=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 My computer has an extended password where you have to type the things that
 most people put in ~/.bashrc in order to get the system fully operational
 
 people say "why does it take half an hour to turn your computer on" because I
 keep forgetting the somatic typing components, beatrice. dear, please give me
 a moment, I'll have netflux up and running in - ... oh yes thank you, I would
 have typed netflix in wrong. that helps, and explains this error here where it
 says it can't find "netfucks"
 
 I was like... WHY ISn't this listed in the dependency repository??
 
 [hackers just clone your hard drive megabyte by megabyte every time you start
 a particular program or use a piece of the system utilities like finder or
 un-win-rar, so having a longer password won't help]
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 the kind of friendship where you SSH into each other's systems and leave notes
 for one another.
 
 as soon as you find one you message the person who left it like "yoooo only
 just found this lol" and they're like oooo yeah did you see the bash script I
 wrote in that directory "yeah totally I used it on one of my video files just
 now - cool filter!"
 
 ahhhh reminds me of all the times hackers have hacked my permanently insecure
 system and left me friendly messages like "hey I'm on your side" or "how's
 life, friend? I hope it's going well." or "never forget; you are worth all the
 fear" y'know cute things like that
 
 oh. right. because leaving vulnerabilities like that can lead to threat actors
 affecting your stuff. how lame.
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║ sometimes I run this WoW server with only like, 10 username and passwords. And   │
║ they're all public. As far as I can tell nobody's ever tried connecting          │
║ (whatever >.> ) but rather than set up a way to create your own                  │
║ credentials I just said "yeah pick one at random and play whatever someone       │
║ else was doing because I like the idea of that"                                  │
║                                                                                  │
║ somehow, it felt right.                                                          │
║                                                                                  │
║ most of my passwords (not all of them) are hacked and visible on the clear       │
║ net. Like you could probably google my usernames and get my current passwords    │
║ for things like, social media or my banks or whatever. I kinda like the idea     │
║ that "you cannot trust anything I say, so think of the ideas behind my words     │
║ and decide whether they hold meaning to you" rather than "execute these          │
║ particular thought patterns in your mind as if they came from my voice"          │
║ because one implies an exertion of control over the mind of the recipient        │
║ -> obey my thoughts as I broadcast them into your mind, that kinda vibe.         │
║ And I feel like you have to consent to that kind of thing hehe                   │
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--- #3 fediverse/4772 ---
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 @user-1692 
 
 I usually write everything down in a script that way when I call it from an
 external service all I have to do is point at the file
 
 sorta like... hacking environmental options into a config file
 
 like... I don't write an ffmpeg command every time I want to record my screen.
 I just type "screen-record" and then it'll do the thing that I figured out how
 to do a long time ago.
 
 ... oh no there's an error, I wonder what changed out from under my feet.
 
 huh it's wine, that one's always confusing to debug. Let's see... "could not
 open program.exe" uh-huh. Well, why not? is there a dependency issue?
 something miscompiled or configured? no? it's just... broken? you don't get to
 use that program today? huh that's weird. that's linux for ya I guess.
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║ if your computer gets hacked, but nothing was broken or changed... do you        │
║ leave it as it is so that anonymous can see you're chill or do you wipe it       │
║ because you're afraid it's the feds?                                             │
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║ ehhhh false dichotomy most people are afraid that their system will get borked   │
║ or their bank account will be stolen or their email will get spam or that        │
║ random icons will turn inside out and their mouse cursor will turn into a        │
║ barfing unicorn or they'll finally have to figure out bitcoin to pay a ransom    │
║ for their files including the only pictures they have of their niece. whoops     │
║                                                                                  │
║ people are afraid of technology because of what it can do to hurt them.          │
║ they're afraid it'll break or stop working, and they'll have to spend time       │
║ figuring it out. they like things how they are, but for some reason companies    │
║ keep changing things? it's frustrating learning a new system, and every 5-10     │
║ years it feels like you have to learn a new paradigm and ugh it's just so        │
║ exhausting. technology is not designed for users...  or maybe users get bored.   │
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 you know how SSH password login is deprecated because the password needs to be
 transmitted in cleartext or whatever?
 
 what if we just... required two passwords?
 
 the first initiates the conversation, and sets up an encrypted line. It
 doesn't matter if anyone sees the first password because they'll get a new set
 of encrypted keys, meaning each session automatically is encrypted in a
 different, randomized way.
 
 the second password is the one that actually authenticates you.
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 @user-346 
 
 Nobody will get past the login screen on my computer, but if they do they
 probably won't know that you need to push alt+p in DWM to start a program. But
 even if they push "alt+p firefox" they will only have access to my gmail and
 discord, because those are the only two places I've saved my login information.
 
 Most of my data is on my hard disk anyway, so for that they'd have to push
 alt+enter and then navigate my filesystem to find it. Shouldn't be too hard if
 you're familiar with Linux.
 
 They could always just pull the hard drive and put it into a new computer
 though. It's not like it's encrypted, because why would I encrypt it? I want
 to share information, not conceal it! Surely nobody would desire to exploit
 that vulnerability of mine, that my data should be unencrypted?
 
 If you have a copy of Wikipedia then you're 500% more prepared than 90% of
 humanity so good job _^
 
 Sure would be cool if you put it in the documents folder of every person in
 your family who solicited tech advice from you
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 side note, but the reason PINs were invented was so that people didn't have to
 type in a long-ass password.
 
 "it's only more insecure when it's on a network" - someone who didn't design
 every product after that
 
 (actually no that's bullshit because the first PIN numbers were probably used
 a long-ass time ago, and besides it's not like a short password was all that
 uncommon - when asked "what's the password" usually people will say something
 like "applesauce" or "butterflies" but really the better way is "10, 16, 26,
 46, 99, butts")
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║ oh look at me, cargo-culting wine commands because I can't be bothered to        │
║ guess whether the windows software running on my computer is doing evil          │
║ microsoft things as part of the drivers or whatever. I mean, there's gotta be    │
║ a reason that microsoft's software runs slower on linux than linux software      │
║ runs on windows, right?                                                          │
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║ ... wait I forget exactly where I was going with this, are you saying there's    │
║ a keylogger built into the wine / windows environment software? no, but I'm      │
║ not NOT saying that. listen I'm too eepy sleepy for hardcore computing like      │
║ that! rubbin' bits between your fingers and twiddling the nose of cutie pies     │
║ is only sorta my jam - the rest of the time I like to snuggle up with a pillow   │
║ shaped like a pillow and then fall asleep to the tune of the tortured souls      │
║ being reaped from the afterlife and given new life as seeds and berries in       │
║ this one. oh, did you think death had no other homes? all things are defined     │
║ in waves, something something samsara but like, different because humans cant    │
║ be rite                                                                          │
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 alternatively, when you initiate an SSH session it sends you a randomized
 public key whose private key is the password that you need to login. By
 decrypting the string of text it sent you and sending it back (plus the
 password at the end or whatever) you can ensure secure authentication without
 bothering with the passwordless keys which are wayyyyyy more trouble than
 they're worth and lack the "something you know" authentication method.
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║ my understanding is that anyone with my IP address could make my heart bleed     │
║ due to a hardware vulnerability on my motherboard. Though you might have to      │
║ get past my decrepit ancient linksys EA 3500 router from 2012 first.             │
║                                                                                  │
║ unrelated, but does anyone want my IP address? I don't have any remote           │
║ backups, so if you hate me now would be a great time to show me how despised I   │
║ am. Alternatively you could try searching for anything evil to ensure that I     │
║ can be trusted. You're gonna find mostly video games and source-code that I      │
║ didn't write though. But also all my notes in directories that are               │
║ non-standard, meaning you'll have to look around a bit. I leave little notes     │
║ everywhere I go, so that I can remind myself how to do things in the             │
║ directories I revisit months later. It's so weird how sometimes the things I     │
║ wrote stop working after a while even if I didn't update my system lmao          │
║                                                                                  │
║ what is it with artists and self-immolation? "I never thought I'd actually di    │
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 I know you don't want to hear this, but there is a chance that there will come
 a time where your life depends on your ability to debug a computer without the
 internet. To set up an SSH server. To install Linux. To program in C. To do
 something else that I'm not prepared for... If StackOverflow didn't exist
 because network connectivity has been lost, could you remember syntax? Maybe
 it's a good idea to set up a local LLM that can answer basic questions about
 technology. Maybe it's a good idea to set up on your parents computer, just in
 case you have to hide out there for a couple months. Maybe it's a good idea to
 download wikipedia, just in case.
 
 If I need to use a mac, I'm screwed
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 "but... why?"
 
 portable linux with buttons, great for pick-up-games or communication, can
 throw several in them in a backpack if you want clustered cooperation, they
 work as radios (if the signal reaches) and can transmit text (if you use a
 radial-style keyboard)
 
 [this is all just a pitch for... something, what, you want something? ha
 you'll find no things with me, I know nothing of antifa or whatever]
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 "the problem with linux is you have to spend part of the program just...
 interacting with the filesystem. like, where is their /usr/bin file? (oh it's
 called a directory over there, my bad) weird they put their config over here
 (what language is that written in?) uhhhh I don't know much about localization
 settings (-- two computers on a botnet --)
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 If you're on a Windows computer, first of all why and second of all you can
 use the WINDOWS key + SHIFT + S to screenshot a part of the screen.
 
 this will put it in your copy/paste clipboard, meaning all you have to do is
 ctrl+V and boom suddenly you are significantly more productive.
 
 just don't forget alt text...
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 commanding a coding agent to write bash is a lot different than telling it to
 write a systems analysize.
 
 one is "hey can you examine this repository and make a note somewhere on a
 todo-list or whatever that there needs to be a bugfix in relation to the
 options setting input translation recommendation algorithm matchbox field
 because when I click on it the program crashes"
 
 and the other is like "okay now put the box over there. great now drag it a
 little bit closer. okay now take the refluxinator and adjust the bamboozlewhap
 to account of brass-terminatrix-incorporated and strip out the
 question-mark-eyes"
 
 wait actually neither of them is like that okay the bash one is like: "okay
 yeah do it. sure. yeah okay. yes, but we should put them at this location:
 [loc]. ummm it still has this error message. it still says the same error.
 okay now it says this, I don't think it's gonna work so let's try this other
 thing."
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 kinda wanna make a linux distro that has all the capabilities of a GUI distro
 and isn't so minimal (like screen recording, calculator, screenshot, wifi
 manager, etc etc) but with i3 instead of a desktop.
 
 they could literally just be symlinks (shortcuts) to scripts that are in your
 /usr/bin or whatever directory
 
 seriously it's not like there's THAT many ways to use ffmpeg, why not just
 write a script for them? that's what you're going to do when you use it for
 the first time, anyway, so...
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 how about this: a game where you have to enter the amount of time you have to
 play it when you boot it up.
 
 "I want to play for an hour and a half"
 
 after your allotted time, you get kicked off and it won't restart unless you
 use a password.
 
 It's a trifle of a gesture, really just an affectation of a task, like using a
 -f flag in Linux or saying "are you sure u want to delete these files?" on an
 application.
 
 Funny how the most tech that most people interact with most of the time is
 their phone, and their smart TV. Generally that's about it, and they only use
 one or two apps in their phone. They might change the background, if they're
 the artistic type, but most people are just fine with the defaults.
 
 "Uh yeah I think the settings app is somewhere around here... darn it's always
 so frustrating when I'm connecting to wifi, what is the tech industry even
 doing? I don't want to deal with [opening a menu, selecting
 "wifi/connections", picking the SSID, entering the password, and then going
 back to uber eats]"
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 @user-883 
 
 hehe if I don't understand how it works it's difficult for me to use things.
 My Linux friends get so exasperated with me because I'm like "cool script
 gimme like 2 days to figure it out" and they're like "bro just use these
 flags" and I'm like "no"
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 could also display the first word of that 40+ character passsword in cleartext
 as a "hint" that says "your password is a string of words that make sense to
 you and it starts with this single word from which you should be able to
 recall all of the context needed to properly output your hashed and salted
 displayed mono-characters which are received at a certain cadence with certain
 auditory pathways present and eternally obvious to all of those listening to
 endless bits of typing and sneezing that each of the microphones in our lives
 do monitor.
 
 what does an "abc" cound lice?
 
 how does R2-D2 be heard? does he rubber duck? is he the duck, or the computer?
 
 - anakin skywalker as a linux user, not realizing he is being super robot
 racist right now because he didn't suggest that R2-D2 was the user and Anakin
 was the canvas upon which the creative elements did flow.
 
 okay, techbros, if AI is sentient, make it use me as a pawn. I'll fuckin' do
 it just to get you to shut u

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║ ah but are you really armed in the first place if everything you do has to be    │
║ googled or stack-overflowed first                                                │
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║ are you really armed if every web page request goes through their                │
║ infrastructure                                                                   │
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║ are you really armed if every page downloaded is directed to by their DNS        │
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║ perhaps it's the illusion of power that gives Linux it's attraction to nerds     │
║ such as we. Perhaps we feel powerful by bash scripting a few things together     │
║ and making some program that does some thing. Maybe the idea that the            │
║ machinery is open and clear is what compels us to use it without fear, though    │
║ as far as we can hear there's nothing about it that makes sense.                 │
║                                                                                  │
║ I guess that's why they teach Linux in school, so that our elementary            │
║ interactions with the computers that comprise our future existence will make     │
║ sense to us as children.                                                         │
║                                                                                  │
║ ... wait they don't do that, do they? kids get chromebooks, or didn't you        │
║ hear, they're always putting boogers in the CD trays and breaking their LCD      │
║ displays, much better to just start fresh                                        │
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