=== ANCHOR POEM ===
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Other people's problems are much easier to solve than my own. I don't need to do what I tell others to. Coaches don't play.  
  
                                                            
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/1576 ---
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 people be like "I don't want you to solve my problems" but, like, that's
 literally all I do. solve problems. problem solve. it's my default operation
 methodology.
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--- #2 fediverse/2369 ---
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 Most people won't care.
 
 Most people won't come.
 
 They don't need to.
 
 All we need is you.
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--- #3 fediverse/5292 ---
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 you can trust me, but please don't rely on me, for all of my power is soft.
 sometimes people just don't want to do what I tell them to, and I wouldn't
 have it any other way.
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--- #4 fediverse/6143 ---
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 "I don't know who needs to hear this" but for every post
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--- #5 messages/996 ---
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 A humble princess would say: I don't need the best, i just need my favorite.
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--- #6 fediverse/3935 ---
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 @user-999 
 
 solving problems isn't the hard part.
 
 playing is.
 
 but coaching is just as important.
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--- #7 fediverse/3195 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to like all kinds of
 jam equally.
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--- #8 messages/394 ---
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 Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it.
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--- #9 fediverse/2216 ---
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 Maybe that's why I don't have any friends xD xD
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--- #10 fediverse/5681 ---
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 I'm a helper and everyone wants me to be more agentic but it's like... no... I
 don't wanna...
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--- #11 fediverse/3366 ---
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your friend sends you a paragraph
 you don't have to respond with a paragraph.
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--- #12 fediverse/1558 ---
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 Just because you haven't won yet, doesn't mean you've lost.
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--- #13 fediverse/3372 ---
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 I don't really need to know if people like me. It's nice, but it doesn't help
 me.
 
 I do, however, desperately want to know if I'm helping. Knowing this would
 help me.
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--- #14 fediverse/3708 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 doesn't everyone do that??
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--- #15 fediverse_boost/5333 ---
◀─[BOOST]
  
  Overheard at the lab: “I don’t understand why people do drugs when they could be doing operating systems research instead.”  
  
                                                            
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 @user-1074 
 
 perhaps, but momentum is important too. I don't think he should step down, I
 think he should step beside and guide.
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--- #17 fediverse/1771 ---
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 if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them.
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--- #18 fediverse/5134 ---
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 don't I have anything better to do?
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--- #19 fediverse/6380 ---
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 [it won't connect because I'm not hosting it, but it's fun to think about]
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--- #20 fediverse/2672 ---
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 don't follow strangers to second locations.
 
 especially not if they involve walking to the other side of town...
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