=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───── people think the lord of the rings is historical fantasy. HA! most people believed whatever the pope didn't want them to believe. They acted holy when the magic men came to be, and the rest of the time they just danced like a spark. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/5529 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── The Lord of the Rings movies were good because they filmed them all before releasing ANY of them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/3266 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── how many people do you think in the world know that screenshots of a website are not admissible proof because they can be trivially doctored by editing the html? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #3 messages/1376 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─ Did you know there were wands in World of Warcraft? I betcha didn't. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┘ --- #4 fediverse/4049 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── humans can only do what they believe they can do because they believe they can do ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/3999 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO right, y'know? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1718 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell) and it'll just, do that thing how cool is that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/3995 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: spirituality-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────┘ the reason most humans are unaware of *magic* and all it entails is the same reason you can't NOT think about a purple elephant. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/2623 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── have you ever noticed the people on Mastodon who used to have cool and interesting ideas but now just kinda repeat the same basic things over and over again? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5967 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── I wonder how many people hate me? silence is indicative of allies or foes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/390 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-138 turns out most people are decent and kind, and cannabalism tends to be an act of either destitute desperation or unholy barbarism. something something bread and circuses work ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5144 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── my fediverse posts are not campaign promises, and should not be received as things I will always continue to believe. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/2369 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── Most people won't care. Most people won't come. They don't need to. All we need is you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #13 messages/1296 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════── who do I want? the coolest people around. who do I want? everyone else. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┘ --- #14 fediverse/5053 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── all people are people, and nothing will convince me otherwise. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/3201 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: Spicy Hot Take │ └────────────────────────┘ @user-1074 they also lived a couple hundred years later... lots of time for political philosophy to advance. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/641 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── something something "those who study history are doomed to watch others repeat it" or something like that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/4751 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── apparently security through obscurity is out, and security through community is in, don't ask me how I know that teehee ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1810 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── some people hear words like "datastructures" and "object-oriented programming" and think they're made up terms that don't mean anything important. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/2044 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── honestly I think everyone should have two mastodon accounts - one for people you like, and one for people you trust (I have one) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/6262 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── don't ever sacrifice a creature to a fate that is unknown. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ |