=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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"hey, wanna congregate with us? Cool my name is so-and-so, this is [person],
over here is [other persion]. We're gonna walk down to the fountain over
there, feel free to join us"
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
--- #1 fediverse/6321 ---
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"hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own
thing."
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--- #2 messages/483 ---
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"hey listen! Do this thing to hurt me! Build the infrastructure to do it so
that you can use it on people who deserve it!"
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--- #3 fediverse/5162 ---
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hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when
you're alone?
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--- #4 fediverse/5750 ---
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I love when I can go on walks... they're soooooo much fun! can see so many
cool people and places and things... alas
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--- #5 messages/1251 ---
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there's also public parks, and who knows what might happen if you talk to
someone randomly and then a bunch of people start to gather. I bet you could
even say something like "hey do you want to go gather over there by the
[cafeteria, but pronounced cafeter, but pronounced ca-feh-[taer, but
pronounced like the back half of where]]
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--- #6 fediverse/5374 ---
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@user-138
me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
[a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
[they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #7 messages/1368 ---
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"hello, welcome to earth, you may fly your spaceships here so long as you make
them look like planes and make the same noises and emit the same radio
frequencies which are always changing and that we'll help you determine
dynamically, please enjoy your stay according to our quite permissive rules"
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--- #8 messages/1161 ---
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"hey kid, if you don't tell us where you saw that car go, we'll deport your
mother."
- some ice guy somewhere probably
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--- #9 fediverse/1669 ---
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"she has a certain, I don't know what, je ne sais quoi? that I don't know what
to describe as."
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--- #10 messages/1177 ---
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it's more than a community if only one person asks where you've been.
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--- #11 fediverse/3689 ---
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"mom can we have some kirby's air ride"
"sure we have kirby's air ride at home"
the kirby's air ride at home:
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--- #12 fediverse/1613 ---
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"Hi, welcome to my home, this is my cat, his name is Gopher, but I mostly just
call him Kitty or Dude."
the cat introducing himself "hi my name is Yoursuchagoodkittyyesyouare but you
can call me Yesyouare or Suchagood for short."
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--- #13 fediverse/1648 ---
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"oh no my stuff touchers are casting a spell on my keyboard without my
knowledge, how peculiar" said no-one in particular
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--- #14 messages/484 ---
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"hey listen! Beware of this danger around me! It's [blegh]
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--- #15 fediverse/2967 ---
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@user-138
"here's how to get caught. don't... don't do the things in these books. also,
uh... don't do the things that AREN'T in these books, wink"
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--- #16 fediverse/1617 ---
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daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the
internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors
for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and
make friends
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--- #17 fediverse/1718 ---
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dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
and it'll just, do that thing
how cool is that
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--- #18 fediverse/2656 ---
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people who like you
or at least are interested in what you have to say
versus public, which is people who can hear you (because they happened to be
listening at that time of day)
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--- #19 fediverse/1152 ---
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@user-258
wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before (
[that's not true people have told me that before]
{though not recently heh I think you're cool too}
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--- #20 fediverse/3180 ---
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I love skywriting. it's so cool to see your words fade into dust after being
seen by everyone around.
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