=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── If you're thinking to yourself "hmmm, I dunno, I mean I'm kinda gay, but I don't really fit into the "gay world"" - stop, forget that, and be a muscle-bro / amazon goddess. Trust me it's totally worth it, especially if you get into politics. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/1445 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── I miss university because of all the gay people I could hang out with. I guess I must be lonely. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse_boost/6270 --- ◀─╔════════════════════════════════[BOOST]═════════════════════════════════──────╗ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ║ │ I am once again begging people to understand that “the government” already knows you’re queer whether you do elaborate online opsec dance rituals or not, and if they decide to just start shooting people for being gay, they’ll do it whether the evidence is airtight or not. is that grim? yes. but you can stop giving yourself undercover superhero identity PTSD about it │ ║ ║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────╣ ║ similar │ chronological │ different ║ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═──────╝─▶ --- #3 fediverse/4910 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-vaguely-gestured-at │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/1579 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't permanently revoke their ways ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 messages/747 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── if you don't want to be hunted, then give "evil" it's own queer culture what's that? they don't like what you offered? they want it to be *their* kind of "evil"? fine, do it themselves and then leave us alone, jeez -.- ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/677 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── @user-78 I read about half of this: https://jo.wtf/6d.html before I was consumed by the intense urge to prop myself up on a pillow and listen to you rant at the ceiling at 4am about gravity or the cosmos or whatever you were thinking about prior to speaking your heart and then I'd write it down, and cherish every moment of it as I shared it with my peers and we tried to analyze just what you meant [sorry for being gay on your timeline] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/3238 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: personal-health │ └──────────────────────┘ I'm not an ABDL, but I can appreciate the aesthetic sometimes because I share a particular kinship with them due to a medical condition I have and have had. Plus throw in a bit of Body Integrity Identity Dysmorphia and you get my messed up relationship to my own physical struggles. ah, well, what can you do except be open and honest about who you are and what you believe? If only it wasn't so damn hard. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/58 --- ══════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────────── @user-68 I think America is diverse enough that multiple people might have differing views about... "checks notes" oh wait this has been thoroughly proven time and time again, there should be no reason why people aren't prioritizing this above their freedumb. Hmmmmmm I bet someone's telling them how to feel about it. Perhaps someone who would stand to gain from misleading large swathes of our population. HMMMM WHO COULD THAT BE SURELY NOT THE PEOPLE IN POWER WHO CONTROL EVERYTHING AND KEEP US ENSLAVED. Surely not them, it must be the gays. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/2436 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: uspol │ └──────────────────────┘ when I think of fascism in the US, I don't think of Trump. I think of Brett Kavanaugh. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/3798 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── fellas is it gay to get a software job that pays 6 figures just to buy out all the mutual aid posts every time one crosses my feed?? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/2231 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: detransitioning-plans-uspol-scary │ └───────────────────────────────────────┘ look I'm just saying if you tell them you have gynecomastia they'll still shoot you. better to not get to that point. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/2044 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people you like, and one for people you trust (I have one) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/487 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I don't really care about capitalism, sorry... why should the butcher be paid more than the baker? It's all a bit silly to me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/5728 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── trans girls on e but muscular 😍 [I'm ace] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/956 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: spirituality │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-579 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right? ... right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/3107 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Meta, oversimplifying │ └───────────────────────────────┘ @user-1449 @user-1074 I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together toward their common goals then... whatever, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5380 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ dear right-wing converts to the cult of sanity: you don't have to be trans just to show [your devotion/you're sorry], we'll accept anyone who is cool and "gets it" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/3061 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── every time I read a subtoot I assume it's about me and I mentally curl up into a ball doesn't matter if it's totally irrelevant, if there's no target specified it defaults to me because... like, who else is there right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3411 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── @user-1314 @user-1280 @user-1526 They will gladly live in a tent under an overpass cooking rats on a wire hanger so long as you can guarantee that black/brown/LGBTQs don't have a tent, rat, or wire hanger. I'd almost agree, except strike "have" and replace it with "need" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4822 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── everyone's convinced they need me, but not necessarily sold on me as a person why don't you just get a guy who does what I do-es and then you don't need me and I can go back to being normal ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ |