Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: messages/85 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── You can learn a lot about someone by asking how long their commute is. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/376 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── @user-281 I'm just a rando but my understanding is that posting on the fediverse is sorta like writing on the sky, and anyone that wants can read it. I could be wrong though ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/377 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── @user-95 rocket propelled meme launcher ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/378 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: About sex dreams │ └──────────────────────────┘ @user-138 I never have sex dreams (probably because I don't think about sex very often) but sometimes I'll get intense horny feelings while asleep and get verrrrry aroused mid-dream for like... no reason... and then I'll wake up and think "how the heck am I going to move on with my day when I almost orgasmed to [redacted]" it's a weird feeling every time ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/86 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── I should try putting things on my resume like "vnc" or "Microsoft outlook" - you know, the kinds of software that I actually used on a day-to-day basis. My resume makes me look very impressive (if a little inexperienced) but none of the tools are things that managers have used. Heck they're not things that YOU have used, not at work, so it makes you look like you're overselling yourself. You're not, but they might think you are. Idk it's late. Go to bed <3 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/87 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── Why don't we build cameras with rods and cones? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/88 ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── The sound of a babnlblinh brook, but like... slower ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ |