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 found this silly diagram in my pictures folder for no reason whatsoever, hehe
 so silly amiright
 
 (guess which square I'm in lmaooooo)
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 misskey? more like kissmey amiright
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 VIDEO GAMES, amiright?
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 @user-579 
 
 if I'm not in this picture then what am I
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 also applies for alt-text on pictures for people with screenreaders
 
 something something "if I play both sides, then I'm always right!"
four panel meme of a cute girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair.  first panel she's like "nah, no thank you" while gesturing dismissively with her hand and turning away.  second panel is what she's against - it shows text saying: "Putting content warnings on your posts so that the data can be used in a dataset for an LLM that has been sanitized from political content thus depriving it of context in a post truth world"  third panel she's like "yeah, I like this one instead." and she's smiling and pointing a finger at the fourth panel, which reads:  "content warning your posts so that you don't hurt other people's feelings or trigger vulnerable people who are just trying to laugh at memes or have a decent life in the face of trauma and woe"
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 @user-475
 
 perhaps you're right : )
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 apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community
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 mystical, not mstical [microsoft style]
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
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 if something makes sense physically, but not mathematically, then the
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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 @user-192 
 
 I'm gonna make some right now : )
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 you don't have to write poetry to write notes. The poetics are just practice
 for when secrecy is intended.
 
 OR IS IT THE REAL THING? who can say.
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 @user-570 
 
 what does fash-jacket mean? :O
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 maybe some whiteboards and notebooks as well...
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 @user-576 
 
 So says I. Do you disagree?
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 In revolutionary Cascadia, you don't have to do anything different. Until you
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 heh what kind of vibe do I give?
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 @user-757 @user-192 
 
 true and my suggestion doesn't provide a tracelog, pretty much just the status
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 why does my fridge keep saying "you're dead to me"...?
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 Why would we say not to divide by zero? We literally do it every time we use
 the percent sign smh [silly]
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 omg bottom left T.T
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 pee
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14. if you think about it, the shape of the universe is kinda like a cornucopia. or like, a funnel that smoothly increases in size. or like a waterslide ride where you spin around a bit before dropping down the center. sometimes affectionately referred to as "the toilet ride", even though that's just the wrong connotation.  we could have perfectly sanitary theme parks, we just... don't... because our priorities are on selling stereos and stocks.  anyway, there's several purple lines, the color of blending blue and red, both colors present in america, cast upon the gray background of the undecideds, collectively engaged in a mutual exchange. there is a blue upside down silly snake, this time with bright red aviators, and beside it is a scarring wound. some break in reality that is unfortunate, but part of their interdisciplinaries, so don't worry one bit about it. life may seem far from strange, but your lifetimes of finite portrayals and fanciful adaptations to the expressions of your own emanations both confirm and delight our attentions on you. Surely you are not aware, of our love and perspective [fair], but we still love you from afar. how could a star not cherish another star? It's time that's our only moat.  the reason the universe appears empty of life is because it's impossible to travel under the blanket of spacetime. through gravity, up and under our shared reality, out and beyond to another.  rockets pierce reality, which they didn't expect L O L who would have tht 16 I think? don't really remember the last one. anyway bright green background with a quite interesting transition fabric display - something textured and rippled, like the connections between a torn piece of paper that's been stitched together bit by bit with a careful and measured hand. the text reads "neocities sites just need to be attached to an address, and given a useful search browser that uses openstreetmaps." this is displayed on a background of brown orange and yellow, while the text is written in salmon. the result is the text (which overflows onto both backgrounds) is equidistant from both background colors, just in different directions. We know instinctively that purple and blue are similar, but a blind person might not. these words are given a framing as if they were placed in a 3d game engine upon a poster or billboard.  in dark blue upon the bright green background, blue the color of calm rationality and green the color of aliens from old timey media who live on the moon. well, the ones who just want to chill and have a beer with you, maybe listen to your stories about life in the strange world called humanity, but not the kind that they tell us about. like, it's really hard to get here, so why would they want to mess it up when they got here? such a strange thought. anyway the text reads: "openstreetmaps is a website that lets you view the addressess of people who live nearby you. why you'd want them, who can say. the point is that the functionality already 13. here's where it starts to get spicy, and I apologize if it's too extreme, but words come forth *from* me, not by my perceived designs pronounced deh zeens.  top left - yellow, the color of sunflowers and familiarly painted houses, cast upon a strange pink background - pink the color of sisters and bubblegum. yellow lines draw a shape, of which it's perspective is hard to configure - but most would consider it to be the shape of a mobile, hanging above a crib, with a kite shaped object (or perhaps multiple individual artifacts) suspended above a target. could be an object, or possibly a human subject, but the end result is that the maximized rays of the individualized emanations of that particular pieces of object, cast forth onto a pre-programmed piece of toast.  ... I don't know why I said toast, what I mean was that you can enchant people and things by exposing them to the wavelength waves of radiating objects. things like, marcelline's t-shirt or excalibur or the shroud of turin or the constitution or some other precious object. if you place them in orbit around an object, their expressions will send forth to fulfill their manifestations upon the willfully absorbing object.  have you ever wondered why objects tend to congregate? like, computers flock to server mills, trash piles to landfills, and people will wander the length of the beach. all things are gravitic, function, type, characteristic, motivations, empathic feelings, all congregate around one another. 0 codes 15. picture of an upside-down triforce placed in a rack like a computer storage unit. cyan text with pink background reads "this is the only thing that challenges me"
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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 still is for DWM as far as I can tell 😭 👍
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--- #29 fediverse/3706 ---
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 ... that makes sense. Downside is as soon as you do, suddenly there's a 0%
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 I guess that's why you keep the box, lmao xD
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 @user-1015 
 
 Meanwhile, this is me:
screenshot of a mastodon post by Ritz-Menardi@gabrilend@tech.lgbt  number of tabs open: fifteen thousand  number of tabs in regular use: five  average distance between tabs: fifteen
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 @user-579 
 
 it's not self loathing if you consent to it... right?
 
 ... right?
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 3/20
12. the text continues from the previous page and reads "if it's been ten or more years since they moved in, the site gets rebuilt. [wait, hang on, weren't we talking about html websites? when did houses come into the discussion?]  ... wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah the text is on a gray background, as interrupting as a scythe, with a yellow backdrop as if to represent sheer white-hot flame except not white the color of all colors but fire the color of all flames. the text reads "prince of the nehalim" in bright pinking blue, as in something completely foreign and unknown to you, and continues on to read in red "so many opportunities" as if life hadn't absconded, but instead of severed instead. "parabolas persist" in the flavor of blue, the color of space in a non-light polluted view.  "live life like you're merry, as do but a few."  do you want to make people feel better? or do you just want to make them confused? Neither, really, I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm seriously just struggling to find a way to express things that others clearly seem to be forgetting - I'm not an expert in other stuff! This is literally all I'm good at! Is it valuable? Maybe not to you, but I think it could be useful, or else I would covet it and leave it in disuse.  it's time is relevant, it's words fit into a context, so if you misunderstand it's past then it's probably because you don't have the records or the ability to process them of the time in which it was posted. What if things were de 10 ten. blue text on a blue background, as a calming and soothing influence, saying "it's okay, don't freak out, just think about learning lessons about stuff that *could* go wrong and think about how you'd counter it. just like any video game, there's a strategy to defeat any other strategy. the careful application of said strategy while using or applying your own capabilities is directly correlated to the conclusions of the task." meanwhile the listener is like "what the fuck" wait shit hang on lemme add a content warning:  right so the text reads "if you want your neighbors to know something, don't post it on the internet - put it on a post-it on the wall in a public place" like, your front door, or maybe the entrance to your building, or the parking garage near the mall, or maybe the grocery store, on a product behind the one in front. that kind of thing.  depending on who you want to see it, of course... people used to do this with library books but stopped because it's quite obviously a bad and rude thing to do, books are for record keeping of the status of humanity, through each and every one of it's forms. It's weird that they all have the same stuff, because they're designed for capitalism right? Why not share them based on availability, and keep as many different types of things as possible?  when nobody cares for them, how will we remember the countless books nobody reads? How will we understand that step in developing our culture if we don't have access to the con 9. the text begins to diverge at this point, on the left it reads "it's easy if you want some privacy, - all you have to do" and then is cut off by the introduction of red text on a green background, to evoke similar colors as the original thing it was interrupting but it's own thing nonetheless, and existing off to the side in tandem, so that conditions could not remain unaddressed. the text reads "they were betting on selling us space flight [with spaceflight sliding from one side to the other, like a rocket escaping the gravitic pull of the planet it surrounded] but we cared more for food and water" the second part, after spaceflight about food and water, is intruding onto the yellow's background, which was next, to represent a continuation of the previous thought about websites and HTML. it's frustrating for the next text, which is in purple, a confused and disoriented color. it continues from the original thought "is delete the website! Boom, no more html. but if they were listed (neocities sites on a map of the region" but map is emphasized with a different color, green the color of the land, and "region" is pronounced like "realm" or perhaps "ground" or even "directions" or "land beyond the horizon (if it even exists)") 11. I think. orange text on a green blue background, same background as the previous three pictures. orange text which contrasts in a way that almost calls back to the 80s, but not quite. a little too dirty, like the blue and orange decorations around highways in New Mexico. car smoke and tire dust'll do that, and it's not like it's easy to clean - right next to the freeway, c'mon! Wouldn't it be nice if we shut it down for a day or two? Unless you had very important business, solely self-suggested. if too many people used it on those days (when they were cleaning it) then they're supposed to follow through and identify if their need was too great or if they were just being an asshole about it because their bosses forced them to. basically like, family emergencies gets a lane, things that are crucial to a social event like no beer at a frat party or whatever, heck even if the girl you like really wanted to get laid. whatever the heck it is, if you deem it an emergency then that's fine. you can drive while the highway is being cleaned. just make sure you don't slip on the suds...  ... a while later, humanity realized they could just close one direction at a time and clean the next one next time.  what was I saying? Oh yeah the text! Here's what it reads: "every year, replace five percent [but read as %] of the homes and boom you're good - maybe even do 10% if things are going well - either way, as time goes on people can live in a house as long as they want - but when they mov
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 ah nuts there's two of them listed on their account guess I gotta do both
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 why did g0d see fit to put the zero right next to the o key
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 haha openstreetmap KNOWS
 
 tbh if you know anything about me online... you know how non-neurotypical I am
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
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 like, trading cash for drugs in front of a police station? I couldn't agree
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 adding dashes to your text - like - this - is a punctuation choice, not
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 @user-631 
 
 a true joke would work in both ways, such that everyone's laughing. : )
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 Why tf are the geese flying north 
 
 It's october...
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 Take away the elements in order of apparent non-importance
 
 Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna stay inside unless I decide to go outside. How's that?
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded)  the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux?  the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5
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 ask not "what can logarithms do for you" but rather "what shape does a
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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 @user-559 
 
 I have no idea what either of those mean 
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 and yet you have to answer or suspicious you do appear.
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 ah well guess I can't stream things hehe
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 @user-92 
 
 emphasis on "incomprehensible" for my part
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--- #56 fediverse_boost/6053 ---
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--- #57 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #58 messages/280 ---
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 Fighting each other is such a waste of ammo.
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--- #59 fediverse/3980 ---
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 just means that's the most entertaining type of strategy we've found so far
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--- #60 messages/178 ---
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 A god is less of an object and more of a direction.
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--- #61 fediverse/3405 ---
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 on a scale of notways to almostever how would you rate your pain?
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--- #62 messages/1231 ---
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 Has it ever not been? Logic beats gold. Just ask strategy and famine.
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--- #63 fediverse/3276 ---
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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--- #64 fediverse/180 ---
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 @user-162 you're right! otherwise it wouldn't be forced : )
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--- #65 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #66 fediverse/5357 ---
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 @user-1807 
 
 haha thanks i hate it because it's true
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--- #67 fediverse/142 ---
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 @user-135 I only sorta know what that means 🙃​
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--- #68 fediverse/6418 ---
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 great discoveries are just rants that end with something unknown or an
 unsolved question [breakthrough]
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--- #69 fediverse/3617 ---
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 @user-1390 
 
 true. what do you want to do with all those bits, hmmm?
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--- #70 fediverse/4399 ---
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 ... Dare for the Bright Age, though "don't forget to be awesome" works too I
 guess.
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--- #71 fediverse/231 ---
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 spaghetti, fedi?
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--- #72 fediverse/2815 ---
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 I am NOT larping. I am expressing how I feel imaginatively.
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--- #73 fediverse/6242 ---
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 My favorite thing about Freddi Fish is how it teaches sensory experience.
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--- #74 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #75 fediverse/3052 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 you are all of these things to me
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--- #76 messages/1216 ---
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 WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS RIGHT? WHAT THEN? MORONS.
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--- #77 fediverse/6342 ---
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 revolution
 doesn't
 have
 to be
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--- #78 fediverse/4226 ---
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 This should go without saying, but...
 
 I'm here for you.
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--- #79 fediverse/4072 ---
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 I like games that test my reflexes
 
 I also like games that test my wit
 
 but most of all I like games that test my patience with strategy
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--- #80 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #81 fediverse/5663 ---
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 I'm going to write some lua code that doesn't do anything useful and which I
 don't share with anyone
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--- #82 fediverse/6008 ---
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 why does nobody write bolshevik fanfiction where they were more [insert
 characteristic here] and less [insert characteristic here]
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--- #83 fediverse/2072 ---
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 @user-367 
 
 I figured, based on what you said : )
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--- #84 fediverse/417 ---
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 @user-302 
 
 so like Color out of Space?
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--- #85 fediverse/3440 ---
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 @user-192 @user-763 
 
 omg who is that and why do I have gender envy
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--- #86 messages/488 ---
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 Look at the unique patterns in a programming language, and you will find
 within them a usecase.
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--- #87 fediverse/3664 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #88 fediverse_boost/5500 ---
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  unhinged rants per random number                                            
  
                                                            
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--- #89 fediverse/829 ---
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 you're ridiculous, you know that? so selfish. so obscene.
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--- #90 fediverse/847 ---
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 I say "my" not as in "mine" but "my" as in "my beloved"
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--- #91 messages/630 ---
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 Pay attention to me, for I am convinced that "me" is what we need.
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--- #92 fediverse/6021 ---
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 you volunteer for things because you want a say in how they turn out.
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--- #93 fediverse/2622 ---
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 what kind of linux user are you if you don't even like reading terminal
 output? it's USEFUL and INTERESTING information!
 
 WHY ELSE WOULD THE PROGRAMMER OUTPUT IT???
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--- #94 fediverse/3776 ---
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 whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis  or thisssss make sure if you're
 doing K's that you have at least four
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--- #95 fediverse/1738 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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--- #96 fediverse/5948 ---
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 worth
picture of my cat sleeping on my lap at my computer desk.
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--- #97 fediverse/297 ---
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 @user-214 so you know where to find what you need to know
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--- #98 fediverse/2114 ---
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 ... unrelated, but hey check out this cool social media collage thing that I
 made!
a long collage of various social media posts. Unfortunately they were not preserved when I turned my computer off, but their record was saved because I screenshotted them before closing the window. They're all things that I said, or mostly things that I said, also some things from my friends.  I didn't get permission to post them, but what they said was relatively innocuous. Just the stuff that they wouldn't mind sharing, the stuff that you should go to their profile website if you'd like to know more.
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--- #99 fediverse/3335 ---
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 arrival of lohengrin, the swan knight
 
 (I didn't paint this hehe)
a painting of a bunch of knights in shining armor around a king of some kind with a maiden while a valorous knight floats up on a small little boat pulled by a swan and everyone's like "lohengrin! lohengrin! the swan knight is him!"
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--- #100 fediverse/428 ---
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 no thing is ineffable.
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--- #101 fediverse/1174 ---
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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--- #102 fediverse/1397 ---
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 why don't we teach git in high school?
 
 oh yeah, because microsoft word is not plain text.
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--- #103 fediverse/1472 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 my streaming is broken and I can't figure out why : (
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--- #104 fediverse/3805 ---
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 neat
the website Ephemeren has 100,008 followers as of 5 days ago. There are 0 people who follow the website on Neocities, it's all external traffic.
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--- #105 fediverse/3188 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 they liiiiike you 😋 
 
 maybe they'll hire you!
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--- #106 fediverse/840 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 does checking yourself into a mental hospital / the morgue count as a
 political option?
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--- #107 fediverse/135 ---
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #108 fediverse/5973 ---
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 omg T.T
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--- #109 fediverse/1934 ---
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 @user-1109 
 
 do it in a random color each time! Here's my implementation for viewing txt
 files colorfully:
some bash computer code which first picks a random color, and if the color is a bad combination (like, black front and black back, meaning you can't see the lines of the letters) then it redoes it and tries to pick a better one randomly. It'll keep trying until it gets a correct combination but honestly there's only like one or two bad ones that don't look so great
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--- #110 fediverse/3377 ---
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 @user-1517 
 
 what are you talking about? all I see in that picture is cute muffins and
 tasty muffins.
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--- #111 fediverse/5804 ---
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 it's discriminatory to force introverts to return to office.
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--- #112 fediverse/2782 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right?
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--- #113 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #114 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #115 fediverse/3693 ---
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 @user-1584 
 
 vimm.net still seems to be up for me...?
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--- #116 fediverse/2216 ---
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #117 fediverse/1518 ---
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 acceleration-ism is just "learning the truth faster than they do"
 
 tbh should be more like "learning things to show them" but eh whatever gets
 the job done
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--- #118 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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--- #119 fediverse/2423 ---
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 does anyone know of any fedi software that lets you link to a particular post
 and read forward on a person's timeline from there? Or back I guess, but
 chronological viewing specifically.
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--- #120 messages/102 ---
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 They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, which is why
 there's nobody like me.
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--- #121 bluesky#23 ---
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 why do some boys hate girls so much even when they're in boy bodies? T.T
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--- #122 fediverse/5016 ---
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 @user-1201 
 
 perpetual summer vacation? with a side of "from each to their yaddah yaddah"
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--- #123 fediverse/4524 ---
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #124 fediverse/1986 ---
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 when cornered, is it your instinct to escape? or to take one of them down with
 you?
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--- #125 fediverse/1260 ---
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 @user-898 
 
 good luck finding a match for me >: )
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--- #126 fediverse/733 ---
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 ice cream out of a mug, mmmm delicious ^_^
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--- #127 fediverse/2883 ---
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 │ CW: food-mentioned-caps-lock-utilized │
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 I FOUND HALF A BAG OF LENTILS IN MY CLOSET HOORAY!!
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--- #128 fediverse/6007 ---
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 I always get the syntax backwards, for some reason...
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--- #129 messages/213 ---
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 Maybe I'm just woefully arcane?
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--- #130 fediverse/205 ---
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 @user-95 because I left a puzzle on my website and she's trying to unlock it :
 )
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--- #131 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #132 fediverse/2918 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 You're cool!
 
 I always thought of abstracting something as "applying intelligence to hasten
 logical conclusions"
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--- #133 messages/1116 ---
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 What works for me might not work for another,
 
 But 
 
 What works for me might work for another.
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--- #134 fediverse/2646 ---
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 do pushups
 
 and squats
 
 and planks
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--- #135 fediverse/1249 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 did you sleep well last night?
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--- #136 messages/354 ---
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 Fuck it, I guess I'm doing kegels now.
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--- #137 messages/482 ---
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 I am indescribably furious right now
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--- #138 fediverse/769 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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--- #139 messages/1256 ---
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 I'm not like him.
 
 he's like me.
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--- #140 fediverse/3564 ---
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 this kind of thing always happens when I'm manic lmao
error  we are unable to permit banking access at this time. please try again later or call this number for assistance.
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--- #141 fediverse/2581 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 not always (but often)
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--- #142 fediverse/3787 ---
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 arithmatic control flow
 
 If A, then B. Else C
a picture of a programmatic implementation of arithmatic control flow
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--- #143 messages/208 ---
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 Geek prayer? Preach brothers and sisters >.>
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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--- #145 fediverse/365 ---
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 @user-269 
 
 oh you mean like gmail? hmmmm something something don't be evil
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--- #146 bluesky#38 ---
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 thank you for the dog posts they keep me friendly
 
 thank you for the cat posts they keep me sane
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--- #147 fediverse/1416 ---
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 @user-979 @user-980 
 
 they do it for power.
 
 power corrupts, and these profane desires they possess are the definition of
 evil.
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--- #148 fediverse/139 ---
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 @user-95 now that's an interesting way to describe it 🤔​   🥰​
 😎​
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--- #149 fediverse/143 ---
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 @user-78 I thought it was thursday :O
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--- #150 fediverse/84 ---
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 Life is just a series of minigames for your primate brain to solve that are
 generated by an impossibly complex algorithm with a dash of ethical
 value-based choices thrown in.
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--- #151 bluesky#16 ---
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 it's there, under your hair, right over there, you left it where? place it
 next with care.
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--- #152 fediverse/3033 ---
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 @user-570 
 
 yes exactly! that's an illustrative example.
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--- #153 fediverse/3043 ---
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 you know more than me and I appreciate your analysis
 
 if you ever want to work on something together let me know 
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--- #154 fediverse/870 ---
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 @user-95 
 
 that makes sense to me!
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--- #155 fediverse/1112 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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--- #156 fediverse/178 ---
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 @user-95 you aren't the first person to tell me that so I think you might be
 right : )
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--- #157 fediverse/6299 ---
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 OH
 
 this right here is so crucial
noblesse oblige /ō-blēzh′/ noun      Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank. The honourable obligation that is the responsibility of those of high rank; in American English this often includes the expectation of benevolent actions such as helping those less fortunate. The obligation of those of high rank to be honorable and generous (often used ironically).
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--- #158 fediverse/2776 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 saw this video a week or so ago, you might be interested
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--- #159 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #160 fediverse/4876 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #161 fediverse/2469 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 it's saturday for me =P
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--- #162 fediverse/3912 ---
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 the quickest flaw in a novice's strategy is to act upon what is there, not
 upon what may yet be.
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--- #163 messages/678 ---
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 ChatGPT needs a way to leave a thank-you without demanding a response
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--- #164 fediverse/5899 ---
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 What's on your mind?
she orbits you waves from behind ready in kind Image attachment
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--- #165 fediverse/38 ---
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 @user-36 ideally you'd convert to an arbitrary base (in this case 9) and shift
 from there, but shifting two places might work. idk I haven't thought about it.
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--- #166 fediverse/3493 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 hahahahaha so true ^_^
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--- #167 messages/901 ---
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 If war is not "volunteer only" then you have nothing to fight for.
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--- #168 fediverse/1384 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 no? ! ?
 
 EDIT: but now I have xD xD
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--- #169 fediverse/4866 ---
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 don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab
 back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere?
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--- #170 fediverse/3531 ---
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 I love ramen but I don't like how it makes me feel after eating it
 :ms_confused:
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--- #171 fediverse/4296 ---
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 @user-1655 
 
 why don't we just weaponize email and send json to each other that ends up
 parsed, interpreted, and presented on the end-user's computer using whatever
 client we want?
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--- #172 fediverse/127 ---
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 @user-126 you're gonna do great : )
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--- #173 fediverse/3543 ---
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 @user-777 
 
 my favorite thing about specialization is that not everyone has to do
 everything
 
 (translate that into C lmao)
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--- #174 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #175 fediverse/1969 ---
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 @user-1117 
 
 That guy loves his job ^_^
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--- #176 fediverse/3029 ---
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 don't eat desert afterwards, there's enough sugar in this to delight a horse
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--- #177 fediverse/798 ---
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 I'm doing a game jam, so... see ya in a week
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--- #178 fediverse/2891 ---
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 they're painting the inside of my apartment and it naturally has low airflow
 in here and it's seeping under my door and making me woozy teehee better open
 all the windows
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--- #179 fediverse/5552 ---
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 I once heard that when you click a link, the developer of the website can tell
 which website you came from. idk if that's true or not.
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--- #180 fediverse/1879 ---
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 interesting times in peaceful times: 😎 
 
 interesting times in interesting times: 🥴
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--- #181 fediverse/102 ---
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 @user-5 why not just use a keyboard? 🙃​
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--- #182 fediverse_boost/4338 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Different websites following the election are showing very different numbers.  
  
                                                            
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--- #183 fediverse/6197 ---
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 oh nuts forgot to post these last night. sorry. here ya go:
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--- #184 fediverse/1049 ---
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 #CDCsays there's no difference between a stick and a mud, when it comes down
 to it
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--- #185 fediverse/4827 ---
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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--- #186 fediverse/1266 ---
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 │ CW: re: weed - ama   │
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 @user-907 
 
 how does the music sound? want me to help you setup a visualizer?
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--- #187 fediverse/978 ---
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 @user-699 @user-78 
 
 I say "blep" when I intentionally stack overflow in order to avoid painful
 thoughts
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--- #188 fediverse/1330 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 It sounds like you're describing consent, right?
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--- #189 fediverse/5726 ---
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 🖼
           local response  equals 1 while true do if response does not equal 0 then require: build, my_name, and heart. end.                  response  equals in_channel:peek()  humans are unafraid because anyone better than us would necessarily be kinder
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--- #190 fediverse/1636 ---
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 [Forged Alliance Forever does this automatically btw]
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--- #191 fediverse_boost/2965 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  i will use CW for #USpol if computer people start using CW for tech computer boring linux software posting. i said what i said  
  
                                                            
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--- #192 fediverse/1299 ---
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 │ CW: re: violence-politics-mentioned │
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 @user-928 @user-929 @user-930 
 
 you're absolutely right. Nothing about this is easy.
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--- #193 fediverse/2974 ---
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 currently on turbo mode trying to "find myself" because I figure I might not
 get a chance next year, so... whatever, right?
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--- #194 fediverse/4796 ---
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 @user-1742 
 
 anything for you!! 🥰 🥰 🥰
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--- #195 fediverse/4960 ---
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 vim plugin where every tab changes the font color
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--- #196 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #197 fediverse/3595 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 do you have music videos tho? :O :O
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--- #198 fediverse/1165 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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--- #199 fediverse/2022 ---
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 @user-217 
 
 spidersilk masquerade
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--- #200 fediverse/6057 ---
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 gonna touch grass. maybe do some programming. ttyl
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