask someone to copy / paste it to you so you can read it in your own way.  It's a picture of a fediverse post where I go on a long rant. However it's far too long to post in one post, it goes several thousand characters over! In addition, there are notes added on the side from the assumed creator of the document, titled: stay-with-me.png  Here are some samples:
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--- #89 fediverse/5489 ---
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 I love textbooks 
 
 they're so full of one particular thing
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--- #90 fediverse/6412 ---
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 paparazzi should work for their target.
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--- #91 bluesky#29 ---
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 I praise victories more than losses.
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--- #92 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #93 fediverse/4140 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 whoa I sorta know what that means
 
 you're so cool 🤩
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--- #94 fediverse/1093 ---
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 │ CW: scary            │
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 you could have two neighbors living in completely separate halves of the
 nation and you'd never know
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--- #95 fediverse/2103 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 You are dynamic and interesting and I enjoy hearing from you 
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--- #96 fediverse/4876 ---
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 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #97 fediverse/3043 ---
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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--- #98 fediverse/2903 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 teehee ^_^
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--- #99 messages/551 ---
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #100 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #101 fediverse/2812 ---
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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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--- #102 fediverse/904 ---
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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--- #103 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #104 fediverse/2963 ---
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 @user-1248 
 
 ohhhh hehe that's a vibe too ^_^
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--- #105 fediverse/5264 ---
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 │ CW: re: mention of NSFW topics and religion, link to ABDL content │
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 @user-1370 @user-1785 
 
 teehee : )
a picture of a splash-zone page for a website which requires login in order to see the content of the packets being displayed, which is similar to the previous post and related because it ironically and a little sarcastically but in a friendly way displays the same mechanic of content-of-packet deprivation which affected the previous other alternative person in the post-chain.  ... hang on, what was I saying? oh yes~
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--- #106 fediverse/2905 ---
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 │ CW: re: grenades-mentioned-tech-ceos-mentioned-misogyny-mentioned │
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 @user-1071 
 
 wink 😉 😎 🙃 😋
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--- #107 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #108 fediverse/5382 ---
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 they are the players, we are the pawns, and there are oh-so-many more of us.
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--- #109 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #110 fediverse/3573 ---
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 @user-1561 
 
 heyyy wanna be friends? I can offer letter repetition as tribute
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--- #111 fediverse/3696 ---
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 │ CW: mental-health    │
 └──────────────────────┘


 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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--- #112 messages/54 ---
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 https://kali-is-an-abdl.tumblr.com/
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--- #113 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #114 fediverse/443 ---
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 @user-334 
 
 it's funny how memes coincide xD
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--- #115 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #116 fediverse/1972 ---
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 @user-1120 
 
 pretty! ^_^
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--- #117 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #118 messages/1120 ---
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 I'm a big fan of my skeleton
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--- #119 fediverse/956 ---
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 │ CW: re: spirituality │
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #120 fediverse/3197 ---
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 @user-1259 
 
 pee
 tee 
 hee 
 you 
 can't 
 stop 
 mee
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--- #121 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #122 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #123 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #124 fediverse/2890 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 they're yours to keep!
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--- #125 fediverse/780 ---
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 │ CW: re: pol-capitalism │
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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--- #126 messages/413 ---
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 Would you like to know how the world works? Then read on, dear reader.
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--- #127 fediverse/2403 ---
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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--- #128 fediverse/3425 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 I know : )
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--- #129 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #130 fediverse/2191 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 You cared, and anyone who cares about you cares.
 
 If you find a guitar, cherish it.
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--- #131 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #132 fediverse/4326 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 it's okay, be yourself 
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--- #133 fediverse/2072 ---
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 ┌───────────────────────┐
 │ CW: re: Uspol, Debate │
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 @user-367 
 
 I figured, based on what you said : )
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--- #134 fediverse_boost/4338 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Different websites following the election are showing very different numbers.  
  
                                                            
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--- #135 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #136 fediverse/5750 ---
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 I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
 cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #137 fediverse/926 ---
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 @user-633 
 
 ooooo delicious (^_^*)
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--- #138 fediverse/3871 ---
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 ┌──────────────────────┐
 │ CW: music            │
 └──────────────────────┘


 http://schizoid.in/
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--- #139 fediverse/2084 ---
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 I love it when words align like this
picture of some source code which is aligned in an aesthetically pleasing way, like when every fork in the drawer is nestled together or a pile of folded clothes are placed on-top of one another rather than being a jumbled mess
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--- #140 fediverse/6431 ---
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 you can put post-its on any piece of furniture you please.
 
 you can even hang tapestries in front of them.
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--- #141 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #142 fediverse/5310 ---
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 you can intimidate anyone by saying "hello. we know more than you."
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--- #143 fediverse/2906 ---
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 │ CW: death-mentioned  │
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 I want to live in a world where people die when they're bored instead of old.
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--- #144 fediverse/1822 ---
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 we should reward frugality as much as value-creation.
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--- #145 fediverse/4720 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 it's a security hole though
 
 yeah... there ya go...
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--- #146 fediverse/505 ---
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 There is nothing that stops you from being.
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--- #147 fediverse/1348 ---
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 @user-950 
 
 ohhhhh sorry here ya go:
 
 https://tech.lgbt/@user-479
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--- #148 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #149 fediverse/1300 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned   │
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 eat another pickle
 
 you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #150 fediverse/5451 ---
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 │ CW: pee-mentioned    │
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 wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #151 fediverse/560 ---
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 BECOME UNINTELLIGIBLE
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--- #152 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #153 fediverse/1860 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 republicans who vote for biden are my friends
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--- #154 fediverse/3993 ---
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 │ CW: politics-mentioned │
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 oh, reddit. you're so silly.
Typical day for a neoliberal:  • Wake up at 10 AM in my 5-over-1 apartment in the “Arts District” of a major US city.  • Walk downstairs to a conveniently located coffee shop (since I live in a mixed-used zoning area) to get a half soy milk half oat milk latte with a vegan scone made by a queer Guatemalan migrant bakery.  • Ride the train to work while listening to “The Daily” podcast. Nod in agreement whenever Michael Barbaro goes “hmmm!”  • Get to work, immediately take lunch break. Grab tacos at the immigrant-owned truck conveniently located across the street. Talk about rewatching DUNE last week.  • Back to work after lunch, spend 4 hours ruthlessly exploiting the working class in the global south & outsourcing American jobs to China.  • Busy day at work: got to close 2 coal plants and a steel mill, import 1,000 Haitians to build windmills and ADUs, and demolish 200 single-family homes to make way for low-income shipping container housing before 5 PM.  • Done for the day, take train back home, listen to NPR on the ride home.  • Gym time! Time for low-impact Pilates in an old factory that was converted into a loft space.  • Grab dinner with my polycule at a Sweetgreen, pay $25 for an endive & kale salad with soy protein.  • Head down the street to a local hard kombucha bar, throw back some brews with the boys they/thems.  • Stop by CVS for my monthly COVID vaccine booster.  [text continues in next picture] [continued from first picture]  • Get home, time to unwind by playing video games that solely feature female and/or minority protagonists.  • Time for bed, unwind with a nice glass of warm soy milk. Read Why Nations Fail before going to sleep.  This post has been fact-checked by gun shooting, Ford truck driving, steak eating, high blood pressure having, liberal hating, slightly jaundiced, Walmart shopping, Fox News watching, small-town living, real bonafide American Patriots. 1 like = 1 prayer.
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 ... unrelated, but hey check out this cool social media collage thing that I
 made!
a long collage of various social media posts. Unfortunately they were not preserved when I turned my computer off, but their record was saved because I screenshotted them before closing the window. They're all things that I said, or mostly things that I said, also some things from my friends.  I didn't get permission to post them, but what they said was relatively innocuous. Just the stuff that they wouldn't mind sharing, the stuff that you should go to their profile website if you'd like to know more.
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 you know what else you hang?
 
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--- #158 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #159 fediverse/1143 ---
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 ah, but my dear... your "wisdom" has side effects.
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 spidersilk masquerade
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg me too!
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--- #162 fediverse/5385 ---
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 Nintendo is a treasure to our culture 🥰
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 how beautiful, thank you :)
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 @user-116 get ready to be discorporated : )
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 dogdogdogdogdogdogdog
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 @user-570 
 
 yes exactly! that's an illustrative example.
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--- #168 fediverse/3440 ---
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 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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 it's saturday for me =P
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--- #170 fediverse/6211 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #172 fediverse/5864 ---
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 I dream bigger than "the same, but nice"
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 @user-1015 
 
 Meanwhile, this is me:
screenshot of a mastodon post by Ritz-Menardi@gabrilend@tech.lgbt  number of tabs open: fifteen thousand  number of tabs in regular use: five  average distance between tabs: fifteen
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 I wish they sold ramen noodle seasoning by the jar and ramen noodles by the
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 I'm post-op, but you couldn't tell from my face. 😉
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--- #176 messages/913 ---
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 girls are so stupid [me lol]
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 @user-883 @user-570 
 
 I love Bravely Default!! 🥰
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 trust that your friends enjoy you
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 may all your victories be pyrrhic
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--- #181 fediverse/132 ---
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 and though I am perfect, I'm better than none of you.
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 @user-1091 
 
 I knowwww some people are just thorny and prickly I guess.
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--- #183 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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 some more of the same.
Setting a bunch of values for a "player" and a "creature" object. Mostly things like location, and values related to their movement around the map (such as wander radius, or attack distance, that kind of thing) Starts out by initializing x, y, z, and o (for orientation) variables using a "player, dot get location" function.  Next it checks three different locations, labelled "dock, road, and beach" by first testing to see if the X, Y, and Z values are greater or less than predetermined values. If so for all three values, then that means the player is located within a square drawn in the dirt somewhere on the map and they are promptly teleported to some other place.  Basically it's like, a teleport pad in a video game or something. Step into the circle (in this case a square) and you're whisked away to some far off land. Setting up a bunch of categories that particular NPCs might belong to. Such as "shopkeeper" or "food vendor" or "weapons trainer", that sort of thing. Each entry gets a name applied, a list that includes items they sell, and a typemask that is used as a bitflag so that a single NPC can belong to multiple different categories.
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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 shhhhh you're not supposed to tell me what you voted for! Now I know you voted
 to have funky wunky widdle dweams 🥰
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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 what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
 some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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 double-clicking the star button to let someone know you liked their comment
 without saving it to your "liked posts" feed (which btw is quite fun to scroll
 through if you want to feel nostalgic)
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 no thing is ineffable.
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 @user-1879 
 
 good
 
 helpful, and useful
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 if we're encouraged to boost our old toots then I should be allowed to post
 screenshots of my old Reddit posts, right?
a reddit post from a year ago with 728 upvotes titled: This system is literally insane but they try to make it feel like you're insane. from the subreddit /r/psychonaut.  submitted 1 year ago by Nervous_Ad_9687       125 comments   [–]nincomturd   66 points 1 year ago   Lots of very good and salient points, but what I don't understand is this random praise of Jeff Bezos. It's entirely incongruent with everything else you wrote.  If greed is one of the problems you mentioned, you cannot at the same praise Jeff. The praise of western culture as well was a bit incongruent, as it's inextricably linked to these problematic concepts. You even talk about the problem of how culture perpetuates itself at them individual household level and goes on to firmy the broader culture.  But other than that, you definitely highlighted much of the insanity we're living with. If those of us who similarly have the eyes to see them insanity were to collectively live our values and work with each other to do so, we'd build the greatest culture and society the world has seen. One day I hope we make it. [next comment] /u/ugathanki 7 points 1 year ago       amazon has provided a useful and valuable service with excellent follow-through      amazon is unethically abusing it's workers, it's competitors, and the environment      the priorities of the company are misaligned - valuing service over ethical behavior [ran out of characters, see next picture] part 2 of the description for screen readers, because I ran out of characters      the reason they are misaligned is because it is most desirable to do so for the company      the reason it is most desirable is because corporations are designed to maximize profit over value produced.      just as "income" is adjusted by "expenditures" to create "profit", so too must "profit" be adjusted by "impact" to create "value"      the problem is, nobody can define what "impact" means. it's essentially a vacant variable, leading corporations to assume that "profit" == "value"      we don't need to punish corporations or "eat the rich", we need to adjust their reward structures such that "profit" != "value"      another problem is in the internal structure of a corporation - if none of the employees are powerful enough to challenge their higher-ups, then people like Bezos accrete power      the pathway to liberation is empowerment of the workers. those workers will re-define the priorities of their workplace to fit their desires - with a little guidance, they can desire "diligence, dedication, and a passion for craftsmanship" over "big number go up brrrrrrrr" - hence, social media.  sorry for the highlighting, am stoned. [next comment] /u/Amalvenugopal 18 hours ago  🙌 preach brother
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 @user-33 i also like linux
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 @user-122 have you ever seen Adventure Time? It's sublime. : ) : ) : )
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 a short whistled tune that you both know? it's a classic
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 dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity:
 
 you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll
 accept anyone who is cool and "gets it"
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 you can fit a whole downtown in this baby
 
 slaps roof of your mouth
picture of denver with various places labelled like "football" or "train" or "building"
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