=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "so he likes to bang it out with guy parts. who cares? we should really be focused on the russians." wait, the cool ones or the mobster ones? "the ones who belong here." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/4910 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-vaguely-gestured-at │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ what if me and my friends were too cute for this world and all the conservatives who don't like queer people just fell in love and realized we're pretty freakin' cool if you can get past the strange parts ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5163 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ why are people so weird about sex? like, hell yeah I'd totally watch you do it. I bet you make it awesome. We can get beers afterwards and maybe [cheer/tear repeatedly] afterwards. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/1617 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── daydreaming about a gang of tough guys who goes around knocking down the internal fence walls in suburbia and throwing potlucks for all the neighbors for a month or two so they have social opportunities to meet each other and make friends ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/5450 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── "cool it with the psychic posting" ha yeah okay. I still got some things to get through though. I bet someone somewhere wants to see it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/4304 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── "mom can we have some trans girls" "no, we have trans girls at home" the trans girls at home: :fediverse: ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/5796 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────── "what is she DOING" or is it more like "what is she VIEWING" like damn that's some pretty spicy kush ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/1970 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-246 "be gay; do crimes" it's basically our motto ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/6321 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────── "hey. wanna stretch with me? oh, whatever you want. I'll be doing my own thing." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┘ --- #9 messages/644 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── Stop telling the "main characters" to chill the fuck out and instead try and put them in the same room. Chances are they'll all agree, and they'll come up with something to do to fight for liberty. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/549 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: pol-socialism │ └──────────────────────┘ ngl I kinda want to see what conservatives would riot over in a socialist system. Like "oh no we have healthcare! that sucks, so I'm going to burn down a police station" like bro what your basic needs are met and you're encouraged and enabled to pursue your passions and personal desires, are you still hung up on that old capitalist stuff? get a life my guy that's soOoOoOo 21st century of you ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/552 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: unnecessarily-combative-sorry-smiley-face-silly │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-398 you take that back you feckin goof Mickey is king for a reason I will DIE on this hill (jk sorry for being combative but I'd just like to say that I'm someone who likes him unironically in essentially every incarnation) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3809 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: violence-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ "Ritz, we love you, but you're fucking stupid, so we're gonna have to break your legs now." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/4554 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: political-violence-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends. gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though. something something echo chambers exist IRL too ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3241 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: lewdness-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ for the same reason you shouldn't compliment a cute girl based on something she can't control ("nice tits gorgeous can I suck on ur nipples later") but should instead compliment them on something they chose ("cool tattoos I also like Celeste") you also shouldn't accuse hot people of colonizing just because they like to play Magic the Gathering or whatever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/4855 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── "you should be acting like these people want to destroy you."me, to me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/4866 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── don't you just love it when you get several discord notifications but you tab back to check out the discord screen and there's no red numbers anywhere? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/5603 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: sex-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I had sex and it was SO GOOD I dunno what it was maybe I leveled up my visualization stat or something but it was DIFFERENT and AWESOME ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #18 messages/359 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── "God doesn't know he ate the universe, and we're doing everything we can to make sure it stays that way." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/1233 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── low key kinda wish someone would kidnap me and lock me in a room with nothing but a c compiler and strict orders to only work on whatever I want ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4715 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── @user-1728 "oh, the bad guys are coming to hurt you?? just fuckin' run away" yeah. real helpful. how about you fuck off to canada or whatever and give away all your possessions. Maybe they'll train you and teach you how to help in some way and you can come back later when the time is right. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┘ |