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 did you know that you can run an AI image generator using a previous picture
 as input? It's true! Most people think you need to write with words what you
 want, like "cat eating spaghetti mlem mlem mlem mlem" or "rollercoaster made
 out of bananas sliperideedoo" but the truth is you can instead use it for more
 useful things like "run this bash script 15 times, each time inserting a
 different countryname in the text: person from ${COUNTRY_NAME}" with a profile
 pic of you and suddenly you got plausible definability
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2848 ---
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 oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this
 profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick
 up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're
 on the same team, and should be working together.
 
 that's the dream, at least.
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--- #2 fediverse/1910 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 heh yeah people don't often pick up on nuance.
 
 who am I kidding, I'm people! I don't often pick up on nuance! Alas.
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--- #3 fediverse/4836 ---
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 "hello, person I sorta know but totally trust, take this artifact of mine. If
 you ever meet someone named so-and-so, ask them if they know it. If so and
 something seems right about them, then they're probably cool.
 
 (only works on RELICS or ARTIFACTS or ARTWORK) (cat pics can do in a pinch)
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--- #4 fediverse/2233 ---
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 I don't have a picture of my face as my profile pic because it's better for
 me, in this moment, to remain a bit vague.
 
 if you know me you'll know me, though.
 
 if you don't, well I'll tell you my name if you ask.
 
 It won't be the one you see up above me,
 
 but it's a conlang of computer-assisted vision. like, what a computer uses to
 see, that sounds phonetically like my name. conlang isn't hte right word but
 tha'ts okay.
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--- #5 fediverse/1612 ---
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 @user-1040 
 
 also, I miss most of the names and faces in this archive and I think it'd be
 neat to say "oh yeah I remember them because it wasn't so long ago and it's
 weird how they're not around these days but I forgot about them because their
 profile pic changed or maybe they stopped using mastodon or whatever" - idk it
 feels empty sometimes because your follow list is always growing, but the
 number of people who post seems to always go down. Or maybe I just read
 Mastodon at unfortunate times when there's nothing going on. Who can say
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--- #6 messages/221 ---
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 Do you ever think about how you're not actually a person but instead just an
 instantiation of a collection of traits and behaviors generated from a
 template that is the randomized product of two other forms and trained through
 a lifetime of adaptation and subjected to trials of increasing difficulty and
 frequency?
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--- #7 fediverse/471 ---
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 you, the viewer, exists in a context.
 
 and you, the other viewer, who exists in a contexts such as that which is
 comprised as the context of someone who lives in an apartment complex, exists
 in close proximity with other humans. Humans who might hear you if you spoke
 aloud, who might hear you if you exclaimed your words quite loud(ly), who
 might perceive you as another (like you and me) and could (perhaps) share
 something heartfelt between our own shared contexts
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--- #8 fediverse/1150 ---
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 when you change profile pictures the beings inside my brain see you as a
 different entity
 
 less so for names, as visuals are [closer to] their native language
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--- #9 messages/274 ---
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 Can't help but wonder 
 
 If I ever was a real person at all
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--- #10 fediverse/4604 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 collectively identifying an entire instance as a single person is a useful and
 crucial engagement pattern that I believe helps unify the fediverse. Can also
 fracture it, but oh well??
 
 I heard that some instances defederated my instance recently. I wonder why?
 Oh, some drama with some person, gee that's kinda like abandoning a third
 space in IRL public because someone who worked there abused their partner.
 Like ditching the Beatle's conception of heaven because the guy who sang that
 song did rude things to his wife. Like did you hear John Denver once cut his
 wife in half with a chainsaw? I heard it was her mattress, ooooo scary. Isn't
 he the guy that sang about peace, love, serenity, harmony? what's that all
 about? ah well he's defederated from life now, can't ask him a damn thing, can
 we?
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--- #11 fediverse/1708 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 people who don't write have no idea who they are. perhaps in time they will
 know enough to describe themselves with newfound language they never knew how
 to wield.
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--- #12 fediverse/5591 ---
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 @user-1853 
 
 I think most of the people who saw that movie saw it as a kid, when they
 weren't as immersed in the context that they're in now, where the message is
 useful.
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--- #13 fediverse/1410 ---
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 whoa, what time is it? "time for your daily sleeping babe" yes babe...           │
 but first, some horror [beware the psycherwaul, for she likes to dream and has   │
 no idea what she's talking about]                                                │
 {why would you post these all at once? people are going to get pissed at you     │
 for breaking rules that you didn't know. And by "you" I of course mean "the      │
 kind of people you are, not you in particular because you know things" and by    │
 "kind of people you are" I mean "the type of person who spends enough time on    │
 the internet to know how internet things generally work" like my goodness        │
 internet people are dramatic. There's sooooo much drama all the time, like...    │
 why                                                                              │
 oh yeah because people are dramatic. duh. How could I be so vain.                │
 what's your deal                                                                 │
 is it wrong to post links to things you've written in the past? ehh it's not     │
 like there's rules on the sidebar like on Reddit or whatever. what would a       │
 sidebar even look like on Mastodon?                                              │
 oh yeah, a person's profile. Except, the consent is backwards, because people    │
 hear what they hear.                                                             │
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--- #14 fediverse/5374 ---
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 @user-138 
 
 me neither... guess it's in-person for me.
 
 [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go]
 
 ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around
 
 [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so]
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--- #15 fediverse/1434 ---
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 if someone wanted to defame you, all they'd have to do is set up a pipeline
 between your computer and your social media posts.
 
 In that pipeline, attach an LLM that does a passable job and instruct it to
 transform whatever they say into the inverse.
 
 suddenly, everyone hates that person. If you were smart you could turn it off
 for specific people such that they see the generally positive and healthy
 posts, and then after a point flip it such that they only see things that are
 specifically opposit-ed to trigger their specific insecurities.
 
 might require a bit of a human touch to make sure it's working correctly, but
 if you had the means, motivation, and time to set up such a thing, it would
 work pretty well I think.
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--- #16 messages/1423 ---
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 the reason I can't become a therapist is I'd bond with my patients.
 "personal/professional" doesn't make sense to me, there is only me.
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--- #17 fediverse/3833 ---
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 there's no such thing as me
 
 all I am is where the wind takes me
 
 I am just a person, and I do all that I can
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--- #18 fediverse/1843 ---
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 people: "noooo don't say that, you're worth it! You're not a waste of space!
 your life has value!"
 
 also people: "you need to get a job or lose everything and make everyone else
 hate you."
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--- #19 fediverse/4472 ---
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 slow and steady wins the race, but most people are sleeping at the starting
 line.
 
 wake them up. show them how radical a "normal" person can be. if they see
 themselves in you, they can emulate what you do.
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--- #20 fediverse/4540 ---
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 most people in the world are dumb as a bag of bricks
 
 but that's okay, I still love them, and so should you.
 
 everyone I hang out with is sharp as a tack
 
 and I love them still, for I don't have a preference for blunt objects.
 
 some people don't feel emotions
 
 I think they're just depressed
 
 some people can't stop
 
 won't stop, I say.
 
 really as long as they follow their heart and sing a tune that is true
 
 I think they're alright.
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