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 @user-1091 @user-1094 
 
 I bet if you mandated helmets, kneepads, shoulderpads, hip-guards, bracers,
 thick gloves, leather jackets, steel-toed boots, and ear protection we could
 get the injury rate from crashes down below 5%
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--- #1 fediverse/1886 ---
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 @user-1091 @user-1094 
 
 I feel like hip injuries are one of the biggest concerns with stairs, right?
 Because you fall on your butt usually. Unless you're like, super inebriated or
 something.
 
 Better infrastructure would help, but better infrastructure doesn't currently
 exist, while helmets are cheap and can be mandated (for a time).
 
 I usually either keep my helmet on, or loop the buckles through my bike lock
 and just leave it by my bike. Maybe someone could make an accessory to lock it
 to the bike on a specialized holder or something? If mandated, such a device
 would probably be quite desirable.
 
 "Those who would trade a bit of liberty for a bit of security deserve neither"
 
 yeah yeah okay maybe mandates in general aren't great, but like... maybe we
 should ask the fire department or trauma surgeons or other kinds of first
 responders and see how they feel about helmets...
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--- #2 fediverse/1883 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 ... can you explain this more? I kinda figured helmets are almost universally
 a good idea when riding a bike
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--- #3 fediverse/1278 ---
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 I found a new hat in the dumpster today! This one is designed to prevent
 damage to the cranium, which is a pretty neat thing to put on your head. It's
 a little wet but once it dries out I'll see if it fits.
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--- #4 messages/1438 ---
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 The trick to motorcycles is: don't crash, and be loud enough so that nobody
 forgets you're there.
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--- #5 fediverse/6020 ---
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 If you can't afford a shield I recommend bracers. helps block melee attacks.
 gloves are good too, save your knuckles! and if you want to push, something on
 your shoulders and head will make it easier. all this can be worn under a
 sweatshirt... except the helmet maybe lol
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--- #6 messages/957 ---
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 What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
 anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
 anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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--- #7 fediverse/5119 ---
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 we should treat computer production more like vehicles such as cars rather
 than fast fashion disposable vapes and shiny and pretty concrete-and-glass
 solarpunk houses.
 
 also I believe cars should be entirely and completely mechanical. Even the
 radio should be entirely analog. No capability for remote code execution if
 there's no code being run...
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--- #8 fediverse/4372 ---
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 I'm safe, for the moment. What more could I want? Safety means I can continue
 to contribute to my cause.
 
 Light, life, and liberty for all.
 
 everything else is incidental.
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--- #9 fediverse/5299 ---
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 @user-1800 
 
 also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
 
 ... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
 googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
 protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
 
 and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
 radicalization.
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 why are the anarkitties so quiet usually they like to shout
 
 a razor or four that's sharp on the sides [trapezoid] and mounted to the
 forearm (hinge) and [placed/braced] on a knuckle with
 auto-sheathing-but-not-retracting functionality
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--- #14 fediverse/2854 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 like, a bullet proof vest made out of hat?
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 Many autistic people will identify one particular way to do things and then be
 only capable of doing it that way. Like, falling asleep on the left side with
 their legs just so, and never learning any other ways to sleep on. But what
 happens if for example they are wounded in the arm they rest upon? They would
 have impaired sleeping capabilities! Not ideal.
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 if you want to fight ice, patrol your neighborhoods where all the mexicans
 live.
 bring a gun if you're willing to die for liberty.
 
 Don't wear all black. Wear your favorite outfit, to be remembered.
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 ultimately as long as the "shooting down nuclear weapons" capability is
 greater than the "shooting falling nuclear weapons" capability then the world
 is safe from ultimate harm.
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--- #18 fediverse/6237 ---
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 witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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--- #19 fediverse/6378 ---
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 if ambulance rides are expensive, just builde more
 ambulances.oO97_/`-,.|^--=#*oO
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--- #20 fediverse/5988 ---
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 but I like moonmen T.T
 
 what if the ISS was untethered
 
 "send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
 that extra oomph!"
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