Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/1977 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── functions should be forced to describe the context of why they were being called. I think it would help debug a lot if we supplied a reasoning for each and every request [function call] that we made. We might even be able to parse them into semantic pyramids which we could sorta use to estimate [tree-like scanning] how and why the program did do wrong. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1978 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: fascism-nazis-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1074 that's kinda how police are supposed to operate, btw. put them in dangerous places, and if anyone starts getting angry or aggressive then draw your firearm before them and attempt to calm things down. If that doesn't work, start shooting and run, so you can tell others of what's going on. Oh also you should leave a trail of your actions so others can audit it and see exactly what you were doing at which time. But alas, cops are bogged down in paperwork, so much stuff that needs doing. If only we assigned them secretaries, and treated them like... managers, rather than individual contributors. Perhaps then they, being the collective applicator of the commonly considered ethical good, (laws), then perhaps they might be able to direct other people (who do the paperwork) to handle certain aspects of an investigation, and in doing so better reveal the truth. because the rich and powerful LOVE to hide things behind impossible amounts of proof.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1979 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1037 "I received a ticket to replace the RAM on system 10b42r77 - I did as requested." versus "I received a ticket to replace the RAM on system 10b42r77 - I verified that all sectors of the DIMMs were fully functional, and cleared out the operating-system-cache-which-somehow-has-something-to-do-with-the-ram. In addition, I noticed that a certain dip-switch wasn't configured correctly according to the previously filed and recorded ticket application hardware facilitation request. I set it to the correct configuration. Please confirm if this configuration would conflict with any of your tests." One of them wastes perfectly good hardware chips (RAM), the other saves a few milibytes of disc space. Who would you rather have in your company? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1980 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── A company exists only to serve it's users. ONLY. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1981 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── Dear [company I used to work at], I can completely automate 80% of your corporate structure. And with only a 10% error rate, meaning nine-times out of ten the answer will be correct. We check for errors, obviously, but you know sometimes with only 90 out of 100 examples it's not always possible to identify the correct conclusion. Ah, if only we could fabricate such training-data-conclusions, we might learn thousands of lessons in one hop. if you want to destroy the world, make sure your plans can take effect in more than a single rotation-of-the-ancients. Otherwise your opposition can start to plan to outmaneuver you. And a lot can happen in a year to the [unsuspecting/unworthy]. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1982 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-1037 │ ║ │ ║ True, but what they WANT to know and what is RECORDED in record is often │ ║ not-quite the same thing. │ ║ │ ║ Hence, why laboratory techs feel at odds with the software people running │ ║ applications on their machines. I'm assuming it's roughly the same thing going │ ║ the other direction, though perhaps with a dash of classism thrown in. │ ║ │ ║ The record is useful to these hardware techs, because they've used it to │ ║ diagnose INCREDIBLY OBSCURE issues. SO MUCH READING it hurts my heart just to │ ║ think about it. Scanning and searching for a solution, until finally it's found │ ║ in this cross-examination of two different ancient tickets from just a few │ ║ months ago. │ ║ │ ║ One of them said they set the hardware one way. │ ║ │ ║ the other said they noticed it was out of place. │ ║ │ ║ Suddenly, you realize WHEN your incident started occurring, and then you can │ ║ piece together the facts. │ ║ │ ║ (this has happened like, twice to me so far, and each time I spent weeks on it) │ ║ │ ║ ( though I did work at Intel, meaning I was doing a lot of obscure hardware │ ║ work ) │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1983 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1037 I guess I'm saying that for non-standard functions (most of them) they should need to make a ticket every time they want to run a function call. Perhaps only in debug mode... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1984 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── "mili" versus "mega" is a question of which direction you want to go. "mili" is less abstract - milimeters are smaller than meters. "mega" is more abstract - megabytes are bigger than bytes. we use "mili" terminology to describe things that are often considered small (like bacteria or sub-plutonic inches, or number of microbes in a vat) we use "mega" terminology to describe things that are often measured from small to large (like bytes to megabytes to kilobytes to gigabytes to terabytes to petabytes to... wait shit) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1985 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-246 why, that's basically our cosmic backyard! There's a lotta things we might want to measure on the miliparsec scale. like, the duration of the longest slime trail, as measured by guiness book of world records. Apparently they put a snail in a giant circle and then they got it to walk for 90%+ of it's natural life? Wild. anyway yeah space is biiiiiiiiiig and there's not much in it, so, true maybe not much to observe ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1986 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with you? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1987 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ Ice cream with jam is delicious, don't let anyone tell you that you need chocolate or caramel. Fresh fruit, too, though it's better as a side. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1988 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-246 I once heard that Excel is a functional programming language with a tabular interface ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1989 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I don't care who you are, but if others aren't fighting to be in your life, then do they really belong there? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1990 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┐ ║ When my family would go on roadtrips, I'd hide under a blanket in the front │ ║ seat with my laptop and power inverter just to hide from the glare. │ ║ │ ║ My mom would play audiobooks, usually fantasy stories, and my sisters would │ ║ watch their portable TVs. Like, dvd players that you could carry on top of your │ ║ lap. Not laptops, but little purpose-built devices primarily intended to be │ ║ used to watch DVDs, or rather movie files that were printed on a disk. │ ║ │ ║ And yes, it's disk, not disc, thanks for asking. │ ║ │ ║ anyway it was pretty nice I have fond memories of jugging a gas-station snack │ ║ while also swapping circular cartridges - most games required the game's CD to │ ║ be inserted in order to play the game. │ ║ │ ║ which is just... a nonsensical restriction if you think about it hard enough. I │ ║ mean, like, can you imagine if you needed to insert your windows disk anytime │ ║ you wanted your computer to turn on? Just... write the disk information! To │ ║ disc! Save it so that you never need the crude piece of plastic again! Then │ ║ pass it to your fr │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1991 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── sometimes "collusion" can mean the same thing as "having the same or similar ideas around the same timeframe" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1992 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┐ ║ For a good person, their "mask" comprises most of their nature. │ ║ │ ║ bad people tend to hide their majorities with a tiny mask, while good are often │ ║ primarily the interface between the world (read: pro-social) and the self. │ ║ │ ║ If there's a tiny part of you that's evil, it implies that your good nature │ ║ focused all it's bad into a single kernel of deeply held truth. Which usually │ ║ means the good overpowers the bad, except in specific situations where it's │ ║ impossible to not be evil - in situations such as that, your evil will present │ ║ itself according to the nature of "you", that kernel that your good side has │ ║ preserved. │ ║ │ ║ In World of Warcraft, there's this faction of righteous warriors who call │ ║ themselves "The Scarlet Crusade". They are blessed and fiery, passionately │ ║ defending their home. │ ║ │ ║ But they are evil, for a demon has crept into their highest ranking of orders, │ ║ through claw and by tearing a gash in a leader. In doing so, said demon │ ║ corrupted the institution, and - wait hang on what I meant to say before I got │ ║ sid │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │
╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1993 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── If you're thinking to yourself "hmmm, I dunno, I mean I'm kinda gay, but I don't really fit into the "gay world"" - stop, forget that, and be a muscle-bro / amazon goddess. Trust me it's totally worth it, especially if you get into politics. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1994 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-1123 │ ║ │ ║ hi nice to meet you let me just transfer my unencoded public key to you so that │ ║ you can sign it and verify that it's definitely the same thing I intended to │ ║ send and not a malicious package that plans to execute itself to executable │ ║ space and permanently hardwire your machine to continually feed data to an │ ║ external site, no siree just a regular ordinary public key that was transferred │ ║ over the internet, that place that basically guarantees a man-in-the-middle via │ ║ it's communication processes over the lines and cables connecting ye to thee │ ║ which are naturally administered and watched over by your host, AKA the isp. │ ║ │ ║ ... but yeah trust me bro plug in this flash drive, there's no way that a │ ║ secret hacker might install a rootkit or something on my computer just because │ ║ I plugged in a flash drive, once, literally just a nugget of information │ ║ carried upon a little machine that you can fit in your pocket roughly the size │ ║ of a thumb) drive, the kind that is useful for transmitting information by │ ║ sneakermail. :) │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1995 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── https://v.redd.it/tq6dkxtj098d1 haha well ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1996 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I don't expect or demand anything from teenagers except perhaps "be a cool kid" and "learn all that you can" Even most adults when they mess up I just think "ah, well, they're trying their hardest, same as anyone" And tbh I'd rather see a kid running up and down the aisles than burying themselves in an ipad I think we, as a culture, built our society to demand too many "should"s from people. "I should get a job" "I should study this thing I'm not interested in so I can make more money" "I should put out traps for the rabid wolverines so they don't start hanging out in my underwear" "I should pick up detergent at the grocery store" Should is useless. Do; or do not. There is no should. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1997 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌───────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ │ ║ └───────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ A teacher should help students learn, and perhaps guide them toward learning │ ║ things that are broadly applicable instead of specifically applicable. │ ║ │ ║ For example, let's say a kid wants to do a project and present their findings │ ║ about various types of pokemon and their match-up strength against various gym │ ║ leaders or whatever. Idk I don't really play Pokemon. │ ║ │ ║ Anyway the teacher could see that project and think "Hmmm this kid is good at │ ║ identifying strengths and weaknesses in various profiles, perhaps they would be │ ║ a good talent scout or hiring manager" and they could nudge the kid toward │ ║ learning useful skills for that kind of role like empathy, long-term strategic │ ║ thinking, adaptation under unforseen circumstances (like, if your recent hire │ ║ turned out to be a total asshat), that kind of thing. │ ║ │ ║ Then the kid turns out to be a pianist and the teacher's like "well shit, at │ ║ least I tried. Kid's got magic fingers though, you should hear him play." │ ║ │ ║ We are all generalists, but specialization is fun │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1998 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned-kinda-cursed │ └─────────────────────────────────┘ can you imagine if cows made cheese instead of milk and you had to squeeze it out of their udders like easy-cheeze [why would you say such a thing] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1999 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── sometimes you need to regress in order to move forward from pain ... which is why I dropped out of the "Paladin academy" no I will not elaborate ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2000 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: drugs-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ 🖼
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2001 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-192 │ ║ │ ║ The game designers are fully in charge of when and where the items get placed │ ║ into the player's inventory. Surely they should have spent some time balancing │ ║ that? No? They were too busy tuning the multiplayer combat mechanics within an │ ║ inch of a marginal percentage point? Ah well competition's no fun if someone │ ║ loses right? Not like there's gotta be a loser in every fight anyway... │ ║ │ ║ ... anyway inventory limits are useful in games like, Oregon Trail, where │ ║ you're explicitly provisioning BEFORE a journey. If you need to make some hard │ ║ decisions ON the journey, that takes you out of the action (like you said). │ ║ │ ║ I've played a few games where anything you pick up before venturing into the │ ║ untamed wild dark of a dungeon or whatever is "packed" and can't be adjusted │ ║ after setting out. Meanwhile the loot, the stuff from the adventure, that all │ ║ weighs different amounts and you can pick and choose what to carry with you. Of │ ║ course, if you find a health potion, you can drink it, or a sword can be │ ║ wielded, but │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2002 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ when I get concerned about the political divide in my country, I think about this map from the New York Times of the number of political donations across the country before the 2016 democratic primaries. I think we're gonna be fine. I'm not scared of Trump because rural areas, where republicans tend to be, have the same problems that everyone else does. Bernie Sanders was well known as someone who could talk to an average republican voter and sway them to his side. I remember watching videos of his interviews (in front of a live audience) on Fox News or CNN or whatever and at first, they'd be hostile to him. At the end, they'd give him a standing ovation. I think we have more in common with other working class people than they do with their republican leaders. I also think we have more in common than them than we do with our democratic leaders, but I think that just shows how I feel about authority.
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2003 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── The most important programming language to master is pseudocode. With a firm grasp of pseudocode in your toolbox, you can solve any problem in any language. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2004 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1126 Yes, I have very little faith in the democratic process in my country. Unfortunately, while democracy is crucial to fair, honest, and just representation, as you said it's unlikely that democracy would be allowed to exist if it threatened the power of the powerful. Thus, our twisted form that sorta works, but requires a LOT of effort and a LOT of maintenance. More than the average person can give. They've tuned it to be JUST dysfunctional enough to overwhelm our natural innate tendencies to contribute to "the tribe of tribes", while leaving it just functional enough such that if you work your ass off with ALL of the people who agree with you, then MAYBE you might get a measure on the ballot for something insignificant (which won't pass, because why would it?) I have faith in people, not the democratic process, for I have faith in democracy, but not the process. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2005 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 I don't think the "capitalist elite" really have an ideology. Ideas are weapons they use and discard when it suits them, like strapping 15 handguns to your person in order to avoid needing to reload. Good thing there's more than 15 of us. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2006 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-246 trails come and go, as there's often little reason to visit the same place twice. I wouldn't worry about them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2007 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-246 Perhaps... But take heart! For new trails will ever emerge, placed below the feet of those who will mark them. "Leave no trace" unless you're a trailblazer. And by that I mean unless you're a forest ranger, for they are the stewards of the land. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2008 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1074 True, but that's just propaganda.* It does not define their actions, only the pursuit of power does. Especially when the systems they use to exert their power begin to crumble under the weight of their god-like aspirations. Suddenly, they are not constrained by the rules of money, of bureaucracy, or of any other theology. Suddenly, they are free. And a person's character shines through in moments of freedom and liberty. But the crumbling system they endeavor to transcend also no longer binds us as well. When we start to hire each other and pay in vegetables and rent, when we build community amongst our fellow humen, and when the temperature starts to rise, that is when we are strongest. EDIT: * that's just propaganda *to them* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2009 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1126 Yep. I am not concerned though, because of that map I shared. Whosoever shall draw the sword (of the people's will) shall be the righteous leader of US We can build a world where democracy flourishes and we don't need to remain vigilant. It is within our power. And we shall. I have faith. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ |