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 "she just... didn't even try to hide it. She was so matter of fact about it."
 
 eh, well, you know, we have the internet now. So everything's normalized.
 
 "I guess but it still felt strange."
 
 yeah, she's in her own social media bubble which is entirely separate from
 yours. So to her, it's normal, but to you it seems shocking.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4650 ---
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 my life is already ruined. I pee my pants all the time and I got no dollars.
 why shouldn't I be strange on the internet?
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--- #2 fediverse/2258 ---
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 wow "me from the past" didn't know that you're not supposed to tell Facebook
 shit
 
 but also like, there are soooooo many normies trapped there. it's a shame that
 everything that's seen on that site is AI or content farmed
A screenshot of a notification screen from the Facebook website.  it says "How we use this info:  your gender selection is "fuck if I know". Facebook may use this info to promote safety, integrity, and security. We don't use it to show you ads.  Privacy Policy"
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--- #3 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #4 fediverse/4955 ---
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 "say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #5 fediverse/4180 ---
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 @user-1639 
 
 or nobody sees it, because you post the things you say on the internet in 2024
 which is so siloed and echo-chambered that the only people who hear it say
 "tru tho" and "she just like me fr" and never change because of your words
 
 ... wait that's just what you said, but made more specific, isn't it?
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--- #6 fediverse/4252 ---
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 sometimes I think I'd be better without social media.
 
 And then I remember that it's the only way I know to talk.
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--- #7 fediverse/4764 ---
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 if you don't talk in public, then nobody knows you. If you change your profile
 picture, then everyone knows who was there when you changed it. when you
 change your name, then only people who recognize your face or your personality
 knows you.
 
 social media is for the speakers. everyone else lacks the sense of community.
 community is security.
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--- #8 fediverse/5042 ---
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 if fedi isn't a real social media site and instead just an AI project, then
 what does that tell you when the most interesting things to read on the
 internet are on fedi?
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--- #9 fediverse/4175 ---
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 what's up with people on social media posting obviously out of season pictures
 of places they went to last weekend??
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--- #10 fediverse/4657 ---
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 turns out brains really are that simple.
 
 there's just, a lot of social technology built up which could be forgotten if
 everyone lost their memories at once.
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 @user-883 
 
 the future is what we make of it. it happens both slower and faster than
 imaginable, and it's not evenly distributed.
 
 when I yearn for the future, I find myself drawn to the past - the natural
 world around me inspires me in ways that my computer never could. Just as my
 computer inspires me in ways that a tree, a brook, a cloud alight might not.
 
 though the future may be terrifying, we're here for it together. And nothing
 has changed in our humanity, save for our slight addiction to social media.
 frankly I'd take social media over leaded gasoline any day!
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--- #12 fediverse/1669 ---
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 "she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
 to describe as."
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--- #13 fediverse/4716 ---
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 "hey you're cool, can I get your socials?"
 
 sure, I mostly post on the fediverse
 
 "what's that"
 
 oh, like... Mastodon
 
 "oh, no haha I meant like a real social media"
 
 ah. well I make comments on Reddit sometimes.
 
 you make them sound like a jerk
 
 no they're cool they're just misinformed. the fediverse is the future, or
 like, something like it, I'm sure. who wants to go back to capitalism? not me
 hehe
 
 ... I'm getting silly, gonna go to sleep.
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--- #14 messages/730 ---
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 "got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
 Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
 you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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 @user-278 
 
 I can't do weed in public places. I need to be alone so that I can properly
 use the altered mental state to be weird on the internet.
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--- #16 fediverse/4024 ---
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 my cat doesn't know that my family is my family. She thinks they're just some
 other people who visit the house.
 
 but they're special to me, as all people are, and I think she takes notice.
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--- #17 fediverse/2731 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 I can 100% relate, to all of this.
 
 we are multifaceted. all people are.
 
 on social media, you follow someone for a particular facet, and if they don't
 like your other facets well then it wasn't meant to be.
 
 there's also no shame in pruning people who post things that upset you or that
 aren't interesting.
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--- #18 fediverse/4088 ---
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 I'm such a fucking extrovert. I can't stop talking to nobody on the internet
 because I don't have anyone else to talk to.
 
 Well, I do, but I like to talk to you. To nobody. To the space between
 computers.
 
 ... [and everyone else beyonds, like the CIA or whatever, but TBH I don't
 really factor them into my social calculations because they never really talk
 back.]
 
 I like it because I can write whatever I'd like without the confines of
 another person's generated conversation.
 
 Instead of 50% one person's LLM output and 50% another, it's 100% mine
 
 [if this were an LLM, which it's not, haha]
 
 and that somehow feels more... freeing
 
 like a truly disconnected thought
 
 and that's what's so special about it... this act of solitudinous
 contemplatial... the fact that it's unique amongst it's counterparts.
 
 ... though it can also become untethered, which is why it's important to edit.
 
 [proceeds to never edit a single post]
 
 = so =
 
 ugh it's so hard to think when all I can think of is feelings. Why can't they
 be done
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 @user-579                                                                        │
 I've had IRL friends who made accounts on servers that got defederated.          │
 They were confused why I didn't respond to their likes, comments, and            │
 subscribes.                                                                      │
 I had no knowledge of them because they had the misfortune of accidentally       │
 making an account on a server that once had nazis on it. WHOOPS.                 │
 It's easy to turn someone off of a concept like decentralized social media.      │
 It's very easy for them to become a "yeah I tried it but it wasn't for me"       │
 kind of person. Feeling isolated from the one person you know in real life who   │
 also uses this cool new social media site is a quick way to do so...             │
 At the same time, Nazis exist. How do you defeat them if not blocking?           │
 well... blocking only works if they're corralled into 4chan and it's 2010. Now   │
 that fascism owns the social media giants like Twitter, they are platformed,     │
 and so they spread.                                                              │
 And we are corralling ourselves into our archipelagic islands of invite-only     │
 rooms where we can talk to ourselves for fun.                                    │
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--- #20 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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