=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 oh wait hang on, I forgot there's only so many days in the hour
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 @user-28 I think about this a lot
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--- #2 fediverse/684 ---
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 @user-507 
 
 meow
 
 now there's just a few more
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--- #3 fediverse/4215 ---
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 oh whoops, forgot to post these last night, here ya go
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--- #4 fediverse/4169 ---
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 oh noooooo now I have to count to a thousand or so
 
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--- #5 fediverse/2234 ---
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 oh, two more things I forgot that I made yesterday.
a picture of a mouse cursor which has a user's profile picture next to it with their name and address so you can more easily remember who you're trying to be. a bunch of random text that I thought was artistic layered on-top of the previous picture which was a mouse-cursor with a user's profile picture next to it so you could see who you're supposed to be. 
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--- #6 messages/1261 ---
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 "yes there really are that many"
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--- #7 messages/267 ---
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 I wonder how many things I've forgot? More every minute, I'd say, and though I
 try and chronicle them all... What's there to say?
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--- #8 fediverse/5408 ---
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 ah nuts musta forgot
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--- #9 fediverse/2526 ---
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 @user-1283 
 
 ah neat, forgot about hash-tags
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 @user-138 
 
 they look like they have a lot of fun...!
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--- #11 fediverse/6299 ---
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 OH
 
 this right here is so crucial
noblesse oblige /ō-blēzh′/ noun Benevolent, honorable behavior considered to be the responsibility of persons of high birth or rank. The honourable obligation that is the responsibility of those of high rank; in American English this often includes the expectation of benevolent actions such as helping those less fortunate. The obligation of those of high rank to be honorable and generous (often used ironically). 
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--- #12 fediverse/115 ---
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 @user-95 okay : )
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--- #13 fediverse/5360 ---
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 another day goes by when I haven't done any programming... oh well
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--- #14 fediverse/1842 ---
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 I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not
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 │ CW: re: mention of NSFW topics and religion, link to ABDL content │
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 @user-1370 @user-1785 
 
 teehee : )
a picture of a splash-zone page for a website which requires login in order to see the content of the packets being displayed, which is similar to the previous post and related because it ironically and a little sarcastically but in a friendly way displays the same mechanic of content-of-packet deprivation which affected the previous other alternative person in the post-chain. ... hang on, what was I saying? oh yes~ 
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--- #16 fediverse/54 ---
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 @user-54 @user-55 @user-56 ohhhhh my bad
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--- #17 fediverse/4266 ---
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 whoops, forgot to post these all at once last night. Here ya go
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--- #18 fediverse/3406 ---
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 @user-1218 
 
 ohhhhh I think the password is menardi. or maybe ephemeren. I forget.
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 ending graveyards forever
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 hey, I'm all about uplifting
 
 I do so as I please
picture of a mastodon screenshot which shows 975 characters remaining, implying (based on the character count) that not only was the thought short and easily conveyable, but also that 1024 characters are permitted per post. the profile picture of the profile who is the poster is green on the bottom with a flash of silver, black and white half and half, then red and light pink colored with a flash of white in the corner. the text of the message that is typed into the display there: hey, I'm all about uplifting I do so as I please 
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