=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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"yeah it was a big nothingburger. All those post-it's in the park turned out
to just be a prank or something. Weird right?"
heh deception is my middle name
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/2801 ---
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@user-351
yeah it wasn't anything invasive which was nice. like, it's not an
interrogation room from TV it's more like, a therapist's office.
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--- #2 messages/359 ---
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"God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
make sure it stays that way."
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--- #3 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #4 messages/992 ---
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"well done!" he said, and i can't stop thinking about how happy it made me
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--- #5 fediverse/887 ---
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somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #6 fediverse/6323 ---
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"eeek! it's that ghost girl that no-one can unfollow!"
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--- #7 fediverse/5450 ---
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"cool it with the psychic posting"
ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #8 fediverse/3179 ---
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omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
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--- #9 fediverse/4552 ---
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│ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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this is my home...
this is where I'm from...
can't wait to turn it into a public park, just fuckin' watch me.
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--- #10 fediverse/4678 ---
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│ CW: AI-mentioned-crimes-mentioned-penises-mentioned │
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"Hi chatGPT, can you take every post that I make on the fediverse and replace
all instances of criminal acts with references to fruit and all locations with
several sentences of poetry about horses and their beautiful cocks?"
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--- #11 fediverse/5318 ---
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"grandpa trump" is synonymous with hitler in some circles
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--- #12 fediverse/5442 ---
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@user-1839
the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
be there.
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--- #13 fediverse/4297 ---
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@user-1605
yeh it should just be @user-1657 or possibly RitzMenardi or something like that
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--- #14 fediverse/1916 ---
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"you don't seem autistic"
wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #15 fediverse/3237 ---
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│ CW: re: net neutrality, caps │
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@user-192
it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
cancel, right?"
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--- #16 fediverse/5581 ---
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"I heard they're using cannabis to defeat parkinsons"
oh yeah well I heard they're using cannabis to defeat capitalism
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--- #17 fediverse/2295 ---
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│ CW: re: your favorite text editor │
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@user-1218
can echo into a file if nothing else, though that's quite a big hassle =P
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--- #18 fediverse/2379 ---
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│ CW: uspol │
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they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #19 fediverse/6102 ---
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sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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--- #20 fediverse/2789 ---
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"it's a cheap piece of aluminum."
not to me. to me it's a wedding ring.
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--- #21 fediverse/3111 ---
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@user-1423
yes it does and okayyyy!
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--- #22 fediverse/6368 ---
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@user-1927
"is it a long document or a small one? documents are usually about
this-or-that size, this one is much higher than that."
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--- #23 fediverse/1648 ---
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #24 notes/utopian-fiction ---
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But the past is boring, it already happened after all! Clearly there's nothing
to be learned... Right? Seems like there's a big market out there for examining
what we as a species did right, even if we had to sacrifice ethics to get
there.
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--- #25 messages/1053 ---
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Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #26 fediverse/2145 ---
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@user-192
no I didn't know that was a thing
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--- #27 fediverse/1579 ---
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #28 messages/1003 ---
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"revolution is when..." is just shorthand for saying "this thing, this verb,
this noun, this design, this... this is revolutionary"
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--- #29 fediverse/4901 ---
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"hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being
caught by github"
- computer touchers in a union
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--- #30 fediverse/1416 ---
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@user-979 @user-980
they do it for power.
power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
evil.
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--- #31 fediverse/3892 ---
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"they should make clothing stores for tall people"
uhhhh have you ever heard of "big-and-tall"
"yeah but I'm not big, just tall"
smh
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--- #32 fediverse/2911 ---
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and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #33 fediverse/4524 ---
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phew that takes a load off my mind : )
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--- #34 fediverse/2791 ---
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@user-1358
you don't go golfing to relax.
well, maybe you do, but he doesn't.
he goes golfing to talk about shady shit.
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--- #35 fediverse/6321 ---
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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--- #36 fediverse/5049 ---
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│ CW: childhood-starvation-mentioned │
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"childhood starvation is due to neglect, not food prices, dummy"
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--- #37 fediverse/3799 ---
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everyone knows me as a massive flake
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--- #38 fediverse/4304 ---
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"mom can we have some trans girls"
"no, we have trans girls at home"
the trans girls at home: :fediverse:
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--- #39 fediverse/956 ---
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│ CW: re: spirituality │
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@user-579
it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
... right?
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--- #40 messages/132 ---
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Man, who has the audacity to look at the breadth of the universe and say "is
that all?"
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--- #41 fediverse/1300 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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eat another pickle
you surely will not regret eating another pickle
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--- #42 messages/730 ---
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"got it. So-and-so likes this-or-that, and whats-her-face wants it that way.
Is this the kind of thing you want me to try and remember to accomodate or can
you handle agreeing to disagree?"
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--- #43 fediverse/2113 ---
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this is what the crypto news looks like rn, if you know anyone who's into that
kinda thing... wait, why not? me either, huh
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--- #44 fediverse/5965 ---
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"you're too loud, weirdo"
okayyyyy
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--- #45 fediverse/2912 ---
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│ CW: re: politics │
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@user-1074
yeah he's... literally the commander in chief of all the feds. that's his job,
among other things.
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--- #46 fediverse/2881 ---
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"never lose your totem"
I only lose things when in motion. at rest I know where everything is.
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--- #47 fediverse/4680 ---
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"but what if you go to all that effort and Trump doesn't do all the things
that he said he'd do just like last time when he had checks and balances that
were keeping him in check and balanced and unlike now when the checks and
balances that kept him in check and balanced last time were dismantled by the
supreme court last summer?"
listen it's worth it, I swear it's true, change is coming and I'm here with
you.
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--- #48 fediverse/4855 ---
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"you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me
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--- #49 fediverse/4687 ---
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"girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
your backpack"
yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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--- #50 fediverse/4688 ---
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--- #51 fediverse/4751 ---
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apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee
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--- #52 fediverse/4473 ---
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@user-1268
that's kind of a big question 😅
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--- #53 fediverse/5956 ---
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well, there goes the whole neighborhood. turns out people just stole it.
larger scale next time
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--- #54 fediverse/5482 ---
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│ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │
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when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is
to just... use it.
ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs?
I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug
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--- #55 fediverse/5124 ---
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│ CW: re: NSFW, kink (ABDL), lewd pic w/o nudity │
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@user-1370
wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #56 fediverse/988 ---
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4/20
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--- #57 messages/701 ---
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one sec gotta send something else from my phone... now, what was it, hmmmmm
lemme think
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--- #58 fediverse/195 ---
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│ CW: re: nightmare-app-for-neurotypicals │
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@user-168 oh whoops. I meant it's something for neurotypicals, but it'd be a
nightmare. Just like all the other stuff they came up with, like society and
multilevel marketing
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--- #59 messages/1161 ---
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #60 fediverse/2130 ---
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nuts wait hang on ummmm how about FIST
[2020 occurs]
whoa worst year ever. Okay, um...
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--- #61 fediverse/406 ---
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"imagine if this was the last thing you remembered"me, last night, in a state
of mind that I don't remember today
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--- #62 fediverse/6458 ---
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gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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"mankind would not consent to be governed if it had any other choice"
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║ │ "Imagine what they did when we couldn't see their crimes on our phones" │ ║
║ │ Sticker spotted in NYC │ ║
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│ CW: mental-health-minus │
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"why didn't you say anything? why didn't you ask for help?"
because then you might have done something about it, and don't you know I
deserve to decay?
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... and then things got turned up to eleven
what were they at before?
... eleven. why do you ask?
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@user-138
turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act
of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism.
something something bread and circuses work
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"let us know when you're leaving, not when you arrive."
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to be clear, salting fields is dumb, don't do it, it's bad for the environment
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@user-138
"here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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"Capitalism doesn't hurt me, so it's fine!" - most of America
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@user-588
this just implies that bigfoot has a similar habitat to black bears.
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION something something
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misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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just because someone did something one way and it worked, doesn't mean you
have to do it that way again.
but you should have a reason why you aren't doing it that way.
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@user-1636
... Is that already a thing? I should look around more, teehee
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@user-5
and mobile users who accidentally type . instead of [space] or something like
that which is easy to mistakenly press on some keyboards
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if one person is honest to everyone, then no-one can be honest to them for
anything they want to keep hidden.
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Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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so it shall seem that sticks and mud are for me
I say as I sit in my apartment eating rice and beans
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"it's weird how depressed I am"
says the girl who is always depressed
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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hey. wanna know what would be really cursed?
--
if trump dropped out and musk took his place
--
good thing it'll never happen because those dinguses can't accept defeat and
will never tactically retreat
--
maybe something to keep in mind for 4 years from now. eyes on the prize for
now means our eyes aren't to our flanks.
what else could they do that would come out of left field?
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"please hire me. I'll post memes in the slack channels."
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"what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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"Argh I hate being validated!"people in denial
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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│ CW: capitalism-mentioned │
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"buying something" under capitalism just means that you get less of everything
else in exchange for this particular thing.
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"pay attention to me, for I have nothing of value to contribute"
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@user-1074
yeah it's probably a better plan than betting on witcherie I gotta say
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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Rice has been eaten. I threw a cookie on-top for good measure. I think that
was a good decision.
I'm going to the park. I don't know what I'll find, but I'm sure there'll be
fireworks.
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@user-1171
"gee I never hear from you how would I know that if people like you didn't say
something valuable and important like this"an appreciative someone
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wow "me from the past" didn't know that you're not supposed to tell Facebook
shit
but also like, there are soooooo many normies trapped there. it's a shame that
everything that's seen on that site is AI or content farmed
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broke:
the Biden presidency was meant to defuse the rage of BLM
woke:
we needed more time to gather our strength
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"stop starving yourself" to the tune of "stop hitting yourself"
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│ CW: politics │
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most people have no idea what's going on in politics. Absolutely no
conception. It's all just "good/bad thing happened today, here's how the
pundits feel about it" it's literally scenery to them.
why would they care? nothing changes for them.
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"hey, wanna congregate with us? Cool my name is so-and-so, this is [person],
over here is [other persion]. We're gonna walk down to the fountain over
there, feel free to join us"
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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"we cannot win"
is a lie they tell you so that we cannot win
if we all believed that, I think we'd die.
and yet still we profane
and yet still we remain
contrasting and opposing their untruths.
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it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website
are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the
html?
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socks are a lie drafted by big thread to get us to invest in knitting machines
so we don't have to buy our own footwear at the store
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Good storytelling is telling things [even if/because] they are plot of the
events as told via -- stack overflow -- hmmm this was from a while ago, idk
when
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"where the heck is kinshasa"
- said the one guy who probably slept through geographic orientation class
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@user-217
big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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folding tables in the park
seated around which is a spark
all we really need to do
is talk about what we need to do
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I can picture it now, caravans of trumpers [call them by their name, they are
foes once again]
driving halfway across the USA
look at all of those islands
[also read alt-text]
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│ CW: drugs-mentioned │
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the spirits are telling me to hang out with homeless people and do fentanyl
again.
haha weird, gonna try resisting that if I can.
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oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
bugs and vulnerabilities
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"deadpool ICE" and it's consequences have been a disaster for the mandated
de-collectivization efforts
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Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of pumping oil out of the ground,
we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
thousand years
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@user-1218
it was funny : )
it might be??? the guy who made it is named Ville Minkonnen (I think) and that
sounds vaguely scandinavian
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okay but why has nobody ever approached AI from a game design perspective like
seriously there should be researchers who are multidisciplined in this kind of
thing
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║ │ i was wrong... so much has happened since this post │ ║
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thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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sorry for the double post, had to redact things
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The biggest problem in my mind with socialism is that you could get all of the
workers into a room before finding out that they don't like each other
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│ CW: cursed │
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look all I'm saying is that if they want to dress people up like ICE and have
them kidnap people without recourse, maybe we could do the same.
giant buzzer noise
EVIL
buzzer noise ends
ah, uh... haha I um don't mean, like, KIDnapping people, just... uh, just
kidding! haha... laughs neverously
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│ CW: 3/20 swearing │
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3/20
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│ CW: cursing-mentioned │
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"Ritz Menardi? Oh yeah I remember her. What a massive disappointment. This is
why we don't let fucking divas join."
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I once made Webfishing, but World of Warcraft instead of fishing. Not to split
the party or anything hehe
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privacy doesn't mean anything on the internet to me because privacy on the
internet doesn't mean anything to "them"
gestures vaguely, maybe winks once or twice and/or presents an emphasis face
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it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them
from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts
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--- #125 fediverse/1269 ---
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@user-883
hey! Friends just left but I'm kinda pooped. Might shitpost for a bit then
crash. We should hang out this week ^_^
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--- #126 fediverse/3776 ---
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whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're
doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #127 fediverse/2663 ---
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│ CW: scary │
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they say human trafficking is a huge issue but why don't you ever hear about
it on the news
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--- #128 fediverse/3335 ---
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arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
(I didn't paint this hehe)
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--- #129 fediverse/4578 ---
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│ CW: common-cognitohazard-mentioned │
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Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
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--- #130 fediverse/5357 ---
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│ CW: re: CIA-bullshit-mentioned-oops-cursing-mentioned │
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@user-1807
haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #131 fediverse/3002 ---
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"come, taste the kool-aid, it's delicious"
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--- #132 fediverse/2157 ---
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@user-1180
the reason I say this is sometimes it's necessary to boost a post that doesn't
have a CW and like, I can't add one of my own, so...
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--- #133 fediverse/1334 ---
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│ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │
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subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to
make sure you didn't pee your pants
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--- #134 fediverse/6447 ---
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I just ate a whooooole chocolate bar
it melted in my hands
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--- #135 fediverse/1841 ---
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curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #136 fediverse/1589 ---
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When I first came to the fediverse it felt like a breath of fresh air -
finally, I could speak to the world!
I don't know what happened, but somehow now it feels like I only speak to
like, 30 people
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--- #137 fediverse/5188 ---
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did you know that kids these days don't know how to do thing?
It's true! they do thing instead!
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--- #138 fediverse/5796 ---
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"what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
some pretty spicy kush
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--- #139 fediverse/5312 ---
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oh it looks like it's about "time-o-clock", when people in charge decide that
the internet should be de-anonymized, and all the users are like "ew gross"
because then they'd know that all of their neighbors are perverts
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--- #140 fediverse/3014 ---
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the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #141 fediverse/4892 ---
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what if we made a giant dictionary of every single possible pixel arrangement
storable in 8 bytes and it took up like, half a gigabyte, and then we indexed
into it whenever we wanted to print an arbitrary visual element to our
terminals?
something something not-curses
https://notcurses.com/
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that's it, that's the whole thing, the title of the thing - majesty in ravnica
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--- #143 messages/1116 ---
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What works for me might not work for another,
But
What works for me might work for another.
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--- #144 fediverse/1777 ---
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what if we taxed land not by charging money to keep it but rather by taking
some of it and giving it to the bureau of land management
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--- #145 fediverse/1810 ---
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some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming"
and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important.
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--- #146 fediverse/1385 ---
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listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #147 fediverse/5144 ---
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my fediverse posts are not campaign promises, and should not be received as
things I will always continue to believe.
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--- #148 fediverse/4117 ---
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@user-92
emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #149 fediverse/347 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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cookies are just cookie dough that you've already baked
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--- #150 fediverse/5782 ---
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sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
I hope that's okay
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--- #151 fediverse/3190 ---
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│ CW: mental-health-mentioned-suicide-mentioned-capitalism-mentioned │
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"oh don't mind her she's just suicidal over capitalism and making it everyone
else's problem"
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--- #152 fediverse/3654 ---
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│ CW: food-mentioned │
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phew this is what happens when you make your morning pages public. gonna eat
some pizza instead of this nonsense.
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--- #153 fediverse/3646 ---
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@user-138
they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #154 messages/1176 ---
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it's not a community if nobody would ask where you've been.
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--- #155 fediverse/4040 ---
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@user-1573
... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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--- #156 fediverse/5961 ---
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@user-138
maybe it's evil hackers - idk that's beyond my expertise - good luck : )
(I'd need to see the piece of technology to work on it. I'm a hardware kinda
[girl, but pronounced guy])
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--- #157 fediverse/6380 ---
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[it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #158 messages/377 ---
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infinite dedication implies stagnation, don't be so quick to trust.
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--- #159 fediverse/4637 ---
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"the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion"
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--- #160 fediverse/5169 ---
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if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything
that you do,
leave that situation
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--- #161 messages/1261 ---
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"yes there really are that many"
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--- #162 messages/1112 ---
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"oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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--- #163 fediverse/5092 ---
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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--- #164 fediverse/5142 ---
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think
I got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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--- #165 fediverse/3798 ---
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fellas is it gay to get a software job that pays 6 figures just to buy out all
the mutual aid posts every time one crosses my feed??
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--- #166 fediverse/3604 ---
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│ CW: re: computers-mentioned │
└─────────────────────────────┘
@user-1573
I was JUST thinking about suggesting Qubes halfway through your comment and
then I saw the last line. noooooo xD
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--- #167 fediverse/443 ---
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@user-334
it's funny how memes coincide xD
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--- #168 messages/484 ---
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"hey listen! Beware of this danger around me! It's [blegh]
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--- #169 fediverse/905 ---
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having trouble naming things?
just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
trying to get across.
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--- #170 fediverse/4704 ---
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"Is... is she advocating for tax evasion??"
lol
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--- #171 fediverse/6351 ---
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"it's as if they didn't read you at all"
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--- #172 fediverse/5451 ---
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│ CW: pee-mentioned │
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wildflowers and piss make pretty good soil.
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--- #173 fediverse/3753 ---
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@user-1071
... That doesn't really sound like my jam! Sounds too stressful hehe
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--- #174 fediverse/5644 ---
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people's palestine trauma is totally gonna fuck them up when it happens to
their backyard.
thanks, evil-run social media. It's true we wouldn't have been motivated
without it, but such horrors are interminable to concieve about.
"what if we just built our own websites and linked to them when we find them?"
"hmmmm, interesting, this goes in my XYZ bookmark folder"
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--- #175 fediverse/65 ---
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if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
mathematics are wrong.
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--- #176 fediverse/4866 ---
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don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #177 fediverse/3197 ---
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@user-1259
pee
tee
hee
you
can't
stop
mee
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--- #178 fediverse/2556 ---
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│ CW: re: my favorite kind of tea is chamomile! │
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@user-1056
yeah I thought so too but I didn't know how to tell!
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--- #179 fediverse/4896 ---
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│ CW: re: relationships, mh(+/-), where I've been recently │
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@user-1748
they want you drained and overloaded.
makes it harder to take care of others.
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--- #180 fediverse/4770 ---
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@user-1201
and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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--- #181 fediverse/1970 ---
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@user-246
"be gay; do crimes"
it's basically our motto
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--- #182 fediverse/949 ---
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@user-664
yeah that's fair, depends on if he wanted them to be published or not.
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--- #183 messages/238 ---
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The world does not deserve to bear such a sorrowful one as me
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--- #184 fediverse/4955 ---
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"say superfluous on a social media post rn so I know it's you"
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--- #185 fediverse/615 ---
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wretched doesn't necessarily imply miserable.
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--- #186 fediverse/365 ---
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@user-269
oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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about to download "Snakes on a Plane" (2006) to see what all the fuss is about
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@user-398
you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
this hill
(jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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"what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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what if instead of doing anything worthful I got high and posted invisible
secrets on the internagram
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another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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@user-1074
or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar
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"cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind
as I reach for my chopsticks
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I tripped onto the light rail tracks today while a train was near
I can't believe how fucking useless I am
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@user-1716
there's already a web browser named surf 🙃 it's much more minimal than this
one tho
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@user-258
to that I say "teehee"
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@user-1443
they need to do stuff like that or else the republicans would never win...
which honestly is the most heartening thing I've heard all day.
there are more of us than them, thank goodness.
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