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 THE DUCKS ARE BACK
 
 I DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY KILL THEM BY FEEDING THEM ALLUMS
 
 I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T HANDLE IT
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5800 ---
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 ... I feel fine actually
 
 [weren't you just extremely happy?]
 
 heh yeah feelings are experts at changing
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--- #2 messages/992 ---
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 "well done!" he said, and i can't stop thinking about how happy it made me
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--- #3 fediverse/2911 ---
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 and now for my unrepentant littlespace arc! Look at me I'm SoOoOoOo silLY 🤪
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--- #4 fediverse/5353 ---
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 some of my favorite games are behind me and I can't describe how happy I am to
 have known here
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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--- #6 fediverse/5124 ---
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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--- #7 fediverse/3564 ---
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 this kind of thing always happens when I'm manic lmao
error  we are unable to permit banking access at this time. please try again later or call this number for assistance.
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--- #8 fediverse/564 ---
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 Sometimes I become so excited about the fact that I'm alive and sensing the
 environment in my immediate proximity that I just [redacted]
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--- #9 fediverse/1384 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 no? ! ?
 
 EDIT: but now I have xD xD
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--- #10 fediverse/3473 ---
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 holy carp I'm so good at this game!
a picture of win / loss statistics for the game Star Realms (digital) - the pictured statistics include:  total games: 1979 total wins: 1043 win rate: 52.7%
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--- #11 fediverse/6102 ---
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 sorry I was just making stuff up because it's fun, hope I didn't accidentally
 unleash disaster or masterpiece, either would be equally bad
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--- #12 fediverse/6257 ---
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 hey, I'm all about uplifting
 
 I do so as I please
picture of a mastodon screenshot which shows 975 characters remaining, implying (based on the character count) that not only was the thought short and easily conveyable, but also that 1024 characters are permitted per post. the profile picture of the profile who is the poster is green on the bottom with a flash of silver, black and white half and half, then red and light pink colored with a flash of white in the corner.  the text of the message that is typed into the display there:  hey, I'm all about uplifting  I do so as I please
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 This gun is my sword 
 This blade is my weapon 
 And my foes will lay before me
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--- #14 fediverse/6154 ---
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 it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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--- #15 fediverse/6208 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 molybdenum just feels like a fake word
 
 it's so much fun to say though!
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--- #16 messages/394 ---
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 Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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 @user-1352 
 
 I run Nix on one of my laptops and I really enjoy it : )
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 whoops gotta go, time to refill my bowl, glad I'm for sure safe and nur-ture-ed
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 @user-398 
 
 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on
 this hill
 
 (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who
 likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation)
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--- #20 fediverse/4969 ---
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 what if I played video games all day so everyone knew I was harmless
 
 maybe someday I'll give them up again
 
 for the... third time now? I think?
 
 heh maybe. I do enjoy the feeling of being unstoppable.
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