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 @user-1091 @user-1094 
 
 I bet if you mandated helmets, kneepads, shoulderpads, hip-guards, bracers,
 thick gloves, leather jackets, steel-toed boots, and ear protection we could
 get the injury rate from crashes down below 5%
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--- #1 fediverse/1886 ---
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 @user-1091 @user-1094 
 
 I feel like hip injuries are one of the biggest concerns with stairs, right?
 Because you fall on your butt usually. Unless you're like, super inebriated or
 something.
 
 Better infrastructure would help, but better infrastructure doesn't currently
 exist, while helmets are cheap and can be mandated (for a time).
 
 I usually either keep my helmet on, or loop the buckles through my bike lock
 and just leave it by my bike. Maybe someone could make an accessory to lock it
 to the bike on a specialized holder or something? If mandated, such a device
 would probably be quite desirable.
 
 "Those who would trade a bit of liberty for a bit of security deserve neither"
 
 yeah yeah okay maybe mandates in general aren't great, but like... maybe we
 should ask the fire department or trauma surgeons or other kinds of first
 responders and see how they feel about helmets...
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--- #2 fediverse/1883 ---
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 @user-1091 
 
 ... can you explain this more? I kinda figured helmets are almost universally
 a good idea when riding a bike
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--- #3 fediverse/1278 ---
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 I found a new hat in the dumpster today! This one is designed to prevent
 damage to the cranium, which is a pretty neat thing to put on your head. It's
 a little wet but once it dries out I'll see if it fits.
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--- #4 fediverse/6020 ---
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 If you can't afford a shield I recommend bracers. helps block melee attacks.
 gloves are good too, save your knuckles! and if you want to push, something on
 your shoulders and head will make it easier. all this can be worn under a
 sweatshirt... except the helmet maybe lol
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--- #5 messages/957 ---
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 What if all trains were required by law to have an empty passenger cart? That
 anyone could ride for free with no ticket and no registration or tracking or
 anything. You gotta jump on tho so it's still dangerous.
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--- #6 fediverse/5119 ---
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 we should treat computer production more like vehicles such as cars rather
 than fast fashion disposable vapes and shiny and pretty concrete-and-glass
 solarpunk houses.
 
 also I believe cars should be entirely and completely mechanical. Even the
 radio should be entirely analog. No capability for remote code execution if
 there's no code being run...
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--- #7 fediverse/4372 ---
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 I'm safe, for the moment. What more could I want? Safety means I can continue
 to contribute to my cause.
 
 Light, life, and liberty for all.
 
 everything else is incidental.
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--- #8 fediverse/5299 ---
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 @user-1800 
 
 also googly eyes on sunglasses to fuck with their eye-movement-tracking
 
 ... wait, then you wouldn't be able to see. okay how about you place the
 googly eyes on the forehead part of a HELMET of some kind, which should help
 protect your "not-gonna-get-back-up" parts from harm.
 
 and don't forget sunglasses because they help with the UV-ray violet
 radicalization.
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--- #11 fediverse/6428 ---
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 why are the anarkitties so quiet usually they like to shout
 
 a razor or four that's sharp on the sides [trapezoid] and mounted to the
 forearm (hinge) and [placed/braced] on a knuckle with
 auto-sheathing-but-not-retracting functionality
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--- #13 fediverse/2854 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 like, a bullet proof vest made out of hat?
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--- #14 messages/489 ---
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 Many autistic people will identify one particular way to do things and then be
 only capable of doing it that way. Like, falling asleep on the left side with
 their legs just so, and never learning any other ways to sleep on. But what
 happens if for example they are wounded in the arm they rest upon? They would
 have impaired sleeping capabilities! Not ideal.
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 if you want to fight ice, patrol your neighborhoods where all the mexicans
 live.
 bring a gun if you're willing to die for liberty.
 
 Don't wear all black. Wear your favorite outfit, to be remembered.
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 ultimately as long as the "shooting down nuclear weapons" capability is
 greater than the "shooting falling nuclear weapons" capability then the world
 is safe from ultimate harm.
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--- #17 fediverse/6237 ---
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 witch hat with styrofoam and fabric and a leather strap harness like a fur suit
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--- #18 fediverse/6378 ---
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 if ambulance rides are expensive, just builde more
 ambulances.oO97_/`-,.|^--=#*oO
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--- #19 fediverse/5988 ---
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 but I like moonmen T.T
 
 what if the ISS was untethered
 
 "send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
 that extra oomph!"
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--- #20 fediverse/1696 ---
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 smartphone_max_battery_life = int_to_percent(100 - update_count);
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 @user-1265 
 
 you'd pull a child to the sidewalk if they were in danger, wouldn't you?
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--- #22 fediverse/1888 ---
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 @user-1091 @user-1094 
 
 ... my bike helmet was like, max 15$
 
 if you can't afford a helmet then you probably can't afford a bike. It's not
 like they go bad.
 
 It's ironic for Americans to suggest mandates for ANYTHING - I mean, we're
 supposed to be about liberty and freedom, right? xD xD
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 to those who guide our fate
 
 choose paradise
 
 make eden
 
 ======================= stack overflow =====================
 
 clouds of carbon are an affront to the sun god
 
 just as they are an affront to mine lungs
 
 or mine body temperature
 
 [acid oceans are toxic to the plane of water]
 
 [you think that would go unnoticed?]
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--- #24 messages/1067 ---
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 My feet are so heavy! Whoever thought shoes were a good idea?? I mostly walk
 on padded dirt!! - said the human
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--- #25 fediverse/1764 ---
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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--- #26 fediverse/1841 ---
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 curling up in a ball and thinking about crying for hours is the same as
 crying. If a little bit less of a release.
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--- #27 fediverse/5880 ---
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 I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
 write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
 citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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--- #28 fediverse/4758 ---
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 I'm gonna go psycherwaul into my journals for a bit, if I come back today
 it'll be extra waul-y so, idk, beware I guess
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--- #29 fediverse/3678 ---
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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--- #30 fediverse/1164 ---
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 @user-874 @user-875 
 
 I wear mine every time I go outside
 
 what kind of issues do you encounter? If you tilt the brim you can hide your
 eyes from people who are looking at you funny. Or are you in one of those
 scary places that doesn't allow for freedom of expression?
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 Hi, please give me a list of your tattoos and scars so they know what to put
 on your synthetic body double when they "accident" your house and kidnap you
 to a black site.
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--- #32 messages/667 ---
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 Has anyone ever tried pills AND injections? They have different application
 rates.
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #35 fediverse/6435 ---
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 if everyone was trained to think? would direct democracy work? until we have
 radical abundance (fascist ideology, take from the weak) or, hear me out, or,
 infinitely scale
 
 old style machine learning was just problem solving.
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--- #36 fediverse/1233 ---
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 low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing
 but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want
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--- #37 fediverse/625 ---
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 @user-232 @user-467 @user-468 
 
 Almost as if they design events to create headlines that provoke equally
 contrastable reactions as those that are caused to be effected by both the
 right and the left
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--- #38 fediverse/3514 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 maybe if you pitch it to them with a presentation and offer to set up the
 infrastructure they would give you extra credit or an award or maybe just
 brownie points
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--- #39 fediverse/6122 ---
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 I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T
 
 alas, it's winter, and I'm poor
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--- #40 fediverse/3570 ---
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 @user-1558 
 
 I contest trolls too because it fulfills my internal adventurer instinct to
 protect marketplaces and farmhouses from savage brutes made out of moss with
 clubs the size of a log
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--- #41 fediverse/5218 ---
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 "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for
 rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition
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--- #42 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #43 fediverse/565 ---
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 @user-209 
 
 I replaced my twist tie cable management with velcro and it's sooooooo much
 nicer! That should reclaim at least a few of them : )
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--- #44 fediverse/6134 ---
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 what if instead of hulu we paid for a random house in a nice area with real
 classic design to be bought by a bunch of goth girls and treated like a palace
 while they do goth girl things
 
 then we did it 500 times until we ran out of goth girls
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--- #45 fediverse/2480 ---
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 so what if people want to sit on the couch eating cheetos? they're more than
 capable of something far greater, but of course they are allowed to spend as
 they like their life.
 
 their ONLY life.
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--- #46 messages/662 ---
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 The trolley problem, but you're strapped to the track, and pulling the lever
 means working hard for months on end.
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--- #47 fediverse/3715 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 I see flossing teeth
 
 I see thongs in a butt
 
 I see a gravity well with a pinprick of a singularity
 
 I see the Mandelbrot set being caressed by inter-spatial wind
 
 I bet if I stared a bit longer I'd see more
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--- #48 messages/565 ---
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 What if we told teachers to teach lessons like "the urgency of time" or "the
 frailty of life" or "divide and conquer" or whatever
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--- #49 fediverse/4642 ---
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 i type too much, gtg to sleep.
 
 my cat yells at me whenever the click-clack starts to bother her ears.
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--- #50 fediverse/3058 ---
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 @user-1441 @user-670 @user-113 
 
 currently toe-ing the boundary between "too neurodivergent to function" and
 "can juuuuust barely take care of themselves" and they ask me to get a job...
 no thanks, guess I'll die
 
 (in 3-4 months when my savings run out)
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 if your grandfather came to you and told you to prepare the tribes for war,
 what would you do?
 
 machine guns on the back of trucks?
 
 machined barrels with ignition systems, enough to chew up a suburb or a
 ware-house?
 
 target is a warehouse
 
 everyone needs groceries
 
 how about bottle rockets with mile-long range that could turn around and fly
 back if the enemy wasn't around
 
 "build mustangs" mustangs are jeeps, dumbass
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 @user-443 
 
 natural disaster vulnerability is freedom from liability if they ever did lose
 their charges.
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 If you have numbers, envelop your foes.
 
 If you are elite, pierce to their heart.
 
 If you only have numbers, give your commanders bodyguards.
 
 If you only have elite, become undiscoverable.
 
 EDIT:
 If you are fast, hit from the side.
 
 if you are only fast, keep them just out of sight.
 
 If you are strong, deal crushing blows
 
 if you are only strong, you no longer have any foes.
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 I love the game Mechabellum! It's flexes the same parts of your brain as
 chess, while being SO much more fun to watch.
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 Wikipedia would make a lot more sense to me if they included pictures next to
 the names of every proper noun so that my pictorally oriented primate brain
 might pattern match meaning onto the visual understandings gleaned from the
 perceptual conceiving which were arrayed within and alongside the textual
 information presented to me.
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ sogginess levels are 13% and steady                                        │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ (13%)  ■□□□□□□□□□                                                          │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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 what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
 the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
 
 [timestamp]
 
 [she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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║ │ *casually walking up to a monk on fire* you know that's carcenogenic right │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #62 fediverse/5183 ---
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 you're more likely to survive a battlefield if you play Running with Rifles
 than if you play Call of Duty.
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 brick + cop car is how they getcha.
 
 useful violence happens out of sight.
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 what else would you expect from a witch
 
 50% is "no opinion" on the scale, btw, not like "I like this 50% more than
 zero" it's actually zero. This should scale from -50 to 50 with that in mind,
 instead of 0 to 100, but oh well. UX design amiright

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 private militias who go with deported immigrants to make sure they aren't
 harassed in whichever randomly assigned country they're sent to (until they
 get stabilized and hooked into cooperative and honorable local networks)
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ I genuinely wish all Nazis in this world either an epiphany of the truth or a bullet to the head. │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ Either one is fine.                                                        │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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 oppositional coding is getting jobs at their corporations and implementing
 bugs and vulnerabilities
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 witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
 hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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 if someone on the street asked you, could you point to the nearest power
 station? wastewater treatment plant? hell even a gas-station
 
 if you live in a city, probably not. They put them in fake buildings with
 hollowed out exteriors in order to keep the city looking nice.
 
 these crucial pieces of infrastructure are important to defend. but if you
 don't know which street to turn down, then you might miss them.
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ If anyone out there is thinking, "I need to arm myself to the teeth" - I'm not gonna try to dissuade you. │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ But promise me you'll take every available safety class for whatever hardware you decide to equip yourself with, OK? │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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 I want to emphasize that my mask is just as much a part of me as the other
 part.
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--- #72 fediverse_boost/3198 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ If #Musk is allowed to say "#CivilWar is inevitable", we're allowed to say revolution and the uncompensated nationalisation of the assets of billionaires is inevitable. │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #73 fediverse/6407 ---
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 what if we designed washing machines which cost twice as much but didn't
 damage clothes
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--- #74 fediverse/3736 ---
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 what if we made cat little boxes with stable "pillars" or "platforms" that
 rise just barely above the sand level so their feet don't sink into the
 litter, thus reducing the amount tracked onto the carpet
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║ @user-1091                                                                       │
║                                                                                  │
║ I see. Thank you for responding and for doing research.                          │
║                                                                                  │
║ I think I disagree, however. The head is the most important part of the body     │
║ (aside from the heart, perhaps) and any traffic collisions that involve a head   │
║ are typically significantly more severe than other parts of the body.            │
║                                                                                  │
║ In the ancient days of yore, warriors who were gathering equipment for battle    │
║ would almost always opt to acquire a helmet before anything else, even gloves    │
║ and sometimes boots! I can't imagine going to battle barefoot, and yet they      │
║ did, rather than leave their head unprotected. Though perhaps it's not quite     │
║ an apt comparison because most ancient battles involved plenty of                │
║ stone-throwing.                                                                  │
║                                                                                  │
║ Cycling helmets to me feels like the same kind of thing - if you can't be        │
║ bothered to wear a helmet, then why are you risking your life to get where       │
║ you're going? Just walk!                                                         │
║                                                                                  │
║ I ride my bike almost every day, and I would never go anywhere without a         │
║ helmet. It's like airbags in a car, you don't need them unless you REALLY need   │
║ them.                                                                            │
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 @user-217 
 
 big bang, big crunch, viewed looking down the spine of time
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--- #77 fediverse/2603 ---
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 you should not be afraid of satellites.
 
 be afraid of drones, so far off in the distance that any visible section of
 sky is potentially suspect.
 
 though, the farther away it is, the more difficult it is to develop sensors
 and cameras that can detect that far.
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 folding tables in the park
 
 seated around which is a spark
 
 all we really need to do
 
 is talk about what we need to do
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--- #79 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #80 fediverse/6192 ---
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 capitalism is like daring your kid to run down the stairs with a sceiling
 knife (race to the finish or your competitors will make you die) (competitor
 companies) (

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 a purse-pocket built into the sides of pants for purses which were attached to
 the belt-loop of the pants with a belt or sash or rope or chain
 
 or like... cell phone cases that were attached to a rail 1inch from your belt
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--- #82 fediverse/5933 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 the darkness
 how resplendent
 would be incomplete
 without that present
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--- #83 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ Need that E2EE fedi right now                                              │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ i'd be at least 70% more feral                                             │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ and feel cozier opening up and sharing                                     │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #84 fediverse/308 ---
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 when tech people are hurt by technology they say "how can I fix this? what do
 I need to install? what configuration should I use? is this company ethical,
 or are they going to hurt me in the future? could I make something that fixes
 this myself?"
 
 when non-tech people are hurt by technology they say "okay" because they don't
 have the bandwidth to figure it out.
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--- #85 fediverse/2599 ---
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 the best way to heal from harm and from hurt is with a friend or three around
 a table with a beer or three and relative safety and privacy.
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--- #86 fediverse/679 ---
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 @user-488 @user-489 
 
 The ones that charged in tend to have a higher mortality rate. Over time, this
 leads to a decline in bravery and an increase in PTSD. At least, that's my
 theory.
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--- #87 fediverse/1466 ---
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 my opsec is non-existent teehee does anyone want my IP? or even my address,
 it's not like I lock my door
 
 if (when) my poor decisions get me killed (whoops adding content warning)
 please throw a brick at an insurance company for me thanks
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 we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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--- #89 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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--- #90 fediverse_boost/656 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ spontaneous combustion levels are 28% and falling                          │ ║
║ │                                                                            │ ║
║ │ (28%)  ■■□□□□□□□□                                                          │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #91 messages/983 ---
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 an axe is just a blade mounted at the end of a round with a right angle and
 thin but stable circumference.
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 @user-1074 
 
 ah yes but didn't you know? orphans produce unobtanium in their bones, and if
 we didn't crush them into powder we couldn't make ultra-doxo-floro-tin-omatic
 lubrication jelly, which is used to power our weapons of mass destruction like
 planes and trains and tanks and suburbs.
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--- #93 messages/681 ---
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 I think I'd be more upset if someone stabbed me in the hand or eye than the
 heart.
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--- #94 messages/483 ---
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 "hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
 that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #95 fediverse/421 ---
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 one of my duties is to make you aware of potentially bad things, cursed
 things, hurtful things and hard feelings, so that they are less able to harm
 you.
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--- #96 fediverse/1140 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 ah but if you increase it then I might be able to actually finish a thought,
 wouldn't that be a tragedy xD
 
 @user-91
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--- #97 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #98 fediverse_boost/5425 ---
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║ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ║
║ │ “The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting.” │ ║
║ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ║
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--- #99 fediverse/4687 ---
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 "girl, who let you dress yourself? You literally put your rain jacket on over
 your backpack"
 
 yeah, uh, if your rain jacket isn't big enough to wear over a backpack then
 you are wearing a plastic sweater, not a rain jacket
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