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 hey remember when the american president declared a civil war while browsing
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 remember when leftists would talk about privilege
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--- #2 fediverse/830 ---
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 remember when [historical event] wasn't that long ago?
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--- #3 messages/1369 ---
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 please, swear to never preserve anyone in a country at war
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 remind me again how many of our boats were sunk before we intervened in WW-I?
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 @user-1367 
 
 who voted for Pence? get them on our side
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 broke:
 the Biden presidency was meant to defuse the rage of BLM
 
 woke:
 we needed more time to gather our strength
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--- #7 messages/1399 ---
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 end the war to save your people
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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--- #9 fediverse/6069 ---
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 I support war against israel
I support war against israel  30 boats from the Global Sumud Flotilla remain steadfast, just 46 nautical miles from Gaza, despite relentless hostility from the Israeli navy. The Israeli navy has intercepted 13 boats from the Global Sumud Flotilla so far.  [picture of a map of the south-eastern Mediterranean, where a strip of land the size of chicago is a country being consumed by another. eradicated. wiped out. utterly erased. The map shows several groups of boats approaching with precious cargo - the kind that's only good for hope. What purpose is there in war when your love is yet more?] CW: palestine-and-other-places-probably-idk    look, I know that nobody reading this has the power to affect this, but like...  the forced cessation of genocide is one of the only ethical casus belli I can  think of.   -> file: fediverse/0249.txt Image attachment
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 It's not a warcrime if you're not at war.
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 America 🥰 
 The United States of 😒 
 America day 🤩 
 America day with PTSD 🥴
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 why does eggnog taste American to me???
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 prefer tribes over families.
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 can we add "against-eugenics on principle" to the requirements for being
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 republicans who vote for biden are my friends
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 ah nuts musta forgot
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 @user-78 
 
 elle - emm - ayyyy - ohhhh
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 Bushman lives 
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