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 @user-299 
 
 the invention of zero was an example of one of the advancements that we worked
 on for thousands of years. Humans are cool _^
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 the cool kids are doing graffiti
 
 the smart ones have something to say
 
 the clever ones do it at night
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--- #2 fediverse/6454 ---
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 the first lesson for an immortal is this: the humans will always be smarter
 than [you/you expect/you except].
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--- #3 messages/326 ---
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 The only valuable thing to them in the cities are the people whose jobs
 they're currently eliminating.
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--- #4 messages/366 ---
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 Some people think history was the beginning of time and like... Nah humans
 existed for hundreds of thousands of years before that. Ancient Egypt or
 whatever is basically modern compared to most of the humans who have ever
 lived.
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--- #5 messages/476 ---
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 Disasters and their consequences have been the circumstances for the entire
 human race.
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--- #6 fediverse/5823 ---
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 the firsthing a helpful comrade would do with their mistakes is bring
 attention to them.
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--- #7 fediverse/3261 ---
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 did you know that almost everyone could technically become competitive with
 olympians? it's just a matter of single-minded focus and determination over
 lifetimes of time. they are the most admirable because of that, and we cherish
 their presence in our life-world-line.
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--- #8 fediverse/1177 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 Those are things we should account for! As long as someone wants them, they
 can just sit in a warehouse forever. And frankly even historians will want at
 least a few, even in a thousand years.
 
 EDIT: until needed
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--- #9 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #10 messages/1090 ---
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 programmable matter is cool because you can interact with it on a human scale.
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--- #11 messages/891 ---
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 AI is worth less if it can't learn what a human can with the same amount of
 facts as a human.
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--- #12 fediverse/4286 ---
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 @user-1652 
 
 the last couple chapters of this short story I wrote are kinda cosmic horror-y
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/w7/table-of-contents
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 who do I want? the coolest people around.
 
 who do I want? everyone else.
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 I worked
 I wrote a bible
 not a scrimble bible, but a bible of the people
 one is cool
 one is useful
 neither may be good nor evil
 for they are of this world, replete in it's [alternating polar extremes]
 
 local minima and maxima
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 @user-1037 
 
 speaking from the perspective of a witch, the land does not care what lines we
 draw in the sand. Lines are a human thing.
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 @user-1370 
 
 you don't have to apologize for escalating your response to trauma
 
 it's cool
 
 we get it
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--- #17 messages/180 ---
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 The worst thing about the past is:
 A. How much it sucked 
 B. How it's not here anymore
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--- #18 fediverse/37 ---
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 This would normally just be a weird way to divide except it allows you to
 divide by zero, which is kinda cool.
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--- #19 fediverse/2837 ---
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 most people haven't heard of the "thanks for catching that, let's write it
 down" move and I really think it's underutilized
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--- #20 fediverse/6307 ---
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 AI systems like chatGPT don't "get" emojis by looking at them.
 
 They're reading the description tagged onto the unicode value inserted in the
 text.
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