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listen I know it's easy to be defeatist but, like... they still think their
foes consist primarily of blue-haired liberals
lol they're so fucked
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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downside of being gregarious is that everyone you meet in Portland these days
is a fucking fed -.-
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anyone who punches left is a fucking fed or a fascist or both
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when people need you but don't believe in you, it's easy to find it difficult
to get out of bed.
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fellas is it gay if I think fascists should be killed if they don't
permanently revoke their ways
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--- #5 fediverse/2412 ---
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@user-1209 @user-1262
just gonna say you probably deserve that particular screenshotted block haha -
imagine calling anarcho-nina a fed xD xD
plus that first "get the fuck out of my mentions" was a tip that went over
your head, not a threat said in anger. she's pretty darn angry but that just
means you don't wanna be in her way =P
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🖼
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@user-1449 @user-1074
I mean, you're allowed to fight about stupid shit as long as you realize it's
about something that doesn't matter. As long as people are working together
toward their common goals then... whatever, right?
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you can't win every battle, but if you're losing then you've lost.
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can't fucking wait till we're done eating the rich and I can go back to a
simple life of playing with my cat, making video games, writing poetry (bad
poetry, but I like it) and hanging out with my friends.
gotta build the social infrastructure to get through this phase first, though.
something something echo chambers exist IRL too
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if I can convince them not to fight will you give me what I demand?
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│ CW: re: fedi meta, the bad space, fediblock, misleading and untrue cw, uspol, speedrunning discourse, industrial revolution, aquarium tips │
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@user-921
where tf is all this discourse I always hear about like what are ya'll talking
about
... are you talking about me
[silly intrusive thoughts teehee pay no mind]
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--- #12 messages/551 ---
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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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they attack the bad guys in our provinces and say that it's our foes, and they
attack the bad guys in their provinces and say that it's ours that are foes
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that feeling when your computers are just fucked and it's like... whatever,
computers are fucked, I don't give a fuck
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I legitimately think computers should write code and software engineers should
write legislation and lawyers should resolve problem tickets made by aggrieved
citizens while judges do their best to just keep the boat floating
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I can picture it now, caravans of trumpers [call them by their name, they are
foes once again]
driving halfway across the USA
look at all of those islands
[also read alt-text]
![a picture of the electoral college results [so far] there are large swathes of the country that are red, and tiny pockets sprinkled roughly equidistantly all over that are blue. pnw is surrounded and split california and nevada is too focused inward NE is just going to become little canada meanwhile the states south-east of colorado and north-east of california are going to be the birthplaces of the new confederacy fucking bastards colorado defends from the mountains the military faces theft of equipment which is used en-masse to disrupt combat convoys while command struggles to hold everything clear the south and east (Austin) fall under siege aviation experts fly bomb-laden civilian aircraft into convoys drones and landmined highways abound volunteers from canada turned away at the border except in vancouver portland unites with seattle montana is an unexpected ally pseudo-confederate trump followers break and run in the north-east moments of calm as the right sizes up their foes while democrats march on cities expand, more people can cover more land blitzkrieg doesn't do shit if your car is broken or the roads are deformed. ... well, I mean most of middle america can just be driven over. Like, no road for the next few miles? whatever, I got a truck because I live by the roadside before you leave, make sure you leave a note at your desk with your name and old home phone. People can look you up after the fact and maybe reunite you with your stuff.](/similar-different/media/1e9f530103c3bb19.png "a picture of the electoral college results [so far] there are large swathes of the country that are red, and tiny pockets sprinkled roughly equidistantly all over that are blue. pnw is surrounded and split california and nevada is too focused inward NE is just going to become little canada meanwhile the states south-east of colorado and north-east of california are going to be the birthplaces of the new confederacy fucking bastards colorado defends from the mountains the military faces theft of equipment which is used en-masse to disrupt combat convoys while command struggles to hold everything clear the south and east (Austin) fall under siege aviation experts fly bomb-laden civilian aircraft into convoys drones and landmined highways abound volunteers from canada turned away at the border except in vancouver portland unites with seattle montana is an unexpected ally pseudo-confederate trump followers break and run in the north-east moments of calm as the right sizes up their foes while democrats march on cities expand, more people can cover more land blitzkrieg doesn't do shit if your car is broken or the roads are deformed. ... well, I mean most of middle america can just be driven over. Like, no road for the next few miles? whatever, I got a truck because I live by the roadside before you leave, make sure you leave a note at your desk with your name and old home phone. People can look you up after the fact and maybe reunite you with your stuff.")
![a picture of the electoral college results [so far] there are large swathes of the country that are red, and tiny pockets sprinkled roughly equidistantly all over that are blue. pnw is surrounded and split california and nevada is too focused inward NE is just going to become little canada meanwhile the states south-east of colorado and north-east of california are going to be the birthplaces of the new confederacy fucking bastards colorado defends from the mountains the military faces theft of equipment which is used en-masse to disrupt combat convoys while command struggles to hold everything clear the south and east (Austin) fall under siege aviation experts fly bomb-laden civilian aircraft into [continued in next picture]](/similar-different/media/bab2ca6016a54dcd.png "a picture of the electoral college results [so far] there are large swathes of the country that are red, and tiny pockets sprinkled roughly equidistantly all over that are blue. pnw is surrounded and split california and nevada is too focused inward NE is just going to become little canada meanwhile the states south-east of colorado and north-east of california are going to be the birthplaces of the new confederacy fucking bastards colorado defends from the mountains the military faces theft of equipment which is used en-masse to disrupt combat convoys while command struggles to hold everything clear the south and east (Austin) fall under siege aviation experts fly bomb-laden civilian aircraft into [continued in next picture]")
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--- #17 messages/276 ---
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Boys be like "dang that's rough buddy" when all you want is for someone to
solve your problems
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@user-192
... and like. idk what do you do at that point
say "fuck it" and live with imperfection? embrace anti-natural selection?
valorize deviance and queerness in digitally appropriated artistic media
collections?
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It's not sparkling reconnaisance if you're *fucking telepathic you stupid
bitch*
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@user-1429
do something fun and hard like walk to seattle or install linux on a toaster
or write happy notes on post-its and leave them in public places or make art
and leave it in a public place or~
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