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 uh-oh, psycherwaul incoming. 'guess that's what happens when [insert events of
 recent life]
 
 == so ==
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/4758 ---
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 I'm gonna go psycherwaul into my journals for a bit, if I come back today
 it'll be extra waul-y so, idk, beware I guess
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--- #2 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #3 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #4 fediverse/4038 ---
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 it's your life to spend. how do you [intend/plan] on being useful?
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--- #5 fediverse/2130 ---
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 nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
 
 [2020 occurs]
 
 whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #6 fediverse/625 ---
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 @user-232 @user-467 @user-468 
 
 Almost as if they design events to create headlines that provoke equally
 contrastable reactions as those that are caused to be effected by both the
 right and the left
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--- #7 fediverse/2611 ---
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 @user-1153 
 
 what kind of meta are you referring to? instance stuff?
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--- #8 fediverse/5261 ---
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 ents are basically "what if trees were fast"
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--- #9 fediverse/3678 ---
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #10 fediverse/5081 ---
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 what if mastodon recorded the date and time of every time you boosted /
 unboosted something so you can keep track of what your page looked like over
 time [in the export data functionality]
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--- #11 fediverse/2415 ---
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 @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 
 
 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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--- #12 fediverse/5169 ---
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 if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
 that you do,
 
 leave that situation
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--- #13 fediverse/3965 ---
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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--- #14 messages/255 ---
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 Has that tree always been there? How is it so tall with such a thin trunk?
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--- #15 fediverse/1131 ---
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 @user-850 
 
 true T.T I forgot about physical ailments. Was mostly thinking about
 interpersonal relationships because that's what's on my mind rn in my life.
 
 @user-5
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--- #16 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #17 fediverse/4671 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #18 fediverse/2668 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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--- #19 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #20 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #21 fediverse/41 ---
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 @user-36 As a thought experiment, what do you think happens using this system
 to divide by 1? What about dividing by 0? Curious to see what you think
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--- #22 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #23 messages/1201 ---
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 Whoever said that left and right shift had to do the same things?
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--- #24 messages/967 ---
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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--- #25 messages/1236 ---
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  true AI is when no decision or logical momentum can be explained by "... and
  that value was randomly generated." -- (my opinion)
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--- #26 fediverse/5590 ---
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 vibe coding is just writing comments in increasing detail until the generated
 code matches what you need.
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--- #27 messages/701 ---
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 one sec  gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
 lemme think
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--- #28 fediverse/180 ---
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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--- #29 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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--- #30 fediverse/5041 ---
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 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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--- #31 fediverse/5039 ---
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 leftists be like "what if everyone was fed" and the response is "ah but what
 if they gave us some of their stuff first"
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--- #32 fediverse/3386 ---
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 observation is when you look with no assumptions.
 
 paranoia is when you assume you can be seen.
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--- #33 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #34 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #35 fediverse/5673 ---
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 darn girlfriends snuggling me to death. lemme type pls I got psychic ramblings
 to profess earnestly and honestly and truely
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--- #36 fediverse/1031 ---
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 kinda funny how the people in my life won't let me, a witch, cast spells on
 them. Like they doubt my intentions? ? ? and when they do they're just,
 mentally eye-rolling all the time. How's a girl to get any practice if nobody
 wants to be hypnotized >.>
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--- #37 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #38 fediverse/1437 ---
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 a perpetual motion machine would appear stable to the machine in motion
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--- #39 fediverse/1680 ---
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 @user-1061 
 
 that happens sometimes, no clue why.
a picture of my neocities visitor counts. For some reason on two particular days it drops to like, 12 people for some reason? ? ?
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--- #40 fediverse/5118 ---
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 what if we paid people to answer questions about their life?
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--- #41 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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--- #42 fediverse/3869 ---
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 fedi is just an invitation to visit the lives of other people going through
 things at the speed of time
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--- #43 messages/91 ---
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 Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures
 (total) over the course of your life
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--- #44 fediverse/3253 ---
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 it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
 from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #45 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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--- #46 fediverse/6318 ---
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 what if toki pona but for hieroglyphics like the gobi desert
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--- #47 fediverse/1951 ---
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 @user-1112 
 
 back in the day playing a magic game with someone felt like an event
 
 now it's something to wait through while your burrito cooks
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--- #48 fediverse/3258 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 I wonder how it would feel to bind numpad enter to tab instead?
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--- #49 fediverse/3821 ---
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 @user-1597 
 
 oh nooooooooo
 
 guess I'm reflashing
the same picture, except this time the only command installed is echo
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--- #50 messages/152 ---
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 Crazy, or just superstitious to a fault?
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--- #51 fediverse_boost/5625 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Tihi :blobcatgiggle:                                                        
                                                                              
  How the tables have turned! :blobcatangel:                                  
  
                                                            
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--- #52 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #53 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #54 fediverse/2090 ---
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 don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
 tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
 they don't have energy when they need it.
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--- #55 messages/1237 ---
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 we should put an object in continual moonlight. see what happens.
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--- #56 fediverse/3571 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 all things are intermediate steps, from yesterday to tomorrow.
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--- #57 fediverse/154 ---
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 confusion is seeing with perfect clarity and speaking with utter disconnection
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--- #58 fediverse/5195 ---
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 whenever you test one extreme, you must also test it's opposite, just for the
 extra information.
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--- #59 fediverse/5249 ---
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 enemies are just guys you haven't figured out the value in cooperating with.
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--- #60 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #61 fediverse/6175 ---
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 okay okay bear with me...
 
 what if blackberry with keyboard ABOVE the screen
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--- #62 fediverse/6304 ---
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 Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
 
 Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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--- #63 fediverse/828 ---
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 [content warning: psycherwaul]
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--- #64 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #65 messages/1177 ---
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 it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #66 fediverse/562 ---
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 when peak unintelligibility levels have been reached, feel free to become
 unremarkable at your leisure.
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--- #67 fediverse/641 ---
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 something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat
 it" or something like that
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--- #68 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #69 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #70 fediverse/1708 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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--- #71 messages/282 ---
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 Soup kitchens are how they get leftists to burn out.
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--- #72 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #73 fediverse/4876 ---
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 │ CW: re: US politics-related, personal │
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #74 fediverse/956 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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--- #75 messages/433 ---
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 What if wind was fake and its really the ghost of the waves from the shore?
 What if trees moved on their own, to gesture at the feelings around them? What
 if the sky was home to the clouds, and we who look upward are given the treat
 to know them?
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--- #76 messages/560 ---
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 To tempt fate is to invite "forever" consequences into your life
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--- #77 fediverse/65 ---
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
 mathematics are wrong.
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--- #78 fediverse/2970 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 sunlight, as a new daybreak dawns?
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--- #79 messages/377 ---
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--- #80 fediverse/6072 ---
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 or maybe you trust people you've known your entire life? duh. how's your
 family?k
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--- #81 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #82 fediverse/4679 ---
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 but ritz, if you do the same thing every time, you'll get predictable
 
 oh true. what if we cycled them and made it like a numbers station
 
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station
 
 with auto-generated alterations
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 @user-883 
 
 didn't that guy die in like, the very next scene?? oops spoilers
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--- #84 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #86 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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 @user-882
 
 true, and that was somehow seen as progressive ? ? ? The past was wild
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--- #88 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #89 fediverse/3085 ---
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 a package manager that downloads from any package manager
 
 to switch between if something goes wrong
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--- #90 fediverse/498 ---
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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--- #91 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #92 fediverse/2918 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 You're cool!
 
 I always thought of abstracting something as "applying intelligence to hasten
 logical conclusions"
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--- #93 fediverse/4117 ---
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #94 fediverse/4658 ---
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 ... and then things got turned up to eleven
 
 what were they at before?
 
 ... eleven. why do you ask?
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--- #95 fediverse/3787 ---
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 arithmatic control flow
 
 If A, then B. Else C
a picture of a programmatic implementation of arithmatic control flow
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--- #96 messages/1131 ---
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 what's the world like?
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--- #97 fediverse/872 ---
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 @user-608 
 
 games-as-an-api when
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--- #98 fediverse/841 ---
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 universal basic income is nice and all, but what about universal basic rations?
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--- #99 fediverse/4940 ---
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 what if I smoked weed and played video games after a long period of time away
 from the internet which I missed dearly
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--- #100 messages/1166 ---
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 A black hole's event horizon is just when the matter "broke through" to the
 other dimension and now light can't escape because the surface is in shadow.
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--- #101 messages/716 ---
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 When did people lose hope for the world?
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--- #102 messages/1090 ---
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 programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair.  first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away.  second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world"  third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads:  "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe"
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--- #104 messages/1051 ---
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 Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
 events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
 when
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--- #105 messages/485 ---
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 Neurotyping is like astrology for autistic people who are interested in the
 humanities courses at college
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--- #106 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #107 fediverse/5876 ---
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 @user-1643 
 
 good, now they have sknin the fightlightright. I wonder if they know what to
 do?
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--- #108 bluesky#39 ---
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 what if we deputize anyone who asks for it
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--- #109 messages/276 ---
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 Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
 solve your problems
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--- #110 fediverse/946 ---
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 @user-661 
 
 so, you should strive to be compassionate and honest, in order to keep fear
 from ruling your life?
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--- #111 fediverse/1738 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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--- #112 fediverse/1547 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #113 fediverse/789 ---
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 found this silly diagram in my pictures folder for no reason whatsoever, hehe
 so silly amiright
 
 (guess which square I'm in lmaooooo)
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--- #114 fediverse/3092 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 oh yeah UBI would be nice. Can we do that instead?
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--- #115 fediverse/1454 ---
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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--- #116 fediverse/2842 ---
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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--- #117 fediverse/1266 ---
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 @user-907 
 
 how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
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--- #118 fediverse_boost/6152 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  What does a human slowly going insane look like to a corporation?           
                                                                              
  It looks like an additional monthly user.                                   
  
                                                            
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--- #119 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #120 fediverse/1035 ---
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
 of the variables when it pauses or ends.
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--- #121 fediverse/2981 ---
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 @user-1414 @user-381 
 
 gives me the same vibes as bringing zip-ties to January 6th
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--- #122 fediverse/2812 ---
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 when you're alone, everything that happens to you is personal.
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--- #123 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #124 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #125 fediverse/5856 ---
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 "gets shot"
 
 shocked-pikachu.jpg
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--- #126 fediverse/3717 ---
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 hey, you know how historically they used to lobotomize young women who were
 too fiery, passionate, independent, driven, motivated, and clairvoyant?
 
 they did that on purpose.
 
 that was less than a lifetime ago.
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--- #127 fediverse/2193 ---
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 @user-928 @user-1013 
 
 Right, like, if you didn't make friends at BLM then how are you going to know
 when and where the right time and place is to be to protest effectively?
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--- #128 fediverse/4524 ---
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #129 fediverse/1396 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you can always throw that resume at the next job too!
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--- #130 fediverse/469 ---
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 something something brb watching a Perun video
 
 https://www.youtube.com/@user-343
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--- #131 messages/373 ---
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 that moment when you swear you see your messages changing under your
 fingertips, long after you've written them
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--- #132 fediverse/955 ---
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 @user-673 
 
 what if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time?
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--- #133 fediverse/3980 ---
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 just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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--- #134 fediverse/1958 ---
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 I can't believe I didn't go. What's wrong with me.
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--- #135 messages/928 ---
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 such feelings are treated as insight, as it feels good to be un-abandoned.
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--- #136 fediverse/5435 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a picture of a flag with three horizontal stripes, to represent the breadth of a large country.  the top stripe is black, to represent the night sky  the middle stripe is red to represent the people of this earth  the bottom stripe is blue to represent the rainfall as it pools below our feet
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--- #137 fediverse/5437 ---
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 okay flag is cool and all but what if
a flag with three colored bars, oriented vertically left to right.  on the left, is a black bar, symbolizing blackness.  on the middle, is a red bar, symbolizing things that are red. and also passion because sex is red.  in the right, there is placed with due care a blue. that blue is bar. it is blue and represents water because water is clear and clearly blue.
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--- #138 fediverse/1810 ---
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 some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
 and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #139 fediverse/185 ---
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 so... is dynamic typing just automatic typecasting?
 
 #programming
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--- #140 messages/463 ---
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 A democracy only works if the losing side consents to being governed by the
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--- #141 fediverse/4620 ---
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 "is she bipolar or does she just consistently forget her estrogen injection?"
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--- #142 fediverse/2656 ---
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 people who like you
 
 or at least are interested in what you have to say
 
 versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
 listening at that time of day)
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 subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
 make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #144 fediverse/3402 ---
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 @user-1523 
 
 be me
 
 write in the style of greentext
 
 my text isn't green
 
 me:
 
 :O :O :O
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--- #145 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #146 messages/930 ---
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 <bang slam kerblam> there goes another line into ram. wonder what it's
 used for.
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--- #147 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
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--- #148 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #149 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #150 messages/85 ---
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 You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is.
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--- #151 fediverse/986 ---
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
 formatting or grammar.
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--- #152 fediverse/3564 ---
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 this kind of thing always happens when I'm manic lmao
error  we are unable to permit banking access at this time. please try again later or call this number for assistance.
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--- #153 fediverse_boost/668 ---
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--- #154 fediverse/5209 ---
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 fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons;
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--- #155 fediverse/4485 ---
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 getting the phone numbers of cute he/thems at a bar is NOT the same as
 organizing.
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--- #156 messages/250 ---
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 The hardest part about mental struggles is that the battlefield often turns
 out to be your relationships with your friends.
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--- #157 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #158 fediverse/2111 ---
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 when someone deletes what they were typing and starts over, that means they
 have something more to share and you should try and figure out what it is with
 questions.
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--- #159 fediverse/5924 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ocarina of time T.T
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 @user-1265 
 
 you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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--- #161 fediverse/342 ---
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 @user-245
 
 why do so many people reject that intuitive baking is a thing?
 
 because they've been burned before!
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--- #162 messages/500 ---
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 So long as capital remains, "living a good life" is a distraction.
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--- #163 fediverse/4901 ---
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 "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
 caught by github"
 
 - computer touchers in a union
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--- #164 fediverse/1490 ---
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 @user-883 @user-1007 
 
 bury me where I fall? :3
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--- #165 fediverse/3422 ---
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 you interact with your gender identity.
 
 your friends interact with your gender expression.
 
 strangers interact with your gender presentation.
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--- #166 fediverse/6373 ---
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 --help is always easier to read than "man"
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--- #167 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #168 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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--- #169 messages/116 ---
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 If your surroundings changed overnight, how much of the past would you
 remember?
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--- #170 fediverse/2465 ---
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 @user-970 
 
 to me, "early" is "before my foe"
 
 which is right on time.
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--- #171 fediverse/3223 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the last thing a photon sees before becoming part of a brain
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--- #172 messages/907 ---
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 What if we made trans guys grow fur and trans girls have magic
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--- #173 messages/765 ---
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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--- #174 fediverse/2967 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 "here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
 uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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--- #175 fediverse/5488 ---
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 okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.>
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--- #176 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #177 notes/craving ---
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 a craving to know more and a carefully examined set of actions which
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--- #178 messages/1002 ---
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
 decide you want to.
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--- #179 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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--- #180 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #181 messages/1176 ---
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 it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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--- #182 fediverse/3984 ---
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 at the end of your life, you've built a person
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--- #183 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #184 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #185 fediverse/2220 ---
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 @user-1203 
 
 Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most
 people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit"
 functionality 😋
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--- #186 fediverse/3113 ---
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 working with java feels like reading 4 words per page in an anatomy textbook
 and somehow building a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
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--- #187 fediverse/1803 ---
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 games where comments on the replays show up in future chat-logs for that
 episode
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--- #188 fediverse/6236 ---
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 I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me
 
 they just... don't know how to know it.
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--- #189 fediverse/2209 ---
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 @user-246 :ms_mind_blown: whoa
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--- #190 fediverse/3741 ---
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 you can only be yourself once, and it happens while you're alive.
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--- #191 fediverse/718 ---
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 @user-547 
 
 That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
 this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
 reread what you wrote and think
 
 perfect, no notes
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--- #192 fediverse/3646 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #193 fediverse/3237 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
 cancel, right?"
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--- #194 fediverse/6259 ---
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 AI feels like magic
 
 [to me]
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--- #195 fediverse/1275 ---
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 Our chances may be
 
 far from pioneered
 
 but our chances may be in our favor
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--- #196 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #197 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #198 fediverse/2677 ---
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 the better you eat, the more ready your body will be for unexpected situations.
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--- #199 fediverse/1722 ---
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #200 fediverse/5418 ---
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 @user-119 
 
 even if they don't know it
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