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 "yeah it was a big nothingburger. All those post-it's in the park turned out
 to just be a prank or something. Weird right?"
 
 heh deception is my middle name
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2801 ---
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 @user-351 
 
 yeah it wasn't anything invasive which was nice. like, it's not an
 interrogation room from TV it's more like, a therapist's office.
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--- #2 messages/359 ---
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 "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to
 make sure it stays that way."
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--- #3 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #4 messages/992 ---
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 "well done!" he said, and i can't stop thinking about how happy it made me
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--- #5 fediverse/887 ---
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 somehow, it is simultaneously Thursday everywhere at once.
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--- #6 fediverse/6323 ---
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 "eeek! it's that ghost girl that no-one can unfollow!"
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--- #7 fediverse/5450 ---
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 "cool it with the psychic posting"
 
 ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone
 somewhere wants to see it.
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--- #8 fediverse/3179 ---
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 omg it's like Black and White before Black and White was a thing!
A preview from the Nintendo Power magazine for a game released only in japan called Doshin and the Giant.
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--- #9 fediverse/4552 ---
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 this is my home...
 
 this is where I'm from...
 
 can't wait to turn it into a public park, just fuckin' watch me.
a picture of denver colorado. there's a lot of parking lots.
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--- #10 fediverse/4678 ---
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 "Hi chatGPT, can you take every post that I make on the fediverse and replace
 all instances of criminal acts with references to fruit and all locations with
 several sentences of poetry about horses and their beautiful cocks?"
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--- #11 fediverse/5318 ---
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 "grandpa trump" is synonymous with hitler in some circles
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 "bro you haven't even read mein kampf" *sigh* okay what's it about "the nature
 of good and evil" [see this is why pride is a sin, it let's your allies down]
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--- #13 fediverse/5442 ---
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 @user-1839 
 
 the trick is to just make it and point people toward it as if it's supposed to
 be there.
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--- #14 fediverse/4297 ---
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 @user-1605 
 
 yeh it should just be @user-1657 or possibly RitzMenardi or something like that
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--- #15 fediverse/1916 ---
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 "you don't seem autistic"
 
 wow no shit almost as if I had acting classes as a child
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--- #16 fediverse/3237 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 it's like airlines overbooking flights because "hey some people will probably
 cancel, right?"
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--- #17 fediverse/5581 ---
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 "I heard they're using cannabis to defeat parkinsons"
 
 oh yeah well I heard they're using cannabis to defeat capitalism
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--- #18 fediverse/2295 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 can echo into a file if nothing else, though that's quite a big hassle =P
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--- #19 fediverse/2379 ---
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 they have the audacity to claim their plan for next year is a second
 revolution, as if we had sat idle
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--- #20 fediverse/6102 ---
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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