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 Dear BJO: I saw you live once. I'm your biggest fan. Green Day cometh.
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 I'm a big fan of my skeleton
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 The Greek choir wants to kill me, but I'm a fan favorite. Or is it the other
 way around?
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 if you're a fan of both political posts and kookie-dookerie:
Attacking your enemies weaknesses is the route to victory. Safeguarding your own helps ensure the avoidance of defeat. But when your enemy is a culture, who do you target? Their women and children of course. The GOP attacks abortion rights. They attack trans kids in sports, schools, and bathrooms. And that which you resist is what you'll find, so they find rallying cries of leftists defending the weak. And when you maximize your weaknesses, you leave yourself vulnerable. So how do you protect yourself from all sides when you're only hit where it hurts? Women, children, the disabled, the mentally ill, the kindhearted loving men, the oppressed minorities and marginalized workers. All people who belong to the left, and all essentially deadweight in a fight. What can they do but serve as a banner that others fight for? A man in a wheelchair cannot shoot a gun, and a woman hooked on drugs should not have children. Yet the left protects them. Give me your tired, your hungry, your broken and your poor. Liberty, liberty, freedom for all. But freedom is won with a hard hand clenched in a fist, a hand holding the stock of a rifle. Violence solves no problems, but solutions aren't always necessary - sometimes the threat is enough. But who cares for the soul of the murderer? None but the gravediggers, who reap the benefit of his rampage and the crows who listen for gunshots. ... there's not enough characters remaining for alt. sorry. you can read the rest on my website if you'd like. 
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 @user-192 
 
 thanks. I live near some ducks. they're pretty cool fellows.
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 We have art like Green Day for the same reason we have guns.
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 they said so in Portland. Now I see allies everywhere I go.
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 wow I'm just the greatest
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 my cat absolutely adores these. I checked and made sure they were too big to
 fit in her mouth.
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 schizophrenic people aren't allowed to go to concerts or bars unless their
 friends pay them to be there.
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 If you're going to pray to anyone, pray to green day, and all of their songs
 that don't get played on the radio.
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 cassandora and pandasandra, vavadane d' sevastavan
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 @user-95 
 
 if I was canadian I'd be ca-ritz!
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 I am NOT larping. I am expressing how I feel imaginatively.
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 @user-1402 
 
 all I see is an orange jumpsuit and gray bars of iron.
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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 [when everyone's seen them]
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah I do : )
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 This should go without saying, but...
 
 I'm here for you.
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 this is my past month of reddit comments.
 
 tell me what you notice.
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--- #20 fediverse/2795 ---
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 this is me on the fediverse:
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