=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 "what are we doing? Rearranging furniture on the titanic!"
"what are we doing? Rearranging furniture on the titanic!" Ha! That's a great expression—captures that feeling of futile busywork while something much bigger looms. Is this a philosophical musing, or are you venting about something specific that's feeling like deck chairs territory right now? what do you think? Given what I know about you, I'd guess you're venting about something specific—probably a project or codebase where you're being asked to polish details while some fundamental architectural issue or looming deadline makes it all feel pointless. Though it could also just be a Monday mood. What's sinking? the winter is warmer than usual Ah, the existential version then—climate change as the iceberg, and here we all are debating... whatever feels trivial by comparison. It's a hard thing to sit with. The scale of it makes most daily activity feel like rearranging furniture. And yet life continues to demand that we arrange the furniture anyway. Is the warm winter hitting you particularly hard this year, or just one of those moments where the cognitive dissonance surfaces? 
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 This is our moment, guys. We got this.
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--- #2 messages/608 ---
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 This is our moment, guys. We got this.
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 @user-1208
 
 weeks, then?
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 @user-883 
 
 Or we get serious about nationalizing it
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 @user-1100 @user-1074 
 
 haha what the fuck
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--- #7 fediverse/4941 ---
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 everyone: "what are you doing"
 
 me: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. wawawawa
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 @user-192 
 
 what was the meta?
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--- #9 fediverse/5796 ---
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 "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's
 some pretty spicy kush
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 @user-1352 
 
 ooooooo what kind of books do you read?
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--- #11 fediverse/89 ---
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 @user-95 Which hour? This hour!
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 not me
 
 but we
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 "may the ancestors be praised, that we see what she surveys"
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--- #14 messages/631 ---
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 They're not Americans, they're *republicans*
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 revolution
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 now we are kings of our own time
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 ... what
A screenshot of a multiple-choice question labelled "Knowledge Check" (1 point possible, ungraded) the question is: Which programming language is commonly used in Linux? the possible responses: HTML JavaScript CSS HTML5 
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 "yes there really are that many"
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 Our chances may be
 
 far from pioneered
 
 but our chances may be in our favor
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 @user-1370 
 
 wawawawawawawawawa : )
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