=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 Anytime you "bad end" your guardian angel pulls you back and sets the stat
 that bad ended you to its 50% value with a wink and a nod and a slight crooked
 smile
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/491 ---
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 @user-353 
 
 this is 500% how you get things done in the current system (in my country)
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--- #2 fediverse_boost/666 ---
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--- #3 fediverse/3999 ---
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 ... most of what she says is nonsense, but that 20% that's right is like... SO
 right, y'know?
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--- #4 fediverse_boost/647 ---
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  fishboy romance levels are 53% and rising                                   
                                                                              
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--- #5 fediverse_boost/667 ---
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  boredom levels are holding at 52%                                           
                                                                              
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--- #6 fediverse/5444 ---
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 if the good guys always win, the bad will slink into the shadows and do
 dastardly deeds out of sight.
 
 if the bad guys always win, the spark of goodness will wink out.
 
 I think I'd prefer if they were cowering in our wake.
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--- #7 fediverse/1412 ---
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 reverse dorian grey where someone looks decently old but every picture of them
 gets younger every year
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--- #8 fediverse/1588 ---
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 @user-1035 
 
 Even better if you say "you do you too"
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 they want your stuff breaking after 5 years so that you always need them.
 
 if you have everything you need, there's nothing stopping us from revolt
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--- #10 fediverse/1622 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 yeah, fair enough... Mine was like 20$ for a year but that's like, 10% of your
 rice and bean budget so yeah don't do that
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--- #11 fediverse/2878 ---
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 advice is always solicited.
 
 help meeee e tell me how I'm wrong so I can get better
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--- #12 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #13 fediverse/5782 ---
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 sometimes I post random silly [scary] things to pad out the serious things and
 I hope that's okay
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 @user-95 back when games had more value because you only had like, 6 of them
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--- #15 fediverse/1196 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 you're not a creep in fact you're quite awesome and cool and neato to be sure 
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--- #16 fediverse/718 ---
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 @user-547 
 
 That feeling when you get to the end of a paragraph and think "why do I have
 this extra parenthesis )? Oh yeah I opened it up waaaaay up here" and then you
 reread what you wrote and think
 
 perfect, no notes
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--- #17 fediverse_boost/5147 ---
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  Need that E2EE fedi right now                                               
                                                                              
  i'd be at least 70% more feral                                              
                                                                              
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--- #18 fediverse/2082 ---
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 I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not
 for my teeth.
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--- #19 fediverse/4085 ---
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 I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I
 start feeling the urge to do pushups
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--- #20 fediverse/1385 ---
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 listen if your man page is more than like, 10 pg-down's, then you might want
 to consider breaking that utility up into smaller pieces.
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