=== ANCHOR POEM === ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── if you're always wearing a disguise, anyone could be anyone just don't plan on bringing your phone and maybe practice a common form of dancing, so you can learn to move as others do makes it easier to blend in #hijab ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 messages/908 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── if you don't see someone doing what you're doing after a while you hide into something else ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/168 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── maybe if I wear the same clothes everyday people will be more likely to remember me ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/1771 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── if you can't find them when you need them, then you don't have them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2868 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/243 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────── one neat thing about wearing many layers of clothes is that you get a bunch of new pockets. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/5374 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-138 me neither... guess it's in-person for me. [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go] ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/2869 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── "nobody told me you can wear skirts above your boobs!" they used to have straps, too. [above boobs, below armpits] also like a skirt for your shoulders, but only a really flowy one would work. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/5983 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────── I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever I had that hair ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/4085 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── I can always tell when people who believe in me start thinking of me because I start feeling the urge to do pushups ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/1209 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────── if your witch hat has a brim that looks like a circle then you're wearing it backwards. witch hats should fold flat. The angled part should be in front so you only have to see a thin slice of reality, that way people are only able to see your eyes if you look directly at them. it adds to the mystique. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/3144 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their hat doesn't rub up against their hair ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3776 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── whenever repeating letters like thiiiiiiis or thisssss make sure if you're doing K's that you have at least four ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5593 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursed │ └──────────────────────┘ look all I'm saying is that if they want to dress people up like ICE and have them kidnap people without recourse, maybe we could do the same. giant buzzer noise EVIL buzzer noise ends ah, uh... haha I um don't mean, like, KIDnapping people, just... uh, just kidding! haha... laughs neverously ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/5169 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to describe everything that you do, leave that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/2852 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-570 quite recognizable. too. bad I don't wear it often these days, so I don't get recognized as a different person than I'm performing that day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/5588 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── did you know that if you actually tried to do magic you might just become good at meditating? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/1334 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: TMI-medical-issue-thing-don't-worry-about-it │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ subconsciously running your hand over your butt every time you stand up to make sure you didn't pee your pants ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────┘ --- #18 messages/394 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── Just because I'm performing doesn't mean I'm pretending, or that I can help it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/4122 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── if your friend moves to the country, it's important to stay in touch ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┘ --- #20 messages/685 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── If someone calls you in the middle of the night asking to be let in because they need a place to sleep, don't let them in! Unless you know them obvi but someone you don't know trying to manipulate you like "please I need some shelter" like, babe no, we need to know each other first, it's dark, I'm in my pajamas, c'mon. If it's below freezing then okay, maybe, but... They got themselves into that situation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┘ |