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"it's the strangest crime scene we've ever seen, apparently their solar panels
were stolen while they were on vacation? and get this, we tracked them using
their built-in-tracking devices and they got sent to some country in the
desert-jungle."
"yeah turns out they all get shipped there before their tracking devices are
disabled. How weird, right? shouldn't we investigate that?"
"oh right well the weird thing is the department that said they were handling
it said it was "taken out of their hands", whatever that means."
"haha right so anyway like comment and subscribe to my channel, see ya next
time on "mysterious unsolved crimes in the past 200 years""
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"it's the strangest crime scene we've ever seen, apparently their solar panels
were stolen while they were on vacation? and get this, we tracked them using
their built-in-tracking devices and they got sent to some country in the
desert-jungle."
"yeah turns out they all get shipped there before their tracking devices are
disabled. How weird, right? shouldn't we investigate that?"
"oh right well the weird thing is the department that said they were handling
it said it was "taken out of their hands", whatever that means."
"haha right so anyway like comment and subscribe to my channel, see ya next
time on "mysterious unsolved crimes in the past 200 years""
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a corporation can hire secret agents too y'know, they don't have to even really
tell anyone they're doing it just... talk to one of their employees who seems
good for it and then transfer them to a different part of the building.
"what would you do with a secret agent?"
"with a team of secret agents."
"oh. good point. Okay what are they for?"
"oh y'know, just normal cool-guy stuff that regular joes do in their time off"
"wait, you pay them not to work?"
"no, we pay them to lounge. Build connections. Develop social networks."
"what if people don't want to be social? What if they only end up talking to
each other?"
"ha well that's the trick then, isn't it? Is it a trap or is it a truce? who
can say. Just gotta feel it out as you go, I GUESS."
"so, anyone who does what you say becomes suspicious? And anyone who doesn't is
suspected by those who listen to you? What are you, a doomsday prophet?"
... fuck, I hope not.
"you better figure it out shithead that almost doomed six real
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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every timestamp is a note left behind saying "I was here at this time at this
location"
alibis go both ways
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don't talk to anyone because anyone could be a cop
and you don't talk to cops
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when every crime is a framing, they win
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"you can't kill me because nothing I say is wrong"
... actually I kinda just think you look weird, and thats super important to me
for some reason. Also your voice is annoying and I think you're lazy because I
saw someone who kinda looks like you sitting down looking at their phone this
one time.
But hey pal if you wanna help out, can you stand a bit to the left so I have a
clearer shot of your head and also so the bullet doesn't pass through and hit
property behind you? Don't want to damage anything important after all.
"gee I sure wish we had a well regulated militia or something"
ah well the past is the past, and since this is in a potential near future, I
think the past also includes the present, and in the present there's always
time to do things about people like me.
"do something? heavens no, I'm a pacifist by nature"
well, me too! I pacify things like you as a hobby. Can't make trouble if you're
in the ground, and knowing me, you'd be lucky to be buried.
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they wanted image generators so they could fabricate evidence, doh
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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truck driver who has a long-ish range drone ferrying water bottles back and
forth while invisible to satellite surveillance
EDIT: better yet, kids playing games at home
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@user-138
"here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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if you live far enough away, they can build a telescope of arbitrary
magnification. the sky is vast, there's birds and bugs about. huh what's that
over there, a thing that was placed there just for me
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cops think we're gullible, just saying
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"yeah it was a big nothingburger. All those post-it's in the park turned out to
just be a prank or something. Weird right?"
heh deception is my middle name
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║ "I don't believe you" │
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║ sure. yeah, fine, whatever. we'll be off your land once we're on the other side. │
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║ "I'm actually not a rancher, I'm a ranger. I'm here with the US national guard, │
║ we've been sent to talk you down" │
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║ um, hey so would you like a 15 minute summary of how the US military is fucked │
║ up, both for it's veterans, it's strategic goals, it's colossal waste of │
║ resources, or...? │
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║ "hi I'm actually one of the suburban dads from back west we uh finished │
║ training what should we do now" │
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║ no you dummy you're supposed to head straight east, not meet up with the │
║ spearhead. │
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║ "yeah uh I'm actually an east coast commando operative, I've been sent to learn │
║ your ways" │
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║ wait you mean you weren't planning and executing some similar plan this whole │
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║ "um I'm a cartographer, I'm wondering what to call the border-less land" │
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║ oh that's easy, it's america, and it's land, and we refuse to divide it. │
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║ It's the Undivisible Lands of America, or ULA which sounds a lot like USA so we │
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uh-oh, psycherwaul incoming. 'guess that's what happens when [insert events of
recent life]
== so ==
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Sheriff is good cop
Police is bad cop
Unless other cultures want a different name
Like idk what it's like in Houston or Chicago or whatever
Does anyone even know anyone from tallahasee?
Oh and then there's Alaska
They've got their whole solar thing going on (no tariffs means china trades
with the land of wind and snow -> renewables in a place where its painful to
go outside
Then we can all chill out in the hot springs or infinite roller coasters
whatever the heck we thought was the best
Anyway them Ameri-CANs sure are doin' their thinkin'
They'll come around any day now
Surely they will
They capital M Must do so
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she thinks she doesn't have any friends because she smells bad
but the truth is she's lonely because she's a secret agent sent by the
government through her dreams to spy on the aliens who think she's jesus by
posting their conversations on a public message board
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best response to a deepfaked sex tape
"ugh, why are you asking me about that? You can make videos about anyone, doing
anything these days. You're looking at a robot wearing my face, it has nothing
to do with me. Can you ask me a policy question, please?"
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most importantly and perhaps most daringly, they need volunteers
"hello, how can I help?"
"oh uh sure can you do my laundry"
[next time]
"yeah uh hi good to see you again, listen I was working on a project and I
really needed a gizmonotron, ever heard of it? yeah so I need one in 17
megahamp-hertz, which I think are the yellow ones. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay well if
you have a conversation with someone over on 14th street, they might bring it
up in conversation - I told them to talk about them all afternoon. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Then have - yeah, the phone. Gotcha. Okay well that should leave a
sufficient breadcrumbtrail, yeah and uh - make a note - yeah make a note for
next montheekend and - yeah, okay you got it. Make sure it says "fire" because
they're waterproof so a boating accident wouldn't... yeah you get it. Okay
anyway I gotta jet I got some thermo-regulating-decouplers to unwind. Okay yeah
say hi to your cat or whatever. Okay bye."
... girl, you know most of them have head injuries?
"oh, no those are the
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the reason rent is so expensive is because of all the surveillance equipment
they need to pay for and upkeep
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@user-192
it's in space, duh
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"hello, welcome to earth, you may fly your spaceships here so long as you make
them look like planes and make the same noises and emit the same radio
frequencies which are always changing and that we'll help you determine
dynamically, please enjoy your stay according to our quite permissive rules"
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│ police-mentioned-psy-ops-mentioned-human-waste-mentioned-which-is-a-nice-way-to-say-feces-ew-gross-who-put-that-on-my-timeline-guards-arrest-these-men-they're-criminals-of-the-law-against-pooping-my-pants │
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what if we psyopped the copps um I mean what if we flash-mobbed the cops er
wait hang on what if we marched with signs and changed what was on their minds
uhhhh that won't work it's disabled so they say wait hang on who said you could
poop your pants this is a combat scenario there's no time for fooling around in
her pants with the hand
... wait, what was I going on about?
oh yeah,
-- stack overflow --
anyway, as I was saying, [something completely unrelated]
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"good afternoon, ma'am, my name is [redacted], and I'm just a person, I'm not
with anyone or anything.
I'm going to all the houses on this street and knocking on their doors and
asking them two questions - you don't have to answer if you don't want.
The first is "do you know any of your neighbors" and the second is would you
like to meet them?"
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"officer, my weapon is not concealed, therefore it does not break the statues
and limitations of this place."
"officer, my weapon is not concealed so you know it's there just in-case you
need to use it."
"I'm holding it on my belt for a bit while walking to the location"
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@user-1209 @user-1074
something like this happening should be met with immediate disbarment for
everyone working there.
like... how do you not notice
... also... 617 bodies, huh? wonder how long they've been adding to that. I
WONDER HOW LONG THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT. HOW MANY MONTHS.
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@user-1074
that's kinda how police are supposed to operate, btw.
put them in dangerous places, and if anyone starts getting angry or aggressive
then draw your firearm before them and attempt to calm things down. If that
doesn't work, start shooting and run, so you can tell others of what's going
on. Oh also you should leave a trail of your actions so others can audit it and
see exactly what you were doing at which time. But alas, cops are bogged down
in paperwork, so much stuff that needs doing. If only we assigned them
secretaries, and treated them like... managers, rather than individual
contributors. Perhaps then they, being the collective applicator of the
commonly considered ethical good, (laws), then perhaps they might be able to
direct other people (who do the paperwork) to handle certain aspects of an
investigation, and in doing so better reveal the truth.
because the rich and powerful LOVE to hide things behind impossible amounts of
proof.
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kicking up a sandstorm.
"someone once told me to act suspicious as fuck while doing nothing illegal and
I took it to heart"
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"she just... didn't even try to hide it. She was so matter of fact about it."
eh, well, you know, we have the internet now. So everything's normalized.
"I guess but it still felt strange."
yeah, she's in her own social media bubble which is entirely separate from
yours. So to her, it's normal, but to you it seems shocking.
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"Oh don't keep track of the license plates in your apartment complex, that's
paranoid"
"Oh don't worry that you've never seen the same person at the grocery store
more than once, even though you always go to the same one, you're just paranoid"
I'm being hypnotized
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oh it looks like it's about "time-o-clock", when people in charge decide that
the internet should be de-anonymized, and all the users are like "ew gross"
because then they'd know that all of their neighbors are perverts
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╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐║ "wahhhh I wanna play a video game, wahhh I want to do cannabis and make poetry │
║ that doesn't convey secret messages, wahhh wahh I miss my kitty, I hope she's │
║ okay in that one safehouse with all fourteen other cats and their cat-moms, │
║ wahhhhhhh where's my binky it's one of the last things I have from my old life, │
║ boohoo I can't find my shoes, guess someone else fit them and needed │
║ replacements" │
║ │
║ being a spy fucking sucks I don't wanna do that. Gimme something to do on my │
║ home turf or fuck off. │
║ │
║ what's that? you live in a safe place? okay then here analyze these documents │
║ and see if there's anything we can use. Here's a problem involving biochemistry │
║ spend the next couple months figuring it out by learning biochemistry from │
║ scratch. Hey can you help set up this workshop machinery, we need mechanically │
║ minded people to turn it into a drone factory. Hey there's this idea going │
║ around for adult babies armed with swords and demon masks, apparently it really │
║ fucks with the middle-aged. They waste time before shooting │
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@user-1728
first try to report ICE agents by their name and location when you see them.
"uh, there's a van of them pulling up, probably at least 6 or 8 in there, oh
goodness I think I saw a gun"
then realize that they'll catch on too quick
then try to call in a tip line on cops in different precincts
but that only pushes them together. Builds their connective tissue.
then you think to notice-and-pass-along something related to their greant aunt,
or maybe their closest immigrant family member
then you realize that their roots dip back to the beginning of time, and evil
begets evil as you find who's connected to who.
they talk of secret societies... why would you tell anyone that you know
someone who's underground? dumbass. fuckin' don't post that shit on the
internet.
... where was I? oh yes
then you skip to the end because there's no use learning form someone else's
mistakes if you don't know someone else who is making mistakes. hence, schools
are better than private tutors. Just keep everyone in!
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the
"avoid them"
"way too loud"
"they're our/an annoyance"
sorry I was late a little, I got distracted doing REAL HUMAN THINGS like play
video games
she's vulnerable because she can't be trusted. if anyone is disappearing after
interacting with me, it's because someone is redacting them. go find that person
and stop them from redacting people please, because I like interacting with
people, not props.
"if we just... walked around and took what we needed, would they really be able
to stop us?"
---
heh what if we psyopped her
oh god she ran in circles
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here's an idea - it's illegal to spend more than a thousand dollars in a day
anything else requires multiple days of planning because it's such a large
investment
(obviously kinda cursed)
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"uhhhh, I dunno she's drunk or something"
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On one hand, "No secret police!"
On the other hand, human trafficking.
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probably the worst person in the world to piss off is a secret agent xD xD
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feds will "break" into your house noiselessly while leaving no trace when
you're confirmed to not be home and photograph EVERYTHING.
if you have in-door camera systems, they can disrupt those and they give you
false confidence.
EDIT: also they're trained to always check after opening a door for any fallen
markers and such - like, leaving a piece of paper between the door and the
frame and if it's fallen when you return home, you know someone has been
through that way - and if they notice anything like that they replace it.
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When you get the sudden urge to give away all your possessions you know you've
invented something they're gonna wanna kill you for and make it look like
suicide
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additional content warning: scary story
having moon gravity on earth as a ghost or a spirit probably wouldn't be so bad.
well, at least not until everyone died.
then it just got crowded and boring. queue 17776 if you'd like to know more.
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│ CW: death-mentioned-insurance-mentioned-bricks-mentioned │
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my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
it's not like I lock my door
if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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stolen from Reddit
I bet you can imagine a few similarities to society or something idk
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"She's a witch, and for some reason she's convinced it's okay to be fucking
insane on main"
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"of course, I'm on lots of places on the internet. I know my way around the
territory. I can show you a bit, if you dare, so come on this journey as I
share."some person, some-when, in the future looking at our storied and ancient
past
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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Would you like to know how the world works? Then read on, dear reader.
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it's not cities and rural, it's cities and capitals and mid-sized-towns and
small towns and rural and transients and whoever else wants to have a
differently-designed format for their inter-personal experience in the [moment,
but also society - something with culture?]
... what was I saying? nothing nevermind click here
--------------------------------------------> v
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if you want to build an alibi, do something strange and consistent like smoking
some random drugs from a homeless guy's encampment and then going between the
four corners of an intersection and it's sidewalk for a day or two. Surely,
someone's gonna drive by with a dash-web-cam, and they can take a picture as
they pass by. Boom, dated for this time and place, there's your space.
downside is, if the people watching you see you on the same path all day, they
might watch you too. So sometimes in roughly optimized ratios it's better to do
so even if you don't need to be seen in a time and place in a way that seems
commonplace.
walk to work? great, that sounds fun.
(nobody wants to do that)
(also falsifying alibis is a crime)
okay, so... don't do that. Just... trust that SOMEONE will drive past with a
dash-web-cam, and maybe it'll find it's way to you if you ever need it in a
court of law or otherwise. lots of ways to have a court. you know if your peers
hang out in your court, they become your courtiers...
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"how the heck is this girl not dead yet"
- said the someone who has a threat model that's incomparably different than
mine for historical purposes
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look all I'm saying is that if they want to dress people up like ICE and have
them kidnap people without recourse, maybe we could do the same.
giant buzzer noise
EVIL
buzzer noise ends
ah, uh... haha I um don't mean, like, KIDnapping people, just... uh, just
kidding! haha... laughs neverously
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the best way to get an answer is to be confidently wrong
see: Warthunder players leaking classified information to foreign powers with
their own militaries that have the incentive to [redacted]
gee I wish I had a reality altering device. Maybe if you just altered the
sensations, like glamour magic in Dominions 6, you could trick people into
thinking something alternate had occured. Then you could string them up on
phone lines, or better yet cell towers, and bam suddenly you have the
capability to project a hologram anywhere on the planet.
bet you could get some crazy things from that. like, mass shooters or incensed
looters. or even just, faked perceptions, giving you unlimited power to do
whatever story you want.
wouldn't that be a story to tell in a story of yours, Hollywood. Wouldn't that
be scary and awakening in ways that subservice media like Andor cannot.
maybe it's too scary. maybe psychological horror is beyond the purpose of
social media. Maybe resilience to this
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│ CW: huh │
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opsec is a psyop
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"you're telling me they're gonna march in and unleash order on your city, with
all the devastation it involves, and you're just gonna sit there?" ah yup
"playing video games??" yep
[mine as in my beloved, not mine as in my own]
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you, right now:
"what the... who would doxx her."
me, in 2 weeks:
"what the... who would doxx me?"
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"uh-oh, she's"
magic is easy. all you have to do is earnestly attempt to have a conversation
with whoever will listen. I like to sit on my bed and listen, by earnestly
allowing my thoughts to be guided by the wind.
open up your mind, release yourself from your senses, and who knows - maybe
someone will adjust your thinking flows. (thought patterns)
[all you gotta do is make the black market the regular market and suddenly
everything just flows]
huh weird idk where that came from, anyway
magic is easy, just represent yourself earnestly as you would if you were
presenting in court
you don't need witnesses... just argue your point without any lies and people
will generally believe you.
"yeah... sure thing buddy, we know how you pronounce "
omg I'm scary because I don't shower, I wear diapers, and I'm always often
smoking cannabis
"awww, some people wanted mao"
meow
what if... they could do that? insert magical genie witch whoa cute yeah I
believe you, sure
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I dream of a home where I don't have to worry about people who might hear the
noises I make
... and that includes secret government microphones hidden in the walls, thank
you very much.
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@user-1074
or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar
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sometimes I like watching videos without subtitles because it allows me to more
adequately understand the feelings being expressed rather than focusing on the
dictionary definitions of the words being spoken.
Maybe I'm just a weird human though. Am I an alien? Or a robot? Or something
else? Tune in next week to find out...
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│ CW: cursed │
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that feeling when they replace your long-distant sister and you can't even tell
because they've grown and she's been on her own now for years and years
take better care of your family.
"they look so alike!" yeah they're from a sperm donor (some of which have
hundreds of sons) what if man-made natural selection (suddenly the future-man
invades) whoa those guys have never even seen horses (why the $%#! are we
raising endless fields of cows) powerful, fast, intelligent, what if we gave
them VR goggles and an infinite treadmill with rock-climbing-wall style rocks
screwed into a rotating and scrolling
== stack overflow ==
she means for horses, not cows. But then later on in the psycherwaul she walks
back the idea of uplifting creatures because their development is the valuable
part, not the end-goal destination.
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You know, there's no guarantee that Youtube or Gmail has to show you the EXACT
SAME video or message that your friend shared with you. Or did they even share
it at all? So hard to tell when they know all the communication you've ever
had, because you only know each other online on their platforms, [read: US
government observed platforms] [like, HTTPS] surely there's no room for someone
to sneak in and edit your conversations. Surely the only way to securely
communicate is to send pure PGP encrypted bytes to another target, wrapped in a
TCP/IP header, with unknown intent or expression. Worst they could do then is
just, y'know, block it entirely.
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camouflage in an urban environment is not camo. rather, regular clothes of
black or white.
don't wear sports glasses, you look like a dummy.
revolution is when they murder everyone but your friends. this is what happens,
ya dingus not ideal. "okay who are the bad guys here? okay let's go shoot them
to death with our bullets and guns."
violence as a first aspect, cause as a third spark. "I have a strange urge to
play video games?"
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@user-1209
ha trick question I don't. Not really. Aside from like, a short-story that I
wrote here:
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/w7/table-of-contents
(audio book is from youtube, idk if you care about being tracked)
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│ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │
└───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
oh, also, he definitely knew me. He's probably reading this.
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"hey kid, welcome to the free world. We're in crushing debt, your vote doesn't
mean anything, and we're in a recession.
oh and if you mark the wrong box on this form here, you will be responsible for
ushering forth a new age of darkness."
kind of a lot of responsibility to place on a person
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║ │ CW: whoops-almost-unleashed-evil-again-glad-it's-averted │ │
║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ if they could put a camera behind your screen they could direct your attention │
║ however they wisdeed. magic doesn't work unless it's instantly halted, that's │
║ why it's magic. trans girls still get brotherhood. (sometimes) │
║ │
║ -- stack overflow -- │
║ │
║ don't teach me how your way works │
║ │
║ tell me how to do my way right │
║ │
║ -- stack overflow -- │
║ │
║ "hello tech company that I work at, can you buy me a camping set complete with │
║ tent, sleeping back, and storage compartments for attachements full of gear? │
║ you can have any profits I make from it" │
║ │
║ "hello civilian supply company that I work at, can I use the printable budget │
║ for creating magazines in my design? I'll let the lawyers distribute the │
║ expenditure." │
║ │
║ "hi grocery farm, can you make us more peaches we can let [our/your] │
║ biochemists figure out any practical problems to growing them in these climates" │
║ │
║ suddenly manufacturing can follow demand │
║ │
║ "ah what if it were importand" I wish I'd seen casablanca. I've no idea wat its │
║ abt │
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if someone tells you they've been the target of a psyop, don't let them out of
your sight until they're fully healed.
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│ CW: uspol │
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"fake your death"
no.
"leave the country"
no.
"go into hiding"
no.
"eat something why dont ya, you're skin and bones!"
yeah okay.
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╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┐║ "okay so the blacks have a marijuana problem and the indians drink a lot. So │
║ what? let's try and get them what they need to be happy so we can figure out │
║ how to best create society to suit them. We did it once, now we need plurality. │
║ A commitment to all nations that we will fight for the common good of all │
║ races, all nationalities, and all humanities." │
║ │
║ -- the other nations didn't like that │
║ │
║ bang bang pew pew everyone dies │
║ │
║ and nobody likes dying. seriously, you can only do it once! what a rip-off, I │
║ should go watch Russion Doll or Palm Springs or Groundhog Day to re-acquaint │
║ myself with the impossibility of death or dying. │
║ │
║ FIGURE IT OUT it says here to you, FIND OUT HOW TO PREVENT YOUR OWN DEATH AND │
║ I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. │
║ │
║ how do you respond │
║ │
║ how is your reply │
║ │
║ you have no idea about motive │
║ │
║ but cause is probably a better descript. │
║ │
║ [describe] │
║ │
║ [deprive] │
║ │
║ [plenty] │
║ │
║ [opportunities] │
║ │
║ [celebremember] │
║ │
║ "worrisome tirades... hmmm, she's probably okay. │
║ │
║ probably. │
║ │
║ let's keep an eye on it and check in on her at 11." │
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... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
right, y'know?
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@user-641
it's practice. you never know when you might need to blend in. really it's just
useful as discipline, good practice to be in. I think it's okay if we reduce
our own functionality? actually? sometimes it's good to use different email
clients. hey do you know how to mathematically encrypt things well neither do I
because the designers of the computer system decided that wasn't a very common
usecase I guess.. jmean it's not like they'd spend all that computer resources
[THEY'RE SO FAST] on thinking about correlations in your predicted pathway
narratively through life. "ah help I'm in a psyop" haha yeah we do those all
the time "so uhhhh I guess we'll just talk to people and see how they do?" wow
okay it's sure nice to be part of a civil government, I think we can find our
way to the lumber producers just fine thank you very much.
... oops sorry, a baby did electronics arts (challenge everything) I'm a little
silly don't mind me brb I gotta go see~
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@user-165 mmmm I dunno, those statistics don't seem related because my job
depends on them being disbelieved. surely the science is wrong, and not my
feelings! I mean have we really counted EVERY wildlife? maybe there was a
chicken or a... nother animal hiding under a leaf or something that we missed.
It's not like they pay taxes, so do we really need to keep them around? All the
other stats seem to be great - numbers on a graph going up and to the right is
good! It's just the price of industry. Let's add a few more zeroes onto the end
and see how much money we can make off of those poor suckers in other countries
slaving away in sweatshops making stuff that ends up being thrown away... onto
a boat that drops it off in the same country that made it. Surely this is the
least insane way to organize our highly advanced future society of 2023!
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I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat.
you know what that means...
yep, that's right!
it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then
drop random bills on the ground near me.
what are they gonna do, track you? c'mon, you already wear black red and blue,
they're gonna know what you believe from the random cameras around the city and
such.
Besides, if they're tracking people through dollar bill serial numbers then we
seriously have gotta upgrade our threat models.
https://margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/your-threat-model-has-changed
Also... I kinda want them to know that there's a headless hydra organizing
against them.
The good news is that I don't have to pay rent, I don't have to buy food, and I
don't have to buy diapers. Thanks, government, now I don't have to rely on
kindness or clout for aid. The bad news is that I have 6 slugs for my shotgun
(oops guns mentioned one sec) I'm almost out of cat food and I need dollars to
buy wood and nails for projects and solutions.
clout--;
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│ CW: states-mentioned-climate-change │
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the government doesn't want you using solar panels because then the coal and
gas infrastructure won't be able to consume coal and gas, and everyone knows
that using resources as fast as possible is surely the best and most productive
use of our state's time
like, subsidies exist. they could just... make it cheaper, but instead they're
stuck doing... nothing of value
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│ CW: re: protests, politics, dogwhistles │
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@user-1037
ah, well, I was at a riot, so it makes more sense to me to think of them that
way.
well, the riot happened after I got away. idk what went down on that end of
town, but I do know there were fireworks all night that didn't light up the sky.
I moved across the country just a few months later.
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"hey you're cool, can I get your socials?"
sure, I mostly post on the fediverse
"what's that"
oh, like... Mastodon
"oh, no haha I meant like a real social media"
ah. well I make comments on Reddit sometimes.
you make them sound like a jerk
no they're cool they're just misinformed. the fediverse is the future, or like,
something like it, I'm sure. who wants to go back to capitalism? not me hehe
... I'm getting silly, gonna go to sleep.
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│ CW: mental-health-minus │
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hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were too
fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
they did that on purpose.
that was less than a lifetime ago.
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you can't just tell people you're enlightened. You gotta trick them, and
convince them you're sane first.
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what if we put extremely unrepentant and violent criminals, the true dangers to
society, into a zoo-like enclosure where they could talk to the public.
and, if the public wanted, they could be released.
then, everyone else can be TRAINED AND DRILLED AND FORCED TO OBEY THE
TASKMASTTERS WHIP gently and politely informed that their behavior is NOT
HELPING CAM heh sorry
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someone once told me that anything with a battery is a bomb if you hit it with
just the right kind of radiation. or maybe he said 5g waves or electromagnetic
pulse or... actually he didn't say at all. he just said batteries are bombs. I
hope he's doing okay, he could have killed me like, 15 times but he didn't. so
I guess that means he likes me? I hope he's doing okay.
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I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in italics and speak
imperatively
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"oh I'd never fall for capitalist propaganda"
"do you mean marketing?"
"yeah that"
"they're not marketing to you, they're going for your kids. Trying to normalize
things about culture."
"like... what McDonalds tastes like?"
"just like that"
[like can you imagine if you tested attraction ratings on any other animal than
humans]
[it'd be so weird like "cats tend to like scratching posts" but then also "we
have no idea what kind of scratching post is the best for their claws or the
environment or the economy or our spirituality or our technology or artistry
we only know which one cats like more"
like bro who cares like obviously advertisements rot your brain, but like...
why are you so pissed about that when the last election like, ever, is taking
place in a month
"yeah listen, when has an election ever seriously changed your quality of life?
It's just showbiznez"
"this time is different because [insert minority] is at risk."
oh, right, it only matters when people are in harm's way, how silly
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-> file: fediverse/3986
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"oh I'd never fall for capitalist propaganda"
"do you mean marketing?"
"yeah that"
"they're not marketing to you, they're going for your kids. Trying to normalize
things about culture."
"like... what McDonalds tastes like?"
"just like that"
[like can you imagine if you tested attraction ratings on any other animal than
humans]
[it'd be so weird like "cats tend to like scratching posts" but then also "we
have no idea what kind of scratching post is the best for their claws or the
environment or the economy or our spirituality or our technology or artistry
we only know which one cats like more"
like bro who cares like obviously advertisements rot your brain, but like...
why are you so pissed about that when the last election like, ever, is taking
place in a month
"yeah listen, when has an election ever seriously changed your quality of life?
It's just showbiznez"
"this time is different because [insert minority] is at risk."
oh, right, it only matters when people are in harm's way, how silly
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-> file: fediverse/1395
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│ CW: evidenceless-fear-mongering-I-guess │
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@user-973
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│ CW: me being paranoid │
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whenever something like this happens I think about how we rely on digital
infrastructure to understand the status of the world. And then I think about
who controls that infrastructure.
kinda makes me wonder if it's blocked for a certain group of people who they
temporarily don't want to be able to tell their distant friends and family
about anything going on around them
but like, I'm not a doctor, I'm just a person. It's probably just a networking
outage. That kind of thing happens all the time because some technician
accidentally unplugged a server while working on a different nearby server and
WHOOPS now Cloudflare is down. Wild.
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║ │ CW: unhinged-fun-conspiracy │ │
║ └─────────────────────────────┘ │
║ │
║ │
║ Global warming is a hoax and the earth has been getting hotter because the │
║ earth is inching ever-so-closer to the sun bit by bit. │
║ │
║ All of the trees throughout all of history have produced enough oxygen to │
║ create a ball of air that slowed down the earth as it span around the sun, and │
║ now because of a cascading ripple effect it's begun to drift into it's stellar │
║ heart │
║ │
║ this is obviously not ideal for humans, but the government has secretly been │
║ building vast bunkers underground that are large enough to house all of │
║ humanity for the next 100,000 years (which is approximately how long it'll take │
║ to be engulfed by the sun) │
║ │
║ During that time our job is to find a way off of this barren rock and bring our │
║ treasure troves of biological samples to other places where we can recreate a │
║ new biosphere using alien tech that's been beamed into the minds of our top │
║ scientists while they were on LSD and / or ketamine │
║ │
║ [why don't people make up conspiracy theories like this anymore? They are fun │
║ to me...] │
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"eeek! it's that ghost girl that no-one can unfollow!"
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